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Glenn Quebec posted:You don't find any of that tedious? You gotta put up with a lot of poo poo to plow genghis khan's great-great-great-great-(more)-granddaughter.
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Glenn Quebec posted:You don't find any of that tedious? Universe Master posted:You gotta put up with a lot of poo poo to plow genghis khan's great-great-great-great-(more)-granddaughter. A few messages and a meeting like once or twice a month isn't much work. What is tedious work is trying to get a new girl. That is beyond tedious. Introductions, sharing stories, jumping through a billion hoops where they absolutely need to convince you they are pure and all this bullshit even though they are not, and if you both don't do the dance it's a huge loss of face for her. Also the tens of "duds" that are too culturally ruined as humans because Mainland culture is the worst (and a very large portion of these seem to come from Hunan). I have started lying and building people up just to delete them because I hate going through the motions. 
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Jul 8, 2017 18:37
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Glenn Quebec posted:You don't find any of that tedious? It's not easy being the Lecher Haier.
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drat I loving lost it at the eggs part. I like this mongolian woman hair....she is your bad romance.... You should take the bull by the horns and text her poo poo like "you want my big american penis" "Mongolia is part of china"| "Feed me a cat"
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Jul 8, 2017 18:57
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Jul 8, 2017 19:00
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Honestly Haier, that's a fair answer. I don't know, I've been married for a few years now so the idea of having even a conversation like that is too much. Maybe it's a cultural thing and I just don't understand grand
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Jul 8, 2017 19:13
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angel opportunity posted:https://twitter.com/chensns/status/883444646969581568 lmao i love this "don't insult this person's nationality like somebody from this nationality would"
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Jul 8, 2017 19:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfgTXFx4Ins Pro click for a manufacturing POV
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Jul 8, 2017 19:56
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/883757428243918849
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Jul 8, 2017 20:02
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its great how all these people just desperate to fault trump do all his proofreading and fact checking for free
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Jul 8, 2017 20:38
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Haier posted:The Mongol unblocked me to ask me if I remembered that promise she made to me about inviting me to her house and she would cook me a big meal. I said yes. She asked if I would instead cook at her house. I'm going to make another prediction. She will come to the house, and you will cook for her. But you will cook something awful that will give you the runs right as she is trying to have sex with you. This is your karma.
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Cantorsdust posted:I'm going to make another prediction. She will come to the house, and you will cook for her. But you will cook something awful that will give you the runs right as she is trying to have sex with you. This is your karma. He'll have gone out for a 547 mile walk that day, and will come back incredibly bloated for some reason. When she arrives he'll be laying in bed moaning and will say that he needs to take a nap instead of making dinner, which he says would have just give him the crazy shits. The Mongolian will angrily jump into bed with him while shouting about how she never wants to have sex with anyone ever again, and in a twist she's the one who will diarrhea all over everything. Haier looks directly at a camera the troublesome children next door have put up facing into his bedroom, sighs, and says "It's a living!"
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Jul 8, 2017 21:18
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Then we fade to black for a commercial about tiger penis pills.
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Jul 8, 2017 21:23
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Zil posted:Then we fade to black for a commercial about tiger penis pills. JAPANESE ELIMINATION SIREN gives you the power to plunge with power and confidence! Buy today!
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Jul 8, 2017 21:39
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drat, I want a giant Mongolian wife.
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Jul 8, 2017 21:51
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thoughts and prayers posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfgTXFx4Ins Second, very pro click. And I knew they were going to Houli after they said Taichung
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Sammus posted:I got my mini crossbows from eBay today! They're awesome, and the danger factor is probably over rated, although I wouldn't want someone to shoot me in the eyes with it. Also upon assembling it i noticed the silverish paint stuff on the outside was flaking off and my hand developed itchy bumps.... Now I'm concerned. gently caress, mine are supposed arrive between july 10-24.
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Kharnifex posted:drat, I want a giant Mongolian wife. I am really curious to see what someone this infuriating/annoying looks like. You'd think she's have to be a one in a million beauty to make this kind of insanity worth it. Then again Haier hosed a giant and a fatty with peanut-brittle crotch.
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Jul 9, 2017 00:11
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My friend decided to get into larping or at least the armour side of things so ordered a chainmail kit from china. After a day handling the links for the chain his hands were covered in horrible blisters. Do not buy metal objects from China, this includes crossbows to bridges.
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Jul 9, 2017 00:12
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thoughts and prayers posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfgTXFx4Ins Of loving course these idiots are from Vancouver.
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Jul 9, 2017 00:13
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The way the Mongol says "Sir" all the time makes me imagine her as the grown up version of Marcie from Peanuts.
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Jul 9, 2017 01:42
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Haier has gone crazy from eating gutter oil and is posting directly from his imagination at this point
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Jul 9, 2017 01:56
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Have I missed the story where Haier schedules plunges with the Mongol and Chaoshan Girl at the same time and has to keep them in different rooms of his apartment all night?
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Jul 9, 2017 03:02
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forums user simplefish and I were treated to some wonderful art in harbin   Will do a full photo dump when I have time
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Mameluke posted:Have I missed the story where Haier schedules plunges with the Mongol and Chaoshan Girl at the same time and has to keep them in different rooms of his apartment all night? [Half-hearted makeout sesh is interrupted by a knock on the door] "Chaoshan Girl?! You can't come in, I'm terribly bloated and uh... I'm taking a colossal poo poo!" [HAIER spins around and pushes THE MONGOLIAN away] "You need to hide under the bed! Make like the stately pleasure dome of Xanadu and disappear!" [A blank stare from THE MONGOLIAN] "Space Buddha is hiding under the bed! Go look for him, and don't come up no matter what kind of hideous plunging noises you hear!" [HAIER turns back towards the door] "Sorry Chaoshan Girl! My pyloric valve is acting up again," he says, Ignatius Reilly-ishly, as he OPENS THE DOOR. "But I'm ready to plunge that hair-cave now."
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Jul 9, 2017 04:52
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Why is all contemporary chinese art just deformed figures. Is it the symptom of a deformed culture, of a people with deformed souls?
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Jul 9, 2017 04:54
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Japan made it popular - and if something's popular, you can make knockoffs of it.
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You guys are so mean. I try to share the wonderful cultural experience of Mainland China, and all I do is get literally shitted on by not only you goons, but locals as well. My cultural ambassadorship is constantly plagued by face and other problems, and I would apprecMcGavin posted:Of loving course these idiots are from Vancouver. Blistex posted:I am really curious to see what someone this infuriating/annoying looks like. You'd think she's have to be a one in a million beauty to make this kind of insanity worth it. The two main things that allow us to keep meeting is that she lives less than 2km from me and has a scooter to get here quickly, and face-to-face I find her stubborn tough girl attitude very refreshing from the "damsel in distress, scared of lighting and shadows, can't carry a small bag of groceries" thing Mainland girls excel at. She's mostly retarded in chat because it gives her time to flip flop and think, and she's not much on conversation until IRL. Hey, the peanut lady and I did not do the sex. Depending on the giant, the last one was really awesome in some ways (hobbies, opinions, crazy clothing, sex), but I had to call it off after she was hanging around my house waiting for me to come home, or showing up at my door unannounced. When I told her I was angry and she couldn't do that anymore, she said she will miss me forever and will always remember me and then stopped replying. She didn't even delete me, so I kept spamming her until she eventually blocked me a few weeks later. If she had not stalked me, I would have happily included her in my roster of crazy people. Her sudden disappearance was disappointing, though initially kind of happy because no more weirdos outside my door. I told the Mongol and Chaoshan Girl about her. CG thought the entire story was absolutely hilarious (though she prefers the Mongol story), and the Mongol said she was terrified of coming to my house because what if the giant was waiting outside my door and she could toss the Mongol like a rice cracker. Electro-Boogie Jack posted:He'll have gone out for a 547 mile walk that day, and will come back incredibly bloated for some reason. When she arrives he'll be laying in bed moaning and will say that he needs to take a nap instead of making dinner, which he says would have just give him the crazy shits. The Mongolian will angrily jump into bed with him while shouting about how she never wants to have sex with anyone ever again, and in a twist she's the one who will diarrhea all over everything. --------------------------- Today at my early lunch I was listening to this episode of Beyond The Darkness: https://www.podcastone.com/episode/Vengeful-Spirits-of-The-Witch-Prison The story is this old rear end house used to be a jail for witches and bad English villagers, and a lot of people were tortured or died there. Now it's all haunted and messed up. They did some ouija board action and talked to a local dead shepherd who said he was just wandering by, and the one keeping all the ghosts in the house and area was that the jailer's ghost wouldn't let the dead depart. Anyway, this got me thinking how bad it would be to be a foreigner ghost in China, having to hang out with angry dead Chinese ghosts. OMG.
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For those who haven't been following the news, Liu Xiaobo is in real imminent danger of being the first Nobel Peace Prize winner to die while imprisoned by his country since Carl von Ossietzky, who died in a Nazi prison. Quite auspicious company for the Chinese government. (Technically Liu has been released on medical parole due to advanced liver cancer, but he's under guard in a hospital and not free to go, so same difference.) After lots of international pressure to let him go abroad for treatment, the Chinese finally allowed a couple of Western doctors to examine him. Global Times has the story: Global Times posted:Too risky to transfer Liu Xiaobo overseas: medical experts Welp, that's that, I guess. Meibanfa. Right? quote:Joint Statement from Dr. Joseph M. Herman, Clinical Research Director, Department of Radiation Oncology, The University of Texas MD Anderson Cancer Center, and Dr. Markus Büchler, Chairman, Department of Surgery, University of Heidelberg Nothing like catching state media in a bald-faced lie.
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Jul 9, 2017 12:49
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you ever make anodyne jokes about airplane food haier ever feel any urges to make a tv show about nothing he's the reincarnation of jerry, everybody ignore the not being dead yet bit
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Jul 9, 2017 12:53
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yes, they filled out the form for reincarnation properly lol absolutely living buddha sure https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Religious_Affairs_Bureau_Order_No._5
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Have you ever noticed when you eat the food on the plane, you immediately collapse into a liquid poo poo spraying heap and spend the next twelve hours bleeding from your eyes? What's the deal with that?
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Jul 9, 2017 13:02
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What is Haier's job in China? I presume not ESL teaching.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What is Haier's job in China? I presume not ESL teaching. 
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Grand Fromage posted:Have you ever noticed when you eat the food on the plane, you immediately collapse into a liquid poo poo spraying heap and spend the next twelve hours bleeding from your eyes? What's the deal with that? ikr
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What is Haier's job in China? I presume not ESL teaching. He keeps the plumbing well lubricated with oily shits every two hours.
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McGavin posted:Of loving course these idiots are from Vancouver. They're both industry vets, the schtick was rhetorical to mimic typical wanna-bes. "Know how to make a million in the bike business?" "How?" "Start with five."
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The Great Autismo! posted:forums user simplefish and I were treated to some wonderful art in harbin lol that enough people touched the kid statue dong to make the brass shine
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