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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

I was concerned with the issue of fitting the food in the mouth hole.

Maybe smaller bites? Nah, the sandwich was easy enough, at least for that. Not so much the other monstrosities. I love a giant sandwich as much as the next chap, but that stuff was ridiculous.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

gently caress yeah, this frog doesnt want to live forever.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I love softshell crab. The last time I had one, outside of the occasional spider roll, was at the Angola Prison Rodeo.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Softshell is delicious, I made some just last week. Stuffed them with fermented Fresno pepper hotsauce and fried them.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Bogan King posted:

59g of protein per 100g is well up there for protein

If you do the math, the calories in that cricket flour are 48.5% from protein, 44.5% from fat, and 7% from carbohydrates. That's comparable with semi-fatty meats such as chicken thighs (54.4% / 43.7% / 1.9%) but is hardly the "pure protein" of egg whites (84.7% calories from protein), chicken breast (75.2%) or even greek yogurt (68.0%).

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

ulmont posted:

If you do the math, the calories in that cricket flour are 48.5% from protein, 44.5% from fat, and 7% from carbohydrates. That's comparable with semi-fatty meats such as chicken thighs (54.4% / 43.7% / 1.9%) but is hardly the "pure protein" of egg whites (84.7% calories from protein), chicken breast (75.2%) or even greek yogurt (68.0%).

If you care about efficiency though that cricket flour makes a bunch more protein for the energy it took to make it. Comparing it 1:1 for protein content that cricket probably took a vanishingly small amount of the resources used to create it vs. the milk for that yogurt or flesh of that chicken or the eggs from said chicken.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


The sausage and egg butty looks fabulous but gently caress I would die trying to eat even a quarter of that.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


OwlFancier posted:

The sausage and egg butty looks fabulous but gently caress I would die trying to eat even a quarter of that.
Cheeseburger with egg = sausage and egg butty?

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

KakerMix posted:

If you care about efficiency though that cricket flour makes a bunch more protein for the energy it took to make it. Comparing it 1:1 for protein content that cricket probably took a vanishingly small amount of the resources used to create it vs. the milk for that yogurt or flesh of that chicken or the eggs from said chicken.

Not really, no.

quote:

Although it has been suggested that crickets reared for human or livestock consumption may result in a more sustainable supply of protein, this study finds that such conclusions will depend, in large part, on what the crickets are fed and which systems of livestock production they are compared to. When fed grain-based diets at a scale of economic relevance, populations of crickets in this study showed little improvement in PCE compared to broiler chickens fed similar diets.
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0118785

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

The sausage and egg butty looks fabulous but gently caress I would die trying to eat even a quarter of that.

despite what you have heard about americans that's probably food for 4 people

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Mealworms are okay, crickets are disgusting, and land bugs in general are all lung and chitin-- sad counterfeits of their rich, sweet, muscular water-dwelling kin. I suspect we'll be eating yeast protein long before we get to whole bugs, simply because who's gonna bother with buckets of worms when you can just engineer a yeast that tastes like Italian sausage and run a biostat full of that for a thousand dinners?

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I love crab but have never had softshell.... is it at all like, chewy, or is the shell as soft as normal crab meat? I know that it's basically just a freshly moulted crab, but am wondering about the outer consistency.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

lidnsya posted:

I love crab but have never had softshell.... is it at all like, chewy, or is the shell as soft as normal crab meat? I know that it's basically just a freshly moulted crab, but am wondering about the outer consistency.

chewy/crunchy its pretty darn tasty.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Once you get over the texture they are really good fried on sandwiches.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Ok ok maybe not crickets but maybe some other insect as suggested by this study. And this study doesn't take into account the waste and cost of care going into crickets vs. chicken. I wonder what the protein vs. amount of waste generated is like between a cricket and a broiler chicken.
Ultimately though if you are going to feed animals things that you yourself could eat that's always going to be a better use of resources. Maybe when we get vat-grown meat which I personally can't wait for.

elise the great posted:

Mealworms are okay, crickets are disgusting, and land bugs in general are all lung and chitin-- sad counterfeits of their rich, sweet, muscular water-dwelling kin. I suspect we'll be eating yeast protein long before we get to whole bugs, simply because who's gonna bother with buckets of worms when you can just engineer a yeast that tastes like Italian sausage and run a biostat full of that for a thousand dinners?

Yeah this, seems like the tech is going to advance so far that we can just grow whatever protien structures with whatever taste profiles we want from base ingredients and avoid things like 'feathers' and 'pooping all the time'.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

elise the great posted:

Mealworms are okay, crickets are disgusting, and land bugs in general are all lung and chitin-- sad counterfeits of their rich, sweet, muscular water-dwelling kin. I suspect we'll be eating yeast protein long before we get to whole bugs, simply because who's gonna bother with buckets of worms when you can just engineer a yeast that tastes like Italian sausage and run a biostat full of that for a thousand dinners?

Yeah mealworms are fine, we had a science teacher in grade 9 or so who raised a bunch on apples coated in cinnamon, and they did indeed taste like apple cinnamon when we (well I was the only one who ate one because I was a weird goth in high school) ate them.

That said I did pass on a softshell crab at a sushi place once, around the same time. I was expecting spider roll and instead it was just a softshell crab that had been deepfried just sitting there on a plate. IDK I made my boyfriend eat it.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
You'd think something called mealworm would taste OK.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

lidnsya posted:

I love crab but have never had softshell.... is it at all like, chewy, or is the shell as soft as normal crab meat? I know that it's basically just a freshly moulted crab, but am wondering about the outer consistency.

If you're not eating a softshell crab breaded and fried, you're eating it wrong.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I haven't had a soft crab in a while but I vaguely remember it having some 'snap' like a good sausage will, except the insidey parts are not as firm as a sausage

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo


where is your food god now?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

elise the great posted:

Mealworms are okay, crickets are disgusting, and land bugs in general are all lung and chitin-- sad counterfeits of their rich, sweet, muscular water-dwelling kin. I suspect we'll be eating yeast protein long before we get to whole bugs, simply because who's gonna bother with buckets of worms when you can just engineer a yeast that tastes like Italian sausage and run a biostat full of that for a thousand dinners?

Provided the Seldon plan isn't completely derailed by the Mule in office, sure.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

Provided the Seldon plan isn't completely derailed by the Mule in office, sure.

Well, seeing as there's just one of him and he's sterile, it shan't be long until we can all be chowing down on our fungus burgers.

fuckin breeders man
Mar 21, 2007
I was looking up how to cook a pork shoulder and I found a picture of someone feeding a giant gecko.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

bloom posted:



where is your food god now?
Tenatively would.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Honestly it can be a difficult choice sometimes. This at least solves that problem.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn3VJ04CLj8

vektuz
Sep 19, 2005
Endangered Species


Banana and pepperoni salami pizza? I love it... but I'm positing it here because literally every person I've ever offered it to makes a disgust face and doesn't even want to try it. Wusses. Fried bananas are incredible.

vektuz has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Jul 9, 2017

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Fried bananas are great. Not on a pizza.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIjYNqUeNUI

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

Fried bananas are great. Not on a pizza.

Ahem

No pizza rules.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

If you're not eating a softshell crab breaded and fried, you're eating it wrong.

The Brazilian northeast has a type of moqueca (fish/seafood stew, usually with a palm oil base) made with soft shell crabs and it tastes so goddamn good and looks so so bad



oh yeah baby stuff those face huggers straight in my moist throat

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


We Reviewed 6 Of TV's Grossest Foods And It Was... Yeah

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Ahem

No pizza rules.

That's a banana rule.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




bloom posted:



where is your food god now?

aww good for him :3:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

quote:

It was ... disappointing. The biggest disappointment was that I was disappointed by the disappointment. If that doesn't make sense, get back to me after you've had some breakfast spaghetti. It turns out pasta has an impressive ability to mellow out any flavors you throw at it (maybe this is why a jar of Ragu has 60 grams of sugar in it). I expected overpowering, cloying sweetness. Instead, the pasta was just so boldly flavorless, none of the candy trash on it could stand out.
It's almost like there's a reason we use sauces that can seep into the pasta? :confused:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S78A__zwZY

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Ham? Tuna?! ONIONS?!? These madmen have gone too far.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

bloom posted:

Ham? Tuna?! ONIONS?!? These madmen have gone too far.

I for one an a huge fan of fresh baked mayonnaise with prunes, peanut butter, pickles, and M&Ms myself.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost


:can:

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Randaconda posted:

Bizarre Foods was great.

Andrew was always so happy to taste whatever.

Well it's still going, even if it's been a bit tamer the last couple of seasons, but that's understandable since they kinda front loaded a lot of the weirdest foods early on

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