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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

He didn't shoot a single gun in afghanistan

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

GrimGypsy posted:

good plank for 2018 gop to consider imo



you know what, have at it kid

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

so god damned shameless

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

GrimGypsy posted:

good plank for 2018 gop to consider imo



I'll admit that when it hit "If I don't get a girlfriend after that" I was expecting to read 'Something something shooting spree'


Also, gross

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






im rex chillerson 🌊

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

King of the Beach posted:

im rex chillerson 🌊

I'm Mad God Mattis. Pleased to meet you.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Guy Goodbody posted:

thank god that guy is there to be a regulating influence on Trump

wouldn't it be easier to just visit lovely areas of the US like the deep south if you wanted to hunt wife abusing fundies?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

mdemone posted:

what the fuckin Jesus is that supposed to mean

are they seriously saying that the Democrats set up the meeting between Junior and the fuckin Russians

because what in the gently caress

just

what in the gently caress

It means muddy the waters to the point that the general public does



and then no one really cares anymore.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



god dam mattis

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i'm trying to think of someone besides spicer who has thrown away his credbility faster than mcmaster entirely by being completely clownshoes

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





america will finally begin exporting domestic oil under chill rex

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/883888692472852480

You Never Have To Leave

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



why do people even try to open the door, you'd need superhuman strength to have the force necessary to do so

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

zegermans posted:

can someone give me a 12 hour TRUMP summary

just read your own post abt the drunk guy getting run over

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Office Pig posted:

also unrelated but I Don't Want to Hear Another loving Word About James Mattis Until He Does Something Useful For Once

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
moving further into an important decade of pages

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i heard james mattis just hired a superprosecutor who specializes in litigating the trumps

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

King of the Beach posted:

america will finally begin exporting domestic oil under chill rex

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

Sexxon Mobile baby :whatup:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Philthy posted:

It means muddy the waters to the point that the general public does



and then no one really cares anymore.

slouch
Mar 10, 2009



amazon is probably going to buy out all of washington and we will soon become a nation of corporate entities rather than political states

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Turdfuzz posted:

make ur own wordplay fine w/e idc
but i swear to god if u tell me what words i cant play w/ how i wanna play w/ i swear to fucken god

Its grammar deal with it

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Nah that's about as upset as you should probably feel.

i guess i am mad because i hoped i wouldn't be around to see america implode, like that it would happen in my theoretical grand kids time. i know its inevitable(nothing lasts forever despite what end of history idiots think) i assumed i was gonna live in the slow decline not the loving death spiral.



didnt he right a book calling out awful political war decisions, did he just forget about all of it. idk. gently caress him.



good. i hope he kills his loving liver. no loving poo poo glassey. the GOP are loving dumb monsters who are jerking off while trump drives the country to hell.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i cant wait til we are all dead n no one remembers us cuz they too are dead

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

etalian posted:

wouldn't it be easier to just visit lovely areas of the US like the deep south if you wanted to hunt wife abusing fundies?

Time is gonna come where the distinction between them will become insignificant to anybody that matters. Imams on that side of the pond, Liberty U and the like on this side, all just trying to preserve a primitive vision of what it means to be human.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

slouch posted:

amazon is probably going to buy out all of washington and we will soon become a nation of corporate entities rather than political states

didnt some some american chocolate company try this once lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

i cant wait til we are all dead n no one remembers us cuz they too are dead

you first

i cant w8 ooo i just cant until i forget about you as well as me

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





GrimGypsy posted:

good plank for 2018 gop to consider imo



wow i emptyquoted the wrong post

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
FULL BALKANIZATION NOW

MAGACITY 1

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/883841256706781184

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Office Pig posted:

also unrelated but I Don't Want to Hear Another loving Word About James Mattis Until He Does Something Useful For Once

Mattis da warrior monk

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
oh and here's some poo poo about health or whatever

https://twitter.com/wvgazettemail/status/883839114704896001

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

nice meltdown

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!



lay off the amphetamines garlicman jesus twerking christ :smugjones:

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

slouch posted:

amazon is probably going to buy out all of washington and we will soon become a nation of corporate entities rather than political states

man, i love me some cyberpunk

*gets 50th brand tattoo (a new artisan toast truck) in order to afford electricity this month*

man, i fuckin hate cyberpunk

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

dude, eric, just watch some night court or something.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


nice meltdown

edit GODDAMNIT

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/883856413683982336
https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/883857053503987712
https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/883861163523448833

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

lorn Wayne posted:

moving further into an important decade of pages



something something vaporwave

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Office Pig posted:

oh and here's some poo poo about health or whatever

https://twitter.com/wvgazettemail/status/883839114704896001

GOP doesn't have the courage to kill off their retarded selfish voting bloc.

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