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Dodoman posted:Actually do quote stymie because he is often correct, if a bit insufferable lol
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Plorkyeran posted:touchid on the 5s is pretty slow and bad, so i can understand having wrong opinions about it if you're a se holdout. on newer phones it's basically as fast as unlocking an unsecured phone touchid on the 5s and se are fine bitch
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Jul 7, 2017 13:59
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good luck when the cops force your finger into your phone to gather evidence touchidailures
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touchvidanya
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i like to call it Touchy D
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Dodoman posted:Actually do quote stymie because he is often correct, if a bit insufferable don't quote stymie if you are just going to be pointlessly upset out argumentative, but stymies posts often have a fairly interesting core of truth/thought, many threads are worse on the rails than stymie-derailed
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Jul 7, 2017 17:16
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how do their lips taste?
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Jul 7, 2017 17:31
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cis autodrag posted:good luck when the cops force your finger into your phone ...keep going im almost there 
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Jul 7, 2017 18:07
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remember to power cycle your phone before interactions with the police
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Jul 7, 2017 18:21
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didn't a court recently rule that biometric data used for access control or in place of passwords etc is protected by the 5th amendment now?
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Jul 7, 2017 18:24
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Doc Block posted:didn't a court recently rule that biometric data used for access control or in place of passwords etc is protected by the 5th amendment now? who is to say the phone wasnt unlocked already 
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Doc Block posted:didn't a court recently rule that biometric data used for access control or in place of passwords etc is protected by the 5th amendment now? kinda the case was about the government knowing that child porn had been downloaded at a particular location, and wanting to seize all phones and force touch ID unlocks from everybody at that location. the court saying the 5th applied here was kind of limited in the sense that the government seemed to not know which device belonged to who, and that unlocking the phone with the fingerprint would implicitly serve as testifying that "this is my phone, and I control its contents". that wouldn't be the case if the police knew that the phone was yours, and what they were looking for, and the decision specifically says that the fifth might not apply in that situation. (and, of course, this is just a district court, so this isn't a decision that has wide-ranging applicability)
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Jul 7, 2017 18:42
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can courts compel you to open a safe ?
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Jul 7, 2017 19:11
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:can courts compel you to open a safe ? you'd love to open it but you forgot the combination
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Jul 7, 2017 19:14
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:can courts compel you to open a safe ? yes, but they need to demonstrate that there is likely something relevant in the safe, that you had access to the safe, and the scope should be limited to directly relevant documents to prohibit fishing expeditions. so if the police have a witness who says they saw you put documents into the safe when they came into your office right after you had a meeting with the other suspect in your fraud scheme... the court will probably agree to force you to open that safe and turn over any documents related to that meeting. note that the extent to which the above applies depends on you being able to afford a good attorney. Pinterest Mom posted:you'd love to open it but you forgot the combination they'll give you plenty of reasons to remember it, possibly even giving you a nice quiet jail cell where you can think long and hard about what it could possibly be.
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Jul 7, 2017 19:46
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Jul 7, 2017 20:15
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it's all going to be moot anyway with the new face recognition, they'll just point your own cellphone at your dumb face and voila i wonder how many couples will break up when a jealous partner unlocks their phone while they sleep
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Jul 7, 2017 21:22
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https://www.bloomberg.com/view/arti...m_medium=social cant wait to tour the new apple hq and have some ipizza
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He knew exactly what kind of timber he wanted, but not just "I like oak" or "I like maple." He knew it had to be quarter-cut. It had to be cut in the winter, ideally in January, to have the least amount of sap and sugar content.
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Jul 7, 2017 22:12
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:it's all going to be moot anyway with the new face recognition, they'll just point your own cellphone at your dumb face and voila and the world is better for it
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Jul 7, 2017 22:17
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:i wonder how many couples will break up when a jealous partner unlocks their phone while they sleep do you wear gloves when you sleep or something?
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Jul 7, 2017 22:20
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power cycle right before you lose conciousness
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Jul 7, 2017 23:04
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I saw the apple donut when I was landing at sfo, it looks weird from afar, it's too perfect a geometric shape when everything surrounded by it is irregular
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Jul 7, 2017 23:09
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qirex posted:I saw the apple donut when I was landing at sfo, it looks weird from afar, it's too perfect a geometric shape when everything surrounded by it is irregular an oasis of perfection in the sea of dead malls and toxic landfills
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Jul 7, 2017 23:38
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MeruFM posted:this is the last thing stebe designed with his own 2 hands in b4 that dude comes in to talk about steve shoving fruit up his rear end
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Jul 7, 2017 23:42
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exploded mummy posted:in b4 that dude comes in to talk about steve shoving fruit up his rear end hold up, there's a farm in the middle?!?!
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Jul 7, 2017 23:49
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MeruFM posted:this is the last thing stebe designed with his own 2 hands 
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exploded mummy posted:in b4 that dude comes in to talk about steve shoving fruit up his rear end apple donut: 2/10 no ring
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Jul 8, 2017 02:39
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MeruFM posted:and the world is better for it dont judge her ancillary justice cosplay dedication Luigi Thirty posted:apple donut: 2/10 no ring its its own ring 
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Matt Zerella posted:hold up, there's a farm in the middle?!?! they're supposed to have actual fruit trees of all sorts around that building once it's finished so i guess that's an unironic yes?
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Jul 8, 2017 05:12
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no one will ever get ripe fruit from them though... like 5-10,000 employees will be able to keep their hands off the fruit to let it ripen
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Jul 8, 2017 05:14
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apple designed their own combination fruit picker / rectal insertion device. they even have patents on it. incredible
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Apple employees, putting fruit up their rectum as their founder intended
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Shifty Pony posted:they'll give you plenty of reasons to remember it, possibly even giving you a nice quiet jail cell where you can think long and hard about what it could possibly be. refusing to open a safe is contempt of court. you can be held indefinitely for that the only reason you would refuse a court order to unlock your phone / open a safe is that you know for sure you are gonna end up in jail for a long, long time if you comply
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:refusing to open a safe is contempt of court. you can be held indefinitely for that or if you're trolling the judge epically
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i cant set my mouse to be normal scrolling and my trackpad to be natural apple gently caress you
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why are you using a mouse with OS X
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Jul 9, 2017 01:24
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the downside of the spaceship is that it's right off a highway exit and there's not much within walking distance there's a bunch of stuff close to the infinite loop
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DuckConference posted:the downside of the spaceship is that it's right off a highway exit and there's not much within walking distance why would you ever need to leave the spaceship, friend? 👽
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bump_fn posted:i cant set my mouse to be normal scrolling and my trackpad to be natural
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