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if you can deal with some scandinavian moon language here's a nice low key interview with mike stoklawslaw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKy43Kgv7wk
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A Handed Missus posted:is Jay gay? But what does gay mean really?
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Justin Credible posted:In the book Jurassic Park Hammond gets devoured by Compys, the little hopping dinosaurs that are like a foot tall, a swarm of them with their infectious, poisonous mouths biting him to death. And the Asian scientist dude doesn't make it off to make a new park, he gets tricked by the raptors and lured out of the barracks or whatever by one so another could yank him up from above. The last one of the characters sees of him is him being eaten alive via a wound that exposes his intestines while he feebly beats on it's head. He really should've died in the movie too but Spielberg is a big softie. I was mostly bullshitting about the global warming link, but the story in Jurassic Park is really week. It made Newman the villain and he dies like half way through and he never even interacts with the protagonists. Would've been a lot cooler if Hammond was a bad guy, and like say Sam Neill tells him he's not going to approve the park, so Hammond locks him in the park with the dinosaurs to kill him and Sam Neill has to escape. Then the climatic battle could be the dinosaurs ripping Richard Attenborough to shreds and everyone cheering. The actual ending of JP was really weak.
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I set out to make a Jurassic Park derail and I've knocked it outta the fuckin park here Jurassic Park is great btw. It has some dumb stuff in it but it's great
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Jul 9, 2017 02:11
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I will quite literally always talk about the first Jurassic park.
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Schweinhund posted:He really should've died in the movie too but Spielberg is a big softie. hammond was an entirely different character in the book tho.
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Schweinhund posted:He really should've died in the movie too but Spielberg is a big softie.
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Jul 9, 2017 03:21
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If you think about it paying your employees what they are worth is as impossible for capitalism to keep itself under control as it is impossible for overweight men with glasses to not! put obscenely erotic imagery onto their wallpapers. Basically what I'm saying is uh.... cost cutting finds a way.
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I think The Phantom Menace may have been the first DVD I bought. I suppose that's fitting. gently caress movies.
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Jul 9, 2017 03:42
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Holy gently caress have you guys seen the Happening? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1PK4qYzNkI
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Jul 9, 2017 04:07
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Schweinhund posted:He really should've died in the movie too but Spielberg is a big softie. that sounds dumb as poo poo
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Jul 9, 2017 04:14
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So uhh Spider-Man. It was tolerable. It was enough to appease the millions of mindless comic book fans. Did it do Spider-Man justice? No. The first 2 Sam Raimi movies are better in every single way. Michael Keaton's vulture... Uhh it's ok I guess? He's a loving idiot junkyard collector who's smart friends make him a super suit. He then uses the super suit to steal shipments of alien technology for his family. I was thoroughly unimpressed, it was pretty by the numbers. Maybe high school students will like it more. 
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Holy gently caress have you guys seen the Happening? Hey, you know what I bet's going on? The plants are killing everybody. They're sending out pollen that's telling everyone to kill themselves. *stock roar* OH! Whoa! I hear a mountain lion! I better get back to my tree-house and you guys better get back to your truck!
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WampaLord posted:Yea, like, I guess one of them could have described him to a sketch artist or something, but that seems like going out of your way to be a dick to the dude who just saved you. Also, it's like 2005 or something, maybe not everyone had cameras on their phones yet, or they took really bad images, too.
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It paints an optimistic view if humanity that I can never accept.
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I just saw turbokid and it's the best thing I've ever seen I love you apple  Omg her name is apple I just got the joke
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Is this what French Canadians look like? Because, I want, to go, to there
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a bone to pick posted:So uhh Spider-Man. It was tolerable. It was enough to appease the millions of mindless comic book fans. Did it do Spider-Man justice? No. The first 2 Sam Raimi movies are better in every single way. Actually you're scientifically wrong and let me just bust out the numbers to prove it
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https://twitter.com/Arielrocks5/status/883586745190809600 Would watch.
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I watched Kingdom of Heaven director's cut after seeing recommendations continuously pop out. it was so boring. I realized I had watched the theater cut years ago but forgot everything about it because orlando bloom is so dumb and unlikeable in this. the script is so hamfisted and nothing feels important. ridley scott is the truest hack. bladerunner 2049 is gonna be so lame if ridley really got to meddle with it 
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naem posted:I just saw turbokid and it's the best thing I've ever seen Turbo kid is really really good.
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just got back from watching The Spiderman(tm) in 3D (of course) and WOW! This latest movie-flavoured processed Marvel product does not disappoint. It stars a teenage boy as Peter Parker, who acquires the powers of a spider and promptly begins laying his egg clutches in the chest cavities of Gotham's most exciting baddies! Marvel Pictures Inc.'s cutting edge 3D graphics really bring to life The Spiderman's eight grotesque legs, each grasping in their hideous claw a different promotional poster for another upcoming Marvel
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naem posted:Is this what French Canadians look like? Because, I want, to go, to there it's a good film and everyone in Canada is good looking except me
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a bone to pick posted:So uhh Spider-Man. It was tolerable. It was enough to appease the millions of mindless comic book fans. Did it do Spider-Man justice? No. The first 2 Sam Raimi movies are better in every single way. Thanks for bringing this down a couple notches. All the hype was starting to get to me, and I really did not want to pay movie theater prices to go watch yet another goddamn superhero flick. This puts me firmly back into rental territory.
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Jul 9, 2017 06:37
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RLM should do a Re:View of Conan the Barbarian. I watched it again recently and it's still a pretty fun movie with great music, and the amount of ripoffs it has rivals Mad Max. Hell, the Scorpion King franchise is pretty much Conan in ancient Egypt.
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Jul 9, 2017 07:12
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Spider-Man: Comehoming was good. It was the most fun I've had watching a superhero film in ages.
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Arcsquad12 posted:RLM should do a Re:View of Conan the Barbarian. I watched it again recently and it's still a pretty fun movie with great music, and the amount of ripoffs it has rivals Mad Max. Hell, the Scorpion King franchise is pretty much Conan in ancient Egypt. The best Conan riff I've ever seen was Beastmaster. Did that gain any momentum as a great 'B' movie after cable stopped playing it every weekend?
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In spider-man homecoming Sony wanted to ridicule Jon Favreau for making Marvel studios so successful. So for the entire movie he's a whipping boy bitch who fucks up all his jobs, gets treated like poo poo, and looks like he wants to kill himself the whole time.
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Arcsquad12 posted:RLM should do a Re:View of Conan the Barbarian. I watched it again recently and it's still a pretty fun movie with great music, and the amount of ripoffs it has rivals Mad Max. Hell, the Scorpion King franchise is pretty much Conan in ancient Egypt.
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achillesforever6 posted:The first Scorpion King is pretty good as far as Conan the Barbarian ripoffs go, much like how the first two movies are decent Indy ripoffs Bernard Hill as a mad scientist was a weird turn to take immediately after playing Theoden.
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the good fax machine posted:
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Spied Yer Man (Jay) : Homo Cumming
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Spied Yer Man (Jay) : Homo Cumming Torturous.
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not to worry ya'll, I didn't make that post in the movie theater, I made it in the movie theater bathroom during one of my four piss breaks.
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I've never had to go to the toilet during a movie at a theatre. Have you got a bladder infection or are you pregnant?
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a bone to pick posted:not to worry ya'll, I didn't make that post in the movie theater, I made it in the movie theater bathroom during one of my four piss breaks. Jesus, that might be as bad as texting in the theater. I'd trip you the third time you shuffled past me.
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Jul 9, 2017 09:56
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Real frequent cinema pisser pros will be sitting on the edge of the aisle
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Or just using their empty 2 litre Big Gulp so they don't have to miss the film? 
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I went out for a piss during the last five minutes of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and missed the ending 
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Blue Star posted:Feathers on dinosaurs was still highly speculative back in 1993, and even then, only on certain dinosaurs (the really, REALLY birdlike ones). Nowadays there's reason to think that pretty much all dinosaurs, even sauropods and whatnot, had some kind of feathers on at least some part of their body. Yeah good point.... On the other hand who cares it's a pretend movie not real life
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