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Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet




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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Gio posted:

i found this hilarity in my FBfeed and thought i'd share. bold is my fav part.




this is almost positively not written by this man or any doctor obviously

Hahaha, no it's real, and he's a real piece of poo poo:

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


apparently someone edited it to add the part about an "R&B ringtone" and, for some reason, "pretzels".

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
I'm the Random Capitals and I'm also the pretzels that somehow came up in a clinical conversation

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gazpacho posted:

I'm the Random Capitals and I'm also the pretzels that somehow came up in a clinical conversation



Woody Allen posted:

mmmmm, too old

syscall girl fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jul 9, 2017

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
https://twitter.com/DeathStarPR/status/883872697867845633

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/hasavrat/status/883650144247349248

raging bullwinkle
Jun 15, 2011

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Trench_Rat
Sep 19, 2006
Doing my duty for king and coutry since 86

Snowmankilla posted:

This seems rough. What even are all these?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48


city hall mural pawnee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCJLEEvfMnA

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Actual mural in a public building in Boise.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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SMBC has been remarkably political of late.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Josef bugman posted:

SMBC has been remarkably political of late.





Yeah. Weiner is someone's dad now so he's worrying about poo poo like millions of other people.

Unrelated:

Wang_Tang
Jan 11, 2004

Cryptologic
https://twitter.com/cernovich/status/883814644707500033

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



Yeah, the thread reveals it. Thought it was still funny.

This one seems real-er:

https://twitter.com/Neubadah/status/883713662187433984

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/joeprince___/status/883613087282188289

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6_ckWZCHW4

Welp.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/JimmyRushmore/status/883460508078178304

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/884055003672977408

John Dounce
Jan 17, 2012

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/883880726755659776

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/rtyson82/status/883938911986364416

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVcH6vUvKvA

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
https://twitter.com/sporker_/status/884067494381711361

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges




ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/porters/status/884117344435421184

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/rschooley/status/884197558163128322

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
also...



pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Holy crap I thought that account was a parody but Poe's Law and all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bFEfjddCu4

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I have completely swung into the "this timeline rules" side.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/884241371183407106

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


It's time for both sides of politics to "come together" in the center. :heysexy:

It looks like he's holding 2 dicks is what I'm saying.

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Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

But does he have moves?

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

cohsae posted:

It's time for both sides of politics to "come together" in the center. :heysexy:

It looks like he's holding 2 dicks is what I'm saying.

Post a pic, fella

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/AndriErlingsson/status/884196389831495680

Mile'ionaha
Nov 2, 2004


Progressive nerds: Yes, Exactly Like That.

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


I did not realize that you could wear your IUD jauntily off to the side a bit like a fuckin hat.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

aphid_licker posted:

I did not realize that you could wear your IUD jauntily off to the side a bit like a fuckin hat.

That X-ray is probably the result of someone complaining of awful pain in the pelvic area, they're really not supposed to do that (unless it's the result of someone who knows more about photoshop than contraceptives).

Also, post a picture.

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