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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
lol

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D1E
Nov 25, 2001


It's especially funny because George W. Bush got his rear end kicked by a rain poncho on that same day.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
ftfy

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

D1E posted:

It's especially funny because George W. Bush got his rear end kicked by a rain poncho on that same day.
I had forgot about this lol

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the real use for gunpowder in medicine is in the efficacy of medicinal bullets. these are bullets coated with highly potent invigorating and anti-bacterial materials and fired directly into wound sites, allowing for the fastest possible injection of life saving medicine.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

the immediate reposting of this victory lap stuff on nov 8th was :discourse: i sorta wanna find that gassed thread with all the gloating but i forget what it was called.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

D1E posted:

I heard with single-payer the only painkiller you get is whiskey-soaked tampons they put in your butt.

butt chug wild turkey for an anesthetic while the doctor has to go outside to get the barrel of his surgical tool really hot by discharging it frequently before coming back inside to operate on you

thats yer solution tae healthcare yer welcome

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Hahahaha

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki/status/884106979047878657

quote:

Mayor is a "visual learner"

Altmann says his critics are trying to portray the photo wall as something "scary." There were rumours that some photos had black lines drawn through the faces. Altmann said that is not true.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I just stopped by to say lol at the gop still thinking they can steer Trump with nuance

He's a primate, you need a rock dummies

Like, to smash his brain to pieces

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i am going to wear a shirt that says less healthcare, more bacon!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

D1E posted:

I heard with single-payer the only painkiller you get is whiskey-soaked tampons they put in your butt.

where do I sign up

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
like does healthcare.gov offer the whiskey-tampon-butt plan yet?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Baloogan posted:

George W Bush reportedly described Donald Trump’s inauguration as “some weird s***”, it has emerged.

"Woah... every1 here is illuminati but me and that black dude who took my job...."

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
heal yeah mothrafukka dont act like u dont know i blaze

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

like does healthcare.gov offer the whiskey-tampon-butt plan yet?
bad news: there ain't gonna be a healthcare.gov when the FCC shuts down the internet so people will stop saying the Russians helped trump by hackin the DNC

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

GobiasIndustries posted:

like does healthcare.gov offer the whiskey-tampon-butt plan yet?

nc state govt runs all liquor stores so they approve this plan while still denyin medicaid expansion:sad:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
whiskey tampon butt healthcare solution now

its very intellectual tamponboycore to have that healthcare plan imo

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



would not put my sex boner in her vagina pussy no way haha

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

jBrereton posted:

bad news: there ain't gonna be a healthcare.gov when the FCC shuts down the internet so people will stop saying the Russians helped trump by hackin the DNC

so you're telling me I need to buy my own whiskey and my own tampons and put them in my own butt?

:argh: OBAMA!!!!!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
dallas cowboys starter smoking jacket

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

whiskey tampon butt healthcare solution now

its very intellectual tamponboycore to have that healthcare plan imo

lol

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

sandoz posted:

would not put my sex boner in her vagina pussy no way haha

who gives a 💩

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ed lolz

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

so you're telling me I need to buy my own whiskey and my own tampons and put them in my own butt?

:argh: OBAMA!!!!!
no you gotta call your hmo from a landline phone so they can organise it for you

AMA has to make out on this thing or they will not go along w/ it

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


cool

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

whiskey tampon butt healthcare solution now

its very intellectual tamponboycore to have that healthcare plan imo

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Itemized Hospital Bill

Whiskey: $7,500
Tampon: $3,500
Painkiller Insertion Procedure: $10,392
Tonsilectomy: $10
Room Stay (overnight): $1,650

PAID BY INSURANCE: $10

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


:yossame:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

where do I sign up

right here

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the katrina page

a reminder we still don't have a fema director lmao

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Vertical Lime posted:

the katrina page

a reminder we still don't have a fema director lmao

donald trump doesn't care bout black people

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Vertical Lime posted:

the katrina page

a reminder we still don't have a fema director lmao

we do! trump remembers heckuva job bownie so he has ivanka have her chef make a plate of brownies every day :smug:

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
kanye said nothing wrong

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

D1E posted:

Itemized Hospital Bill

Whiskey: $7,500
Tampon: $3,500
Painkiller Insertion Procedure: $10,392
Tonsilectomy: $10
Room Stay (overnight): $1,650

PAID BY INSURANCE: $10

It took until the 2nd item for me to consider this an absurd list.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Vertical Lime posted:

the katrina page

a reminder we still don't have a fema director lmao

fema's also like 12% staffed, from what i read itt lol

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Kazak_Hstan posted:

kanye said nothing wrong

2005 was the last time you say mike myers skinny

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Kazak_Hstan posted:

kanye said nothing wrong

he prefers an 808 to a 909 :cmon:

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

jBrereton posted:

no you gotta call your hmo from a landline phone so they can organise it for you

AMA has to make out on this thing or they will not go along w/ it

:sigh: this is gonna take forever

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