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Someone mentioned "Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight", and I tried to watch it last night. M-hm, that's some bad poo poo.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Even as a teenager I thought this was garbage. Turned it off a few minutes in. Hokey crap for pubescent boys. There was one good reason to watch this movie, but I'll save you the runtime minus 5 seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcKTbFbwrxE
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# ? Jul 8, 2017 16:25 |
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I wonder how this movie holds up: I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but I've always remembered the half-man/ half-tank guy named "Mandroid." I never saw this when it came out in 1994, but I wish I did. Tammy and the T-Rex is one of the most hilariously bizarre movies I have ever seen:
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# ? Jul 8, 2017 20:17 |
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I love that episode of The Office where Michael's fourteen year old nephew says he loves "cinema" and his two favorite films are "Citizen Kane and The Boondock Saints." It's too perfect.
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Celery Face posted:He got written out of the show in the 2nd season (or third season?) because everyone hated his character. HAHA Why did people hate his character? Edit: Boondock Saints was alright as an action romp. It wasn't deep or meaningful, but had some fun parts to it. You and you're fuckin' rope. Content: Jurassic Park. gently caress that movie. Jastiger fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:I wonder how this movie holds up: Holy gently caress I had forgotten about this! I can garauntee that the movie does not live up to the poster.
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I'm sure most of the films I liked as a kid are terrible by my standards nowadays. My brother owned the DinoRiders movie (maybe it was a tv show) and we used to watch that poo poo all the time. I still remember the rotoscoped intro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u579c5skKQ
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 02:26 |
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Ice Pirates, maybe. I saw the movie a lot as a kid and the last time I gave even some of it a watch was on TV some years ago and just the late 70s/early 80s supertacky SF vibe either makes it great or drags it down to the point of being cringey. I need to just rewatch it from start to finish to see how I feel about it today.
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Wrageowrapper posted:I'm sure most of the films I liked as a kid are terrible by my standards nowadays. My brother owned the DinoRiders movie (maybe it was a tv show) and we used to watch that poo poo all the time. I still remember the rotoscoped intro. I had too drat many of these toys. A few years ago a friend and I were discussing awesome movies we hadn't seen since we were kids and ended up somehow getting our hands on Legend (feat. one Tom Cruise). Boy was watching that again a mistake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMnXHzw534
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 03:16 |
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The real answer, as has been already stated, is of course Robot Jox.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 03:17 |
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Maya Fey posted:top gun I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 03:26 |
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I don't want to watch The Golden Child for fear that it won't be as amazing as I found it when I was whatever years old.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 03:35 |
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Jastiger posted:HAHA Why did people hate his character?
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 03:52 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:Ice Pirates, maybe. I saw the movie a lot as a kid and the last time I gave even some of it a watch was on TV some years ago and just the late 70s/early 80s supertacky SF vibe either makes it great or drags it down to the point of being cringey. I need to just rewatch it from start to finish to see how I feel about it today. I saw this a couple years ago and actually loved it. It doesn't take itself seriously, and you need to be in on that from the beginning. I tried watching Krull around the same time and couldn't bear it.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 04:45 |
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Top Gun really, really works if you watch it as the drama of a man trying to bury his homosexual impulses
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JediTalentAgent posted:Ice Pirates, maybe. I saw the movie a lot as a kid and the last time I gave even some of it a watch was on TV some years ago and just the late 70s/early 80s supertacky SF vibe either makes it great or drags it down to the point of being cringey. I need to just rewatch it from start to finish to see how I feel about it today. lol that was my favourite movie
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Top Gun is a terrible and childish movie that deserves to be forgotten.poisonpill posted:Top Gun really, really works if you watch it as the drama of a man trying to bury his homosexual impulses mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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Tried to reason with myself that this might not have been that terrible, but when I really think about it, the plot seems really dumb even for a kids movie.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Even as a teenager I thought this was garbage. Turned it off a few minutes in. Hokey crap for pubescent boys. Speedboat Jones posted:The Pagemaster poisonpill posted:Top Gun really, really works if you watch it as the drama of a man trying to bury his homosexual impulses
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 13:23 |
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Buckaroo Banzai.
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Starman Super DX posted:
Came so close to posting that yesterday lol
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 16:32 |
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I remember being young enough to see and enjoy the movie Kazaam in theaters.
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Debunk This! posted:I remember being young enough to see and enjoy the movie Kazaam in theaters. Did you also see Shazam, starring Sinbad?
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Debunk This! posted:I remember being young enough to see and enjoy the movie Kazaam in theaters. this movie holds up in the sense that it's SO bad that it needs to be seen later as an adult
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Starman Super DX posted:
What is the plot of kazaam
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 18:35 |
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moose face posted:What is the plot of kazaam lol I mentioned this to someone earlier today and they asked me the same thing. I don't even really remember because the second time I saw it was probably about five or six years ago. All I know is disenfranchised white kid finds a magic boombox and for some reason it summons a now presumably washed up basketball player who uses his mystical coolness and attitude to turn the kid's life around.
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Starman Super DX posted:lol I mentioned this to someone earlier today and they asked me the same thing. I don't even really remember because the second time I saw it was probably about five or six years ago. All I know is disenfranchised white kid finds a magic boombox and for some reason it summons a now presumably washed up basketball player who uses his mystical coolness and attitude to turn the kid's life around. Is there some sort of conflict that needs to be resolved
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 19:21 |
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moose face posted:Is there some sort of conflict that needs to be resolved Wikipedia posted:The film begins with a very big wrecking ball destroying an abandoned building. The impact knocks over a magic lamp inside of the building, causing it to land on a boombox. The genie inside decides to make residence inside the boombox from there on in.
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This is the most 90's thing
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 19:52 |
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moose face posted:What is the plot of kazaam It's the sequel to Shaq-Fu.
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moose face posted:This is the most 90's thing right? I knew it had something to do with the kid hating his dad or his parents or something. you could play 90's movie bingo with poo poo like that
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King Vidiot posted:I watched Boondock Saints for the first time like 5 years or so ago. My younger stepbrother loaned it to me and thought it was the coolest thing ever. The best thing about Boondock Saints is the documentary it spawned about what a dumb fuckhead the director is and how his Hollywood downfall is all his stupid fault. Tumble fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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Tumble posted:The best thing about Boondock Saints is the documentary it spawned about what a dumb fuckhead the director is and how his Hollywood downfall is all his stupid fault. I liked when the dumb Italian shot the cat
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nigga crab pollock posted:for some reason we owned a dvd copy of austin powers: goldmember and my sister who was like, 8 was obsessed with it and watched it over and over again. my mom used to heavily police the media we consumed based on other people's hand-wringing but she kind of swung the other direction when she realized it was a futile effort and other people's hand wringing had prevented all of us from seeing actually good + cool things so she completely did not give a poo poo by the time this had happened. I hated both Austin Powers sequels but liked the original. There was just something lovely and off about both of them where the original had sincerity and it made them infinitely less amusing. Besides other than mini me, I think every time someone quotes, references, or mentions that series it's always the first one, so I don't think I'm alone.
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Tumble posted:The best thing about Boondock Saints is the documentary it spawned about what a dumb fuckhead the director is and how his Hollywood downfall is all his stupid fault. No, the best thing about Boondock Saints is THERE WAS A FIRRREEEEFIIIIGHT I'll credit that scene being 30 seconds of what the gently caress awesome in a meh movie more on DaFoe than anyone else though. I half wonder if the script had him just reciting this stuff like a detective and DaFoe took some really good drugs before filming it and did this instead. SilvergunSuperman posted:The real answer, as has been already stated, is of course Robot Jox. Completely wrong. Robot Jox is awesome at any age! Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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Starman Super DX posted:Max is confronted by a gang of bullies, who hold him on the bathroom floor and spray paint his outline. this is completely loving bizarre lol
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 21:04 |
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Not his outline!
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 21:09 |
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I thought Joe Dirt was a masterpiece for a very long time, and watched it in its entirety every time it came on HBO back in the day. I have probably seen it over 20 times. I watched it again last month and it was really stupid and mostly bad, but I smiled at how I used to quote that movie so much with my friends when I was 16/17. I tried watching the second one last year and turned off after 15 minutes when I saw the same jokes from the first one.
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Haier posted:I thought Joe Dirt was a masterpiece for a very long time, and watched it in its entirety every time it came on HBO back in the day. I have probably seen it over 20 times. I watched it again last month and it was really stupid and mostly bad, but I smiled at how I used to quote that movie so much with my friends when I was 16/17. What? You like to see homos naked?
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