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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

oatgan posted:

spooky supernatural heels should always be treated like the jokes that they are

If they had treated Taker like Bray he would have been out of the Fed after he broke his orbital bone, bounced around ECW, maybe been the guy in the toilet paper humping Hogan and out of the business in the early 2000s.

Turns out letting a creepy zombie man who gets power from an urn have a 5 year run where he loses less than 10 times on TV gives him credibility and lasting appeal

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Braun may be a heel, but he's the one the crowd wants to win so that's close enough.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Hopefully they do Braun/Brock at Summerslam and Braun goes over, just so they have a champ that's actually cheered for once

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
Bray first came out with that gimmick during True Detective season one. I hoped it was like that. Mentally ill guy thinks he's a god.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

mkay0 posted:

Bray first came out with that gimmick during True Detective season one. I hoped it was like that. Mentally ill guy thinks he's a god.

Rust Cohle?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Venomous posted:

Hopefully they do Braun/Brock at Summerslam and Braun goes over, just so they have a champ that's actually cheered for once

Also one that shows up on RAW regularly

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


rovert posted:

Known heel territory WWE has one babyface going over tomorrow night:
https://twitter.com/WWELeaksDotOrg/status/883568060090765312

Still hours to go and the only one that's changed is Bray's now winning :lol: so much for that one face going over thing

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I'll take it. Bray beating Seth would be very funny

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Braun is face in that feud until Roman embraces his fat.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Also champ Nia is happening

https://twitter.com/sodutw/status/883978088220065792

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Total Divas rules all

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Alexa/Nia is a dogshit horrible match

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Having someone like Nia who's twice the size of everyone else never win the belt is ridiculous.

I mean she shouldn't be on the roster if she's that bad but oh well

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Benne posted:

Alexa/Nia is a dogshit horrible match

Going to expose both of them, badly.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I look forward to Champion of the Month Nia Jax.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

mkay0 posted:

Going to expose both of them, badly.


https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/883834143532085248

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


mkay0 posted:

Going to expose both of them, badly.

You would think that would be the worst they can do

I'm expecting them to dig deeper/get worse. Reminder that match can be placed on the card immediately following Styles/Nakamura. Imagine the crowd

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

if it leads to them having to pull back on alexa bliss once this dies in front of a live crowd i'm down

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Nia is good

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

if it leads to them having to pull back on alexa bliss once this dies in front of a live crowd i'm down

Promos are too good, hot and blonde. she can be a Kelly Kelly tier worker and not lose her spot.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I'm not sure how you book that as anything but a squash with the way they've been building, so it'll probably be a gimmick match.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Alexa winning the title has about ruined the Raw women's division.

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Any division with only 6 participants is bad.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Raw Women's division was never in a spot to ruin.

Before that was Charlotte crushing Bayley with ease regularly until Sasha cheated for her, and before that was the Sasha and Charlotte roulette. Which could at least be defensible if those two were having good matches, but...

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Codependent Poster posted:

Alexa winning the title has about ruined the Raw women's division.

she did the same to smackdown

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
I think all the women + the writing has ruined the women's division.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Alexa and Nia are cool and I bet they'll have fun getting to have a title match against each other because they are :allears: Best Friends :allears:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

she did the same to smackdown

At least there's not a third brand she can ruin

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


i can't wait for alexa to go back to nxt for making GBS threads up the ring hardcore and then taking the belt off asuka

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

dromal phrenia posted:

Alexa and Nia are cool and I bet they'll have fun getting to have a title match against each other because they are :allears: Best Friends :allears:

There's already a tag team with the Best Friends gimmick and they are 1000x better

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Chris James 2 posted:

At least there's not a third brand she can ruin

That's true that one can't get any worse.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

vince mcmahon ruined america

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

The sooner Alexa leaves, the sooner the division can get back to the 2 1/2* classics it was known for prior to her callup.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Alexa leaving would mean they'd have 0 women who can cut a promo, which would please PSP because they're offended that anyone would say you should listen to a woman.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

dromal phrenia posted:

Alexa leaving would mean they'd have 0 women who can cut a promo, which would please PSP because they're offended that anyone would say you should listen to a woman.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

charlotte and becky are good. maybe they should be facing alexa

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

Alexa leaving would mean they'd have 0 women who can cut a promo, which would please PSP because they're offended that anyone would say you should listen to a woman.

Also lol at the idiots here calling Naomi good when she is facing Lana and then Tamina so they can pad the title reign before they give it to Charlotte.

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jul 9, 2017

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Sasha is now a huge favorite so I guess that is the babyface win of the night.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Make sure to get the Sasha/Bayley match in when people least care about Bayley.

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Also lol at the idiots here calling Naomi good when she is facing Lana and then Tamina so they can pad the title reign before they give it to Charlotte.

butt... she has neon

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