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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I think Alberto could take one Uso but not both at the same time.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

There's no such thing as just one samoan.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
ADR should fight the Usos in a shoot, but also he should have to wear the Dos Caras mask while doing so

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Oct 30, 2009

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I live on blanco so maybe I will swing by

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

Alberto will be easy to find because he'll be the only one in the restaurant.

Also that reads like a 13 year old trying to sound tough.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Marquis de Pyro posted:

ADR should fight the Usos in a shoot, but also he should have to wear the Dos Caras mask while doing so

When he did that previously, did PRIDE insist on it or was that his bright idea?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

someone please go to his restaurant tuesday for when he no shows

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

someone please go to his restaurant tuesday for when he no shows
Print a screenshot of Paige/Xavier video and ask for an autograph.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

ijii posted:

Print a screenshot of Paige/Xavier video and ask for an autograph.

And that was how a goon died via cross armbreaker.....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Aphrodite posted:

There's no such thing as just one samoan.

He's fighting Jimmy and easily winning, but then he gets distracted for a second and when he turns back, the edge of the curtain is flapping closed and Jimmy suddenly looks a lot fresher and more energetic.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Even though one of the Usos is fatter than the other I still don't know which is which.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Strawberry Panda posted:

Even though one of the Usos is fatter than the other I still don't know which is which.

It's Roman

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Strawberry Panda posted:

Even though one of the Usos is fatter than the other I still don't know which is which.

This begs the question of whether Del Rio even knows which one made the crack about Paige in the first place.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Strawberry Panda posted:

Even though one of the Usos is fatter than the other I still don't know which is which.

It's never the same one.

Real magic requires commitment.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Aphrodite posted:

It's never the same one.

Real magic requires commitment.

:vince:

And we all thought Seth was the one with the clones.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

El Gallinero Gros posted:

This begs the question of whether Del Rio even knows which one made the crack about Paige in the first place.

When did this happen? Was it on a show?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It was during the rap battle on Smackdown.

The official WWE videos have edited the comment out though.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

the_american_dream posted:

When did this happen? Was it on a show?

Smackdown, one of the Usos made a joke about Xavier and Paige loving on camera

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i think del rio said both fo them because he cant tell them apart either

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Jenkem Delivery posted:

I think Alberto could take one Uso but not both at the same time.

I'm sure Paige could take them both

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Marmaduke! posted:

I'm sure Paige could take them both

:eyepop:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Marmaduke! posted:

I'm sure Paige could take them both

She's hardcore!

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Do you think ADR ever has moments of clarity where he realizes his life is going out of control?
Do you think he makes those realizations go away by having a honk of booger sugar?
Do you think this might happen on an hourly basis?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ChrisBTY posted:

Do you think ADR ever has moments of clarity where he realizes his life is going out of control?

Nope

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

ChrisBTY posted:

Do you think ADR ever has moments of clarity where he realizes his life is going out of control?
Do you think he makes those realizations go away by having a honk of booger sugar?
Do you think this might happen on an hourly basis?

Clarity about ones own well being is not exactly a common trait among wrestlers in general

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mel Mudkiper posted:

Clarity about ones own well being is not exactly a common trait among wrestlers in general

Yet every month we get someone saying "Daniel Bryan will decide any day now to stay aside after his contract ends and not risk his brain any further"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chris James 2 posted:

Yet every month we get someone saying "Daniel Bryan will decide any day now to stay aside after his contract ends and not risk his brain any further"

Asparagus* is in the enclosed pool area

*Asparagus is probably dead by now I haven't paid attention

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerusalem posted:

He's fighting Jimmy and easily winning, but then he gets distracted for a second and when he turns back, the edge of the curtain is flapping closed and Jimmy suddenly looks a lot fresher and more energetic.

reported for racism

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Asparagus* is in the enclosed pool area

*Asparagus is probably dead by now I haven't paid attention

Yeah he's been dead for years.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

ChrisBTY posted:

Do you think ADR ever has moments of clarity where he realizes his life is going out of control?

yes and then he does a line or some pills or drinks to shut that voice up

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

Yet every month we get someone saying "Daniel Bryan will decide any day now to stay aside after his contract ends and not risk his brain any further"

I don't expect him to do that, but it's what I want.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why he didnt call out HHH and the USOS directly? what a bitch

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

DoctorGonzo posted:

why he didnt call out HHH and the USOS directly? what a bitch

he should've honored the tradition of tna and called out paul levesque

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/6mb20c/in_el_paso_tx_tonight_for_a_show_why_am_i_not/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=ed03a131

Another no show from Del Rio. At least time it was a mystery airplane issue and not a mystery stabbing.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

CopywrightMMXI posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/6mb20c/in_el_paso_tx_tonight_for_a_show_why_am_i_not/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=ed03a131

Another no show from Del Rio. At least time it was a mystery airplane issue and not a mystery stabbing.

'airline problems' sounds like a gentle way of telling them 'too high to perform'

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
https://twitter.com/badboicasey/status/884455250769444865

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


welp

PWInsider posted:

A reader who was traveling into Orlando yesterday afternoon emailed PWInsider to inform us that he had seen Global Force Champion Alberto El Patron being detained by police in the airport. Patron missed an advertised independent booking yesterday in Texas.

In seeking to confirm whether that story was correct, PWInsider.com reached out to the Orlando Police Department and was given the following statement:

"There was an incident at Orlando International Airport at about 3PM Sunday involving Jose Rodriguez (DOB 5/25/1977). The reported incident was a domestic violence battery, and it is still under investigation. No arrests have been made as of this time, but the case remains open. That is all the information we have for release at this time."

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
I guess Paige was the one with the big nose and no balls

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Wow I can't believe Paige beat Alberto so badly that he needed the police to force him to go to the hospital.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Wow I can't believe Paige beat Alberto so badly that he needed the police to force him to go to the hospital.

"Suspect hit victim with something she refers to as "the Paige Turner". "

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