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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBe3QzVW5_8

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's fourth down and the bases are loaded here in America, and the sands of the hourglass are falling into time's endless ocean. The powder keg is leaking and the cow is about to kick the lantern over, destroying the ticking clock of the last three-point shot to win the whole drat race.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

prefect posted:

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.

since cake had a track called arco arena

they should now have one called golden 1 center

golden 1

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

FactsAreUseless posted:

The matches are lit, but nobody cares, and then they'll burn out. Matches don't last that long.

yeah russia poo poo isnt driving tv ratings or anything

people aren't giving a mental case tory credibility over it or anything

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

prefect posted:

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.

reluctantly crouched over the president, pissing on him

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Admiral Ray posted:

not like Ukraine will try to join NATO with Donald Trump loving it up.

Countries with territorial disputes can't join NATO anyway.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


FactsAreUseless posted:

The matches are lit, but nobody cares, and then they'll burn out. Matches don't last that long.

Why you always harshing my buzz, man?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

zen death robot posted:

why can't I probate you goddamn it
I don't like mixed metaphors, and I won't apologize for this.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
happy year the dems don’t take back the house page :toot:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I think the only thing that can start this whole thing would be Trump's face showing, even just once, that he knows he is doing wrong. I don't think that's ever going to happen.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lastgirl posted:

there's a fine print in the constitution that says if a vp is impeached, it has to be by way of sodomy by horse

what im saying is that he fucks horses :honk:

The neighs have it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I bet he made a little "boop" noise when he put the hat on the guy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


That movie is amazing.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I hate that fucker so much, he smears everything with this political smarmy ooze that just reeks of bullshit and deception and somehow people eat it up.


And I never even lived in Indiana. Holy poo poo, congrats on surviving him.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


I can only advance horizontally

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Inspector Hound posted:

I bet he made a little "boop" noise when he put the hat on the guy

I bet his pants made a "rip" sound when he bent his fat rear end over to pick up the hat.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
It's now 2018, the year where we pin all our hopes on the midterm elections only to have them dashed. False hopes. Darkness will reign for another 2 years, maybe another 4 or 6, before there will be any more hope.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

why can't I probate you goddamn it

I hate it when my parents fight :ohdear:

Thank goodness we don't have guns on the forums

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/884186152709877760

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

GobiasIndustries posted:

I hate it when my parents fight :ohdear:

Thank goodness we don't have guns on the forums

this wouldn't have happened if admins had google home

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

:stwoon:

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


:smugdon:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Fifteen seconds of piss tape, 45 minutes of Ninja Turtles cartoons that end abruptly mid-episode

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Poor Donny just couldn't find another tape, and his show was on.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

FactsAreUseless posted:

Fifteen seconds of piss tape, 45 minutes of Ninja Turtles cartoons that end abruptly mid-episode



zen death robot posted:

why can't I probate you goddamn it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/884184317852884993

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Are there any SA admins who have a happy life disposition and who exude confidence that everything will turn out for the best?

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

What's wrong with this guy's voice? I've never heard someone speak so hosed up before.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/884180909066514434

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I know I'm a pessimist but I would straight-up die of happiness if this was tried as such. I want it to be true so badly... and that's why I won't let myself believe.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i luv 2 pretend money ain't fungible in order to advance my retarded argument


signed, a poster

(apropos of nothing)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FactsAreUseless posted:

I know I'm a pessimist but I would straight-up die of happiness if this was tried as such. I want it to be true so badly... and that's why I won't let myself believe.

:same:

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
lol everyone will forget and move on by Tuesday morning

also piss tape is not that bad

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/884185520225607681

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

FactsAreUseless posted:

I know I'm a pessimist but I would straight-up die of happiness if this was tried as such. I want it to be true so badly... and that's why I won't let myself believe.

gently caress treason, i want a RICO case

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


FactsAreUseless posted:

I know I'm a pessimist but I would straight-up die of happiness if this was tried as such. I want it to be true so badly... and that's why I won't let myself believe.

:same:

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