Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Abroham Lincoln posted:

This is painfully 80s. I think I spontaneously voted for Reagan looking at this.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:47

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# ? May 29, 2024 14:57

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I don't understand what Cesaro's gimmick is anymore.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:47

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

It's sad because he actually is pretty good on the mic in his own way, but it's the type of thing that is best served in conjunction with a little shittalker like Enzo. They were a great team.

Yeah but people liked them and why have that when you can keep the crowd alienated

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:47

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

God it's just sinking in this is gonna be 30 minutes

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

I've never been entirely clear on why S&C started wearing matching skirts

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

That's a great combo entrance.

AND THE FUSION POSE

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

I need Cyberpunk Sheamus now

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

they did the fusion wrong, now they're gonna turn into one really fat wrestler

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

AKA Driver posted:

Well, Destiny 2 doesn't come out until September, so he's got a little bit of time on his hands.

gently caress that! Beta's coming up in a week or so.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Capsaicin: Nov 17, 2004; broof roof roof

did those fuckers just do the fusion dance

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

surf rock posted:

I don't understand what Cesaro's gimmick is anymore.

rear end in a top hat who can back it up.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Hoping Twisted Swisster retain

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

surf rock posted:

I don't understand what Cesaro's gimmick is anymore.

Being awesome?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Shrimpy: May 18, 2004; Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

I love the Cesaro/Sheamus entrance.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

oh poo poo a fusion dance

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:48

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Abroham Lincoln posted:

they did the fusion wrong, now they're gonna turn into one really fat wrestler

samoa joe's later on

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

That Which Squeaks posted:

That's a great combo entrance.

AND THE FUSION POSE

wtf when did they start doing the fusion pose?

What's their combined name? Shesaro?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Can someone explain their gimmick? Utilikilts and coats?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Abroham Lincoln posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Calax: Oct 5, 2011

Cesaro and Shamus, Fusing every single time they come to the ring.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Abroham Lincoln posted:

they did the fusion wrong, now they're gonna turn into one really fat wrestler

So they become Samoa Joe? Scott Steiner said so so it must be true

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

samoa joe's later on

And lumberjack apparently :argh:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

This is a really long time to watch both of these teams.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

God it's just sinking in this is gonna be 30 minutes

If I'm gonna watch someone for 30min it's gonna be Cesaro.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Cesaro/Sheamus have won the Beer Money Memorial "Random team up that shouldn't work this well" championship

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Shadalator: Oct 22, 2005; I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

Oh god...this is daunting...and I ran a 5k in 30 min earlier

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Soothing Vapors posted:

I've never been entirely clear on why S&C started wearing matching skirts

i want to say its to show how they're now a cohesive team but that's too intelligent for wwe

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Inauspicious start.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

matt you klutz

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Food Court Druid: Jul 17, 2007; Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

matt hardy is a geek too

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Abroham Lincoln posted:

they did the fusion wrong, now they're gonna turn into one really fat wrestler

Actually if you a bit closer their fingers are not even touching thus the fusion process has not and will not be taking place during this PPV

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Back in 20 y'all

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:49

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Lol

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:50

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

surf rock posted:

Is Kurt Angle: Homecoming better than Spider-Man: Homecoming?

Well, one features an evil, old vulture, and the other stars Michael Keaton.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:50

motherbox: Jul 19, 2013

lol this already sucks

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:50

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Broken Matt Hardy's Broken Jaw.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:50

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

29 more minutes

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:50

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I really don't want to see 30 min of this

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:50

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

HAHAHA Why did Jeff just stand there like a turd?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:50

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Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

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