Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Republicans posted:

Aw. I knew Cass was gonna win but I was hoping it would at least be interesting.

Enzo did a lengthy promo before the match that felt kinda rushed and a little sloppy but then built to a REALLY strong ending.

Then the match happened :cripes:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:30

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Asuka wasn't a horsewoman either, that's no excuse for being a little meaniepants, Alexa. :colbert:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:31

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

VJeff posted:

Asuka wasn't a horsewoman either, that's no excuse for being a little meaniepants, Alexa.

She's an itty bitty hate golem.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:31

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

I am pro-Sasha and want her to win.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:31

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Cavauro posted:

if the Rumor is true sasha is winning because she isn't all mopey and blank before the match unlike when she is scheduled to lose a title match or to alexa

Doesn't everyone say that about every women's wrestler? People say that about Nikki Bella too.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:31

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

VJeff posted:

Asuka wasn't a horsewoman either, that's no excuse for being a little meaniepants, Alexa.

heres an excuse: sasha banks is gutter trash and so is bayley

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dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

are those dueling chants?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:31

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

#wwegbof

wweg bof

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:31

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

fart blood posted:

Doesn't everyone say that about every women's wrestler? People say that about Nikki Bella too.

no its never been said before

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:31

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

christ matts blood is still all over the mat

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:31

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Enzo did a lengthy promo before the match that felt kinda rushed and a little sloppy but then built to a REALLY strong ending.

Then the match happened

I can't believe there was no face fire in that match. Just Enzo getting slowly dominated by like three moves. Went completely against the promo.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

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shiksa posted:

christ matts blood is still all over the mat

I thought that was bronzer.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

There's still blood stains in the ring

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

Calax: Oct 5, 2011

VJeff posted:

Asuka wasn't a horsewoman either, that's no excuse for being a little meaniepants, Alexa.

...

Now I want a Run in of Asuka just entering and demolishing everyone on the roster... winning the title, and having to give up the NXT title for that reason.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

shiksa posted:

christ matts blood is still all over the mat

the first ever hep c match

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Cavauro posted:

no its never been said before

It totally has.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

MotU posted:

heres an excuse: sasha banks is gutter trash and so is bayley

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

shiksa posted:

christ matts blood is still all over the mat

Broken Women's Division.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Becky isn't the only moron horsewoman.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Matt Hardy's blood still stains the mat. E: beaten

Woah what the poo poo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

well ive mentally checked out, is this match good

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:32

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

MY GOD

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Aphrodite posted:

Becky isn't the only moron horsewoman.

protip: shes still irrelevant

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

that was great

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

ahahahhaa a return of the double jointed arm gimmick!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

ahahaha Alexa owns

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

why would that work again

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR ARM ALEXIS?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Haha I forgot her arm spot :allears:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Didn't they already do that?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man, in SmackDown they used that for a finish, in Raw they used it two minutes into the match. :mad:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lol no one on raw watches smackdown

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Ahahahaha, I love that Alexa's go-to move is to dislocate her own loving elbow, goddamn

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Wait what

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

That was good!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

yeeeeeee that spot owns

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

fart blood posted:

It totally has.

that definitely seems untrustworthy for some reason but i suppose i'll respect it

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

she's done that before

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:03

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

shiksa posted:

why would that work again

Last time was Smackdown.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:33

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