Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

VJeff posted:

Hahaha this is such a hockey crowd, I love it.

'99 Stanley Cup Champions, baby :cool:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

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# ? May 28, 2024 19:00

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Bo Dallas is going to sing Freebird!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

John Dudebro: Dec 3, 2013

dean ambrose was defeated by the better man, bo dallas

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

do you like good guys

we don't

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

That Dang Dad: Apr 23, 2003; Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...; Young Orc

So.... all heels so far? I'm glad Alexis, Bray, and Miz won but I feel bad for the 9 year olds

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

great ppv so far

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Just building up for Roman to be the only face that wins.

he's a heel to everyone but the WWE

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

alpha_destroy: Mar 23, 2010; Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

This is getting ridiculous. I mean wrestling is ridiculous, but this heel run is silly.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Dias posted:

like you have relationships

yay miz won

actually -M Y - G I R L F R I E N D - wants to know when total divas starts

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

This is all a build-up to Joe winning.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Six matches in, the heel has gotten what he or she wanted six times.

Roman's Going Over

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:04

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Why they saying Matt you suck again?! The match is over! :downs:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

dromal phrenia posted:

and i have to assume joe (AND brock?) will be busted open too

Oh my God yes, one of those nutjobs is going to hardway the other.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

when Braun wins, the crowd will finally have their hero

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Preliminary 2017 #WWEBalls #BOOTY Ratings (More #BOOTY, more fun!)

Neville (c) v Tozawa: #BOO
Bray Wyatt v Seth Rollins: #BOOT
Enzo v Cass: #BOO (but watch the promo)
Cesaro/Shaemus (c) v The Hardy Boyz: #BOOTY
Alexa Bliss (c) v Sasha Banks: #BOOT
The Miz (c) v Dean Ambrose: #BOOT

:daryl:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

KirbyJ: Oct 30, 2012

RealFoxy posted:

He was really under-rated back when he was cutting The Joker promos and getting carved up like a turkey in CZW. The WWE style waters everyone down

I like Ambrose, I thought he was really entertaining in the Shield and post Shield, but "the next Steve Austin" is a whole other ballgame. I don't think Punk at his hottest was "the next Steve Austin".

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 2 hours!

Dean baby, you did amazing I love you

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

mary had a little clam posted:

So.... all heels so far? I'm glad Alexis, Bray, and Miz won but I feel bad for the 9 year olds

9 year olds love Alexa.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

John Dudebro: Dec 3, 2013

Pinwiz11 posted:

Preliminary 2017 #WWEBalls #BOOTY Ratings (More #BOOTY, more fun!)

Neville (c) v Tozawa: #BOO
Bray Wyatt v Seth Rollins: #BOOT
Enzo v Cass: #BOO (but watch the promo)
Cesaro/Shaemus (c) v The Hardy Boyz: #BOOTY
Alexa Bliss (c) v Sasha Banks: #BOOT
The Miz (c) v Dean Ambrose: #BOOT

can we please rename these the #BALLS ratings for tonight only

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

dromal phrenia posted:

and i have to assume joe (AND brock?) will be busted open too

This is the one match where I feel not having both men busted open and bleeding everywhere would just cheapen it.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

mary had a little clam posted:

So.... all heels so far? I'm glad Alexis, Bray, and Miz won but I feel bad for the 9 year olds

Sasha "won," but on a countout.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:05

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Pinwiz11 posted:

Preliminary 2017 #WWEBalls #BOOTY Ratings (More #BOOTY, more fun!)

Neville (c) v Tozawa: #BOO
Bray Wyatt v Seth Rollins: #BOOT
Enzo v Cass: #BOO (but watch the promo)
Cesaro/Shaemus (c) v The Hardy Boyz: #BOOTY
Alexa Bliss (c) v Sasha Banks: #BOOT
The Miz (c) v Dean Ambrose: #BOOT

Why is this not the #BALLZ scale

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

KirbyJ: Oct 30, 2012

Aphrodite posted:

Everyone loves Alexa.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

sleepwalkers: Dec 7, 2008

Pinwiz11 posted:

Preliminary 2017 #WWEBalls #BOOTY Ratings (More #BOOTY, more fun!)

Bray Wyatt v Seth Rollins: #BOOT
The Miz (c) v Dean Ambrose: #BOOT

Really? Really?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

KirbyJ posted:

I like Ambrose, I thought he was really entertaining in the Shield and post Shield, but "the next Steve Austin" is a whole other ballgame. I don't think Punk at his hottest was "the next Steve Austin".

I mean neither of those dudes beat up their SOs so they were doomed from the start.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

no alexa on RAW talk :negative:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

a.lo posted:

Dean baby, you did amazing I love you

Hi Renee!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

Ambulance Match more like Ambien Match.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Dear lord why does raw always make lovely PPV's

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Lord Chumley posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

Calax: Oct 5, 2011

So, who's the face between Brock and Joe?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

imo it's bad that Braun still doesn't have an emblem yet.

"A FASCINATING RIVALRY" who the hell gave Cole that line.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bow wow

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Why is this not the #BALLZ scale

But that would mean that Neville vs Tozawa was a perfect match

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

KirbyJ posted:

I like Ambrose, I thought he was really entertaining in the Shield and post Shield, but "the next Steve Austin" is a whole other ballgame. I don't think Punk at his hottest was "the next Steve Austin".

At this point I don't think Steve Austin could be the next Steve Austin. There's no room for that.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:06

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Cabbit posted:

Oh my God yes, one of those nutjobs is going to hardway the other.

Wouldn't brock just snap his neck in a shoot. I dont know about Joes background

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:07

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

BRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUNNNNNN

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:07

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

John Dudebro posted:

can we please rename these the #BALLS ratings for tonight only

Fair enough.

Preliminary 2017 #WWEBalls #BALLS Ratings (More #BALLS, more fun!)

Neville (c) v Tozawa: #BAL
Bray Wyatt v Seth Rollins: #BALL
Enzo v Cass: #BAL (but watch the promo)
Cesaro/Shaemus (c) v The Hardy Boyz: #BALLS
Alexa Bliss (c) v Sasha Banks: #BALL
The Miz (c) v Dean Ambrose: #BALL

:daryl:

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Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

reigns isnt main eventing? buried

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