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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOUR BALLS

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John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

i can't wait until they announce taker for the hall of fame so they can quit dancing around him being retired

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Look if Braun tells you to do something you really wanna reply with a no?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

they aren't chanting boos

they're saying balls!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Only a half hour left if they stick to normal times.
Which match is getting shorted?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Professor Funk posted:

"may have ended the Dead Man's career"

lol i hope someone who can wrestle gets a chance to give taker a proper retirement

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Panamaniac posted:

Only a half hour left if they stick to normal times.
Which match is getting shorted?

it always goes over

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

BRAUN RULES

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Panamaniac posted:

Only a half hour left if they stick to normal times.
Which match is getting shorted?

Do you have to ask? Joe is going to get decimated

bartok
May 10, 2006



I love Braun

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
soooo...roman gets beat up for 90% of the match in progress

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dias posted:

it always goes over

It's either 20 minutes short or 15 minutes over. No middle ground.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








How hard is it to chant lets go Braun instead of Roman sucks

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


that whole twitter makes me smile :D

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
roman still gets that title shot even if he loses tonight cause he already booked it right?

they're self aware with it, i'm sure of it

KirbyJ
Oct 30, 2012
time for braun to win on countout

or let's do some old school tricks, blind him with powder

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
man braun loves that post spot

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Tweak posted:

How hard is it to chant lets go Braun instead of Roman sucks

i think a good chunk of americans couldn't bring themselves to cheer a braun

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Raskolnikov38 posted:

man braun loves that post spot

It looks scary loving good, I don't blame him

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Did somebody already post it?


e:fb

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Hey Braun, how'd you get to be 6'8" and 400 pounds?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

bartok posted:

I love Braun

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol i hope someone who can wrestle gets a chance to give taker a proper retirement

He's fine with Reigns being the one to retire him, but thought the match sucked (which means he has eyes). So the "may have" is because if he ever comes back, it's to do a better rematch to put Reigns over harder

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Roman's real good at looking like he's about to cry.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Tweak posted:

How hard is it to chant lets go Braun instead of Roman sucks

well i think its a syllable short first of all

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
THE 1200000LBS STEPS

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i love u braun

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Braun Strowman is a real life Liefeld character jesus

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
whoops, broke the post!

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



MATCH STATUS: BIG DOG TURNED INTO PUPPY BY MONSTER AMONG MEN.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

no countout, no disqualification
strowman seeks to exploit the situation

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

He's fine with Reigns being the one to retire him, but thought the match sucked (which means he has eyes). So the "may have" is because if he ever comes back, it's to do a better rematch to put Reigns over harder

so taker is never retiring then

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol the way braun holds the ring steps

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Splat goes the balls

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Slammy splat goes Reigns!

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Braun Strowman is a real life Liefeld character jesus

his feet arent tiny or triangle enough

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Eltoasto posted:

MATCH STATUS: BIG DOG TURNED INTO PUPPY BY MONSTER AMONG MEN.

THE BIG PUPPY

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
booker is so bad at commentary

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
Hot take: Strowman should be champ.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
braun baby what is you doin

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