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zegermans posted:Someone rewrite anything for love with this concept gently caress. I messed up real bad. I accidentally did the wrong Meatloaf song. Presidency by the Russian Right I remember every little thing As if it happened only yesterday Parking by Trump Tower And there was not another Trump in sight And I never had a spy Looking any better than you did And all the GOP in DC They were wishing they were me that night And now our countries are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're doing blow on the edge of a knife Doing blow on the edge of a knife C'mon! Hold on tight! C'mon! Hold on tight! Thought it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night I can see the Presidency by the Russian Right Ain't no doubt about it We hope to control the west Cause your approval was barely seventeen And we stood abreast Ain't no doubt about it Putin, got to go and shout it Ain't no doubt about it We hope to control the west. Cause my approval was barely seventeen And we stood abreast Putin, don’tcha have my debt You got me swimming in bankruptcy I've been waiting so long For you to come along and make a deal Well I gotta let you know No, you're never gonna regret it So open up your eyes I got a big surprise It'll feel all right Well I want to make your country rule. And now our countires are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're doing blow on the edge of a knife Doing blow on the edge of a knife C'mon! Hold on tight! C'mon! Hold on tight! Though it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night I can see the Presidency by the Russian Right Though it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night Presidency by the Russian Right You got to do what you can And let Mother Russia do the rest Ain't no doubt about it We hope to control the west Cause my approval was barely seventeen And we stood abreast We're gonna go all the way tonight We're gonna go all the way And tonight's the night OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, Sheets down, nobody horny, no scoring tonight, bottoms off There's the inhale, and there it is, A piss stream straight down, look at Donny smile. This boy can really smile! They’re still peeing and really turning him on now, He's not letting up at all, He's gonna try for a second, he’s bobbled his ball, And here comes the piss, and what a piss! He's gonna slide into it head first, Here he comes, he's finished! No, wait, false alarm, false alarm, This kid can’t really make things happen. Next prostitute steps up to the bed, here's the piss-he’s going, He really got a jump on it, he’s almost there, She’s finishing up, he’s rolling around in it, this can’t be safe. Holy cow, this is disgusting! He's taking a pretty big risk out there, Almost daring god to try and kill him. God glances over, thinks about it… Nothing matters! Trump is fine, the suicide wank is on Here he comes, squeezing a ball, it's gonna be close, Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it! Stop right there! I gotta know right now! Before I give you any intel Lift those sanctions? Will you lift those sanctions? Do you need money? Will you appoint my flunky? Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life? Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife? Lift those sanctions!? Will you lift those sanctions?? Do you need money? Will you appoint my flunky? Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life? Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife!? I gotta know right now Before we go any further Lift those sanctions? Will you lift those sanctions? Let me tweet ‘bout it. Putin, Putin Let me tweet ‘bout it. Let me tweet ‘bout it. And I'll give you an answer in the morning Let me tweet ‘bout it. Putin, Putin Let me tweet ‘bout it. Let me tweet ‘bout it. And I'll give you an answer in the morning Let me tweet ‘bout it. Putin, Putin Let me tweet ‘bout it. Let me tweet ‘bout it. And I'll give you an answer in the morning I gotta know right now! Lift those sanctions? Will you lift those sanctions? Do you need money? Will you appoint my flunky? Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life? Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife? I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Lift those sanctions? And will you lift those sanctions forever? What’s it going to be Trump? What’s it going to be Trump? I’ve been waiting all campaign. Let me tweet ‘bout it. Putin, Putin Let me tweet ‘bout it. Let me tweet ‘bout it. And I'll give you an answer in the morning Let me tweet ‘bout it. Will you lift those sanctions? Let me tweet ‘bout it. Will you lift those sanctions? I couldn't make it any longer Lord I was dazed And when election night came upon me Like a tidal wave I started swearing to my debt and I knew I would cave That I would give you my country to the end of time. That I would give you my country to the end of time. I swore that I would give you my country to the end of time. So now my country’s praying for the end of time. To hurry up and arrive 'Cause if they gotta spend another minute with me. I don't think that they’ll survive. I'll never break my promise or forget my vow ‘Cause everyone knows I’m incapable now. They’re praying for the end of time It's all that they can do Praying for the end of time, cause I gave their country to you. It was long ago that I said bad hombres That should have sunk me, but I’m here today It was long ago that I said bad hombres That should have sunk me, but I’m here today It was long ago that I said bad hombres That should have sunk me, but I’m here today It was long ago that I said bad hombres That should have sunk me, but I’m here today Sudden Loud Noise has issued a correction as of 03:59 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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Jul 10, 2017 03:56
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Baloogan posted:trump is trying to distract us from how much he is selflessly working every day to make america great again I heard he got a hole-in-one today 
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Jul 10, 2017 03:56
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Jul 10, 2017 03:56
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lol if you're not invited to play golf with TRUMP
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Jul 10, 2017 03:57
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Jul 10, 2017 03:57
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https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/884243590712524804 huh
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A Handed Missus posted:I heard he got a hole-in-one today Oh, Ivanka was there?
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Jul 10, 2017 03:57
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https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/884243590712524804 https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/status/884243956112003074 ronald wilson reagan ignored stuff like that so what
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Jul 10, 2017 03:58
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Jul 10, 2017 03:58
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honestly 2017 doesn't make any god drat sense if we were living in sane times then the republicans would have 30 committees investigating the poo poo that comes out about the trump org on a daily basis
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Jul 10, 2017 03:58
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trump is so great at golf that he can get holes in one any shot any course (which is how he has so many golf courses) he only avoids getting holes in one because he doesn't want to show off how great he is
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Jul 10, 2017 03:58
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loooooool I just got home from being tailed by a drunk driver from Sonic and explaining poker to the guy at my local liquor store.
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Al! posted:is this a reference to another period!?!?!?!? well yeh
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Baloogan posted:thes "vacations" hes taking all this "golf" no one loving golfs that much  baloogan trying to hold onto his faith in the face of all evidence like a child suffering from existential despair when they suspect that dad is santa
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Jul 10, 2017 03:59
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eonwe posted:honestly 2017 doesn't make any god drat sense If these were sane time wed have president Jeb!
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Jul 10, 2017 03:59
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this hobo corpse is worth 50 million dollars
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Jul 10, 2017 04:00
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passionate dongs posted:this hobo corpse is worth 50 million dollars 
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Jul 10, 2017 04:01
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Jul 10, 2017 04:01
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i actually havent been following trump stuff as much lately i have become a bit desensitized to it so i'm on a tolerance break
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Jul 10, 2017 04:01
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pro tip: don't tap your horn at the guy who fell asleep at the wheel outside of a Sonic otherwise he will follow you for a couple miles and scream 'human being' at you when you try to duck him in a neighborhood.
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Jul 10, 2017 04:01
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honestly baloogan should be worshipping bannon, not trump bannon is the one who's causing all the political chaos and tweaking everyone's noses and laughing uproariously at the political misfortune of kushmaster 3000 and don jr trump is an useless, credulous lump of suet
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Jul 10, 2017 04:02
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passionate dongs posted:this hobo corpse is worth 50 million dollars What, like a bearer certificate or is it something you have to make him sign over to you first
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Jul 10, 2017 04:03
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eonwe posted:i actually havent been following trump stuff as much lately trump is senile
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Jul 10, 2017 04:04
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SKULL.GIF posted:honestly baloogan should be worshipping bannon, not trump 
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GobiasIndustries posted:pro tip: don't tap your horn at the guy who fell asleep at the wheel outside of a Sonic otherwise he will follow you for a couple miles and scream 'human being' at you when you try to duck him in a neighborhood. pro-est tip: don't loving eat at sonic even if their cherry limeade is tits
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Jul 10, 2017 04:04
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https://twitter.com/joshuagreen/status/884236207609327616 these people are so fuckin weird
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Jul 10, 2017 04:06
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SKULL.GIF posted:honestly baloogan should be worshipping bannon, not trump trump doesn't have an ideology. he hears something, and he thinks it. trump is the first enlightened president. he is detached from the cycle of samsara. bannon is just a normal human rear end in a top hat
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Jul 10, 2017 04:06
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Jul 10, 2017 04:07
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FAUXTON posted:pro-est tip: don't loving eat at sonic even if their cherry limeade is tits I actually wasn't even trying to go to Sonic. The dude pulled all the way into the lane outside of the drive-thru and fell asleep. I tapped the horn to get him moving, he happened to turn right onto the same 2-lane road I did and then proceeded to tail & flash his brights at me for about a mile or so while swerving out of his lane constantly
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Jul 10, 2017 04:08
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Jul 10, 2017 04:08
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I only trust the most XTREME newz sites, broheim
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Jul 10, 2017 04:11
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GobiasIndustries posted:I actually wasn't even trying to go to Sonic. The dude pulled all the way into the lane outside of the drive-thru and fell asleep. I tapped the horn to get him moving, he happened to turn right onto the same 2-lane road I did and then proceeded to tail & flash his brights at me for about a mile or so while swerving out of his lane constantly Oh, well in that case be careful in heroin junkie land
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Jul 10, 2017 04:12
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lol if someone honked at me to wake me up id be really loving pissed off
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Jul 10, 2017 04:14
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FAUXTON posted:Oh, well in that case be careful in heroin junkie land I think I'm fine, screaming 'human being' at me was enough to at least get him off my case it appears. That wasn't even my funniest drunk driving story (  that I have funny drunk driving stories)
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Jul 10, 2017 04:16
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Baloogan posted:trump is so great at golf that he can get holes in one any shot any course (which is how he has so many golf courses) Baloogan posted:trump doesn't have an ideology. he hears something, and he thinks it. trump is the first enlightened president. he is detached from the cycle of samsara. 
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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/884247830684196865 Is this what's gonna happen to Mueller? lol
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