Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

That whole match played like a compromise between Vince and Hunter

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:06

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# ? May 30, 2024 12:55

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Brock Lesnar loving SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

Seriously he is everything people bitch about with Roman but worse.

roman is around all the time, and also he sucks more

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan better call out Renee for being on this show

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:06

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Alexa best
Braun second best
Tag Team awesome
Brock champion forever

PPV was solid 3.5 stars.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:06

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Final 2017 #WWEBalls #BALLS Ratings (More #BALLS, more fun! ? = distracted watching)

Neville (c) v Tozawa: #BAL
Bray Wyatt v Seth Rollins: #BALL
Enzo v Cass: #BAL (but watch the promo)
Cesaro/Shaemus (c) v The Hardy Boyz: #BALL
Alexa Bliss (c) v Sasha Banks: #BALL?
The Miz (c) v Dean Ambrose: #BAL?
BRAUN v Roman Reigns: #BALLS
Curt Hawkins v Heath Slater: :daryl:

Brock Lesnar (c) v Samoa Joe: #BAL

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

beetlo: Mar 20, 2005; Proud forums lurker!

Renee don't be on bad shows

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

motherbox: Jul 19, 2013

Go RV! posted:

that finish ruins an otherwise real fuckin good match

It was the first third of a crazy awesome five star match. Unfortunately, when one of the two participants doesn't give a poo poo, that's what you get.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

Food Court Druid: Jul 17, 2007; Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

CarlCX posted:

Man, y'all are nicer, I didn't like anything about that

That match was basically three moves, repeated back and forth for the entire match, after a really unnecessary jump start to protect someone you just punked out anyway

brock_lesnar_matches.txt

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

but seriously that was trash and i wish roman had just beaten the motherfucker a few years back so that we wouldn't be getting a year of this poo poo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/884237588172644352

s&c are great at injuring hardy brothers

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Brock Lesnar loving SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

Seriously he is everything people bitch about with Roman but worse.

shut up, nerd

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

That was the most competitive Brock match in years. Even the ones he lost.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Jerusalem posted:

Brock is straight up purple

was he letting Joe choke him for real, because it sure looked like it from the colour he turned

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

A Salty Affair posted:

Finish was fine, point is Samoa Joe looked like a million bucks in that match

Whoopty loving do, what will a million bucks get him?

The IC title? WOOOOOOO

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

SamuraiFoochs posted:

No he didn't. He looked like utter poo poo. Brock buried him like he's buried literally everyone not named Taker or Roman since Suplex City as a concept began.

If you think that was a burial then dang.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:07

FullMetalJackoff: Feb 15, 2004; Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Vince: "So, Subwich Joe. I recently acquired the TNA tape library for creative to recycle. How would like to have a penis drawn on your face and be kidnapped by ninjas?"

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

Nope. Roman's still way worse - at least Brock's matches are entertaining as gently caress.

Roman's matches entertain me waaaaaay more than Brock's at this point.

Brock is More Roman Than Roman.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Well that loving sucked

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

i liked the match between the ambulance match and main event where they had entrances and all that stuff but kept up with video backstage and then decided just not to show the match anymore

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Maybe you can have Brock pass the belt to another brawler who actually works full time and doesn't demand shitloads of money, WWE

Not sure when that chance could ever come about

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

This bald rear end in a top hat is annoying as gently caress

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

I honestly can't decide if I liked that match because Joe looked pretty good in it or if I hated it because it loving blew outside of that

I am so tired of Lesnar, would kill to see Braun or Balor or hell, maybe even Reigns, take the belt off of him at Summerslam because holy poo poo is he boring now

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

one of the complaints about Roman is that they praise him for things that aren't true, usually THE POWER OF ROMAN REIGNS

brock lesnar is all the things they say about him

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I think the solution to record low Raw ratings is to continue to have a champ who is never there and doesn't wrestle

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

They're still saying Roman gets to beat Brock at Summerslam actually so he might go away sooner.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Brock Lesnar loving SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

Seriously he is everything people bitch about with Roman but worse.

Agreed

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Shinjobi posted:

Whoopty loving do, what will a million bucks get him?

The IC title? WOOOOOOO

Fffft, Joe is old and fat. He's yesterday's news. Balor is tiny vanilla and easily damaged. Sad but true.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:08

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Abroham Lincoln posted:

what a great ppv

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Supreme Allah posted:

If you think that was a burial then dang.

Owens got pretty much the same treatment

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

I think that was the most I've enjoyed a PPV since Summerslam

goodnight dear friends

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Suplex City sure loses its shine when it isn't being used to bury Cena

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Intruder posted:

Brock easily lifting Joe from that position was pretty cool at least

As much as that match was loving ruined by that ending, Brock is still a loving freak of nature and amazed me a few times. He can do so much more than this busted rear end gimmick.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Roman's matches entertain me waaaaaay more than Brock's at this point.

Brock is More Roman Than Roman.

you have a caterpillar that lives in your brain that thinks these things, you must fight the caterpillar

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Soothing Vapors posted:

was he letting Joe choke him for real, because it sure looked like it from the colour he turned

He's holding his breath or doing something to cause that because the choke was not tight at all

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Professor Funk posted:

Reigns, take the belt off of him at Summerslam because holy poo poo is he boring now

Good news, that's happening.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Supreme Allah posted:

If you think that was a burial then dang.

The point is: burial or not, Joe lost and now what does he do? Fight for ghost titles? Beat up Braun?

RAW DOES NOT HAVE A TOP CHAMPION. IT HURTS THE SHOW.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

dean looked stronger after his match with brock

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

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# ? May 30, 2024 12:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Soothing Vapors posted:

was he letting Joe choke him for real, because it sure looked like it from the colour he turned

In all seriousness I think it's basically down to his infrequent matches meaning he gets blown up fast when he comes out for his often short but fast-paced matches.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:09

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