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Spider-Man needed to be recast cause he was a whiny bitch Thanks android for correcting Spider-Man to remain on brand
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WampaLord posted:I'm not really sure what hot takes are available to make, other than the usual tiny group of weirdos who get mad when a white character is recast as a black character. i just meant the new movie. usually there are one or two insane hot takes from various idiots who are deemed "intelligent" when a big movie/video game comes out or is announced.
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Jul 9, 2017 04:49
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Jul 9, 2017 05:08
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Jul 9, 2017 05:15
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Boosh! posted:It's the pink nipples i have a dream that pink nipples and brown nipples can work together with me
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Jul 9, 2017 05:56
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I bet theres women out there with one pink and one brown npple 
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Jul 9, 2017 05:58
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The Kingfish posted:I bet theres women out there with one pink and one brown npple Woah I think you just invented a new fetish
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Jul 9, 2017 06:28
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nipple heterochromia...
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Jul 9, 2017 06:30
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i just meant the new movie. usually there are one or two insane hot takes from various idiots who are deemed "intelligent" when a big movie/video game comes out or is announced. Here's a hot take for you: Why the gently caress is Spiderman in high school. This is the fourth goddamn movie where he's in high school. He's over 50 years old and was only in high school for 2 of those years. It's complete bullshit. I don't need to see another goddamn flash Thompson
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Jul 9, 2017 06:42
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Terror Sweat posted:Here's a hot take for you: quote:Feige had stated that if additional films were made, an early idea Marvel had for them was to follow the model of the Harry Potter film series, having the plot of each film cover a new school year Marketing?
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Jul 9, 2017 10:01
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Terror Sweat posted:Here's a hot take for you: Spiderman is a pedophile.
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Jul 9, 2017 10:30
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get that OUT of my face posted:real-life role models for women don't exist, watch wonder woman, now in theaters there's hillary
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Jul 9, 2017 10:44
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Blue Train posted:Spider-Man needed to be recast cause he was a whiny bitch tbf Teen Drama is a integral part of the spider-man mythos and is what put marvel on the map everyone forgets that spider-man is also a wisecracking goofus though which makes me sad
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Jul 9, 2017 10:51
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Happily married adult Peter Parker is a much better character than teen nerd Peter Parker
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Jul 9, 2017 11:22
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Jul 9, 2017 11:40
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Guy Goodbody posted:Happily married adult Peter Parker is a much better character than teen nerd Peter Parker Agreed. If you want a teen spider-man go with his daughter in a timeline where she didn't die or with Miles Morales.
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Jul 9, 2017 11:42
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Guy Goodbody posted:Happily married adult Peter Parker is a much better character than teen nerd Peter Parker you're not wrong, just saying
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Jul 9, 2017 13:47
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super sweet best pal posted:Agreed. If you want a teen spider-man go with his daughter in a timeline where she didn't die or with Miles Morales. they killed off peter parker in both those timelines too, because gently caress it i guess editors would rather have him dead than married
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Jul 9, 2017 13:48
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Terror Sweat posted:Here's a hot take for you: I didn't mind that. It worked for the most part in this one. Plus most of them actually look like high schoolers for the most part. They are going back to young spider man.
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Jul 9, 2017 16:02
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comic books are for children and they should stop making garbage movies of people in spandex
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Jul 9, 2017 16:44
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a primate posted:comic books are for children and they should stop making garbage movies of people in spandex My hot take is that I don't give a poo poo about comic book movies and I'll never watch them again.
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Jul 9, 2017 17:00
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Kurtofan posted:there's hillary there's Ivanka
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Jul 9, 2017 18:03
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Guy Goodbody posted:Happily married adult Peter Parker is a much better character than teen nerd Peter Parker I used to read Spiderman comics as a kid in the 90's, and I remember there being this plot where there was this second Peter Parker who was a clone or something and he was envious of the real Peter Parker and also had a really angsty looking super-hero costume that was the most 90's looking thing ever. In retrospect most superhero comic writing is really bizarre and seems not much different from letting random fanfic writers on the internet guide the direction of a series.
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Jul 9, 2017 22:01
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Ytlaya posted:I used to read Spiderman comics as a kid in the 90's, and I remember there being this plot where there was this second Peter Parker who was a clone or something and he was envious of the real Peter Parker and also had a really angsty looking super-hero costume that was the most 90's looking thing ever. That could either be Kaine or Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider 
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Jul 9, 2017 22:07
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Guy Goodbody posted:That could either be Kaine or Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider Ah, it's Scarlet Spider. His little jacket is so funny looking; combined with his skintight costume it makes it look like he's walking around without any pants.
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Jul 9, 2017 22:39
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Yinlock posted:tbf Teen Drama is a integral part of the spider-man mythos and is what put marvel on the map Wrong, bitch
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Terror Sweat posted:Wrong, bitch idk, i got bored of late and read a ton of the old spider man comics online. its mostly peter loving about in school and trying to gently caress liz and not punching flash to death.
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Jul 10, 2017 02:49
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I've probably posted this before somewhere but I remember reading a Spider-Man comic where he had just got like a new apartment somewhere and he was super excited because it had a skylight window he could crawl out of. He started thinking about getting a tricked out custom Spider-Van and then was like, oh wait I'm fuckin poor, especially since I just got this new place, gently caress. And I'm like yeah, Spider-Man is a relatable dude. I also was fine with him having a hot wife to bone because like, dude has a lot of poo poo he has to deal with all day at work and while superhero-ing so I'm glad he has something to look forward to.
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Jul 10, 2017 03:56
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The best "apartment" + skylight was hey arnold
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Jul 10, 2017 04:50
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spiderman was a punk rear end fucker and i watched the 90's cartoon for the lizard dude that lived in the sewer
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Ytlaya posted:This! This is a perfect example of how people end up being "converted" to a pro-finance/military/whatever standpoint. I double-majored in finance and information systems at NYU Stern, which is a big feeder school for the major investment banks, hedge funds, etc like Goldman Sachs or DE Shaw and also ended up with this "well these people are really smart and seem to know what they're doing, so I can't imagine they're as bad as the dumb leftists are saying." Most of them (at least the younger ones) also tended to be liberal and disliked the right. And there's actually some truth to that; a lot of the leftists who attack these folks really are ignorant. But at the end of the day, the results of what they do are still undeniably bad. If you end up immersed in a social/professional group including these people, it's difficult to really see the harm in it (since you're just a cog in a greater machine that has a net negative impact, and the specific individuals you know are nice/smart people). look at this guy who just figured out how social groups work
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Blue Train posted:The best "apartment" + skylight was hey arnold
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its cool that every day i learn how another completely innocuous thing is actually, on the down low, racist. thank u 4 ur vigilance culture warriors
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Jul 10, 2017 09:11
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muslim_dark_ages_timeline.jpg but with harry potter snow crash neolib virus
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Jul 10, 2017 09:12
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Whoa wait a second..... You telling me people these days are entering into relationships and getting married for societal and financial gain?????? This truly is........ *looks into camera, holds up a bucket full of chocolate milk and normal milk mixing* ...... Beyond the pail.
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Jul 10, 2017 14:12
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who defines "hard work" and "common sense" and what if the former doesn't pay off anymore, gary 
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Jul 10, 2017 14:30
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WampaLord posted:Yea! Why can't they stick to their own kind like good minorities? Boosh! posted:Every show/movie with a brown person in recent memory ends with being coupled with a white person. Not another south asian, east asian, black, hispanic but white. Why can't I talk about this? That is what you quoted idiot. Why specifically is the love interest always white? White partners are oftentimes the ultimate signifiers of successful assimilation for THEMSELVES AND THEIR ETHNIC CIRCLE. This is not about you white people. Here is John Cho on that: quote:John Cho recognized this trend last March, in a conversation with Kumail Nanjiani at Sundance. Cho noted that while he gets a lot of “Attaboys!” from people excited to see an Asian guy with a white woman (particularly other Asian guys) Kumail himself calls himself in a way: quote:“The American dream is not about yourself. You’re being selfish to Khadija, selfish to this girl,” says Kher (who apparently had this written into the scene), in response to his son’s big reveal about loving a white woman. And in this way, the movie has a degree of self-awareness: it recognizes the selfishness involved in the story of many Asian American male protagonists. But please continue to tell me what conversations can and cannot be had when we talk about race on screen. 1991 was the last time a notable film featured a South Asian NOT coupled with a white woman. Aren't we trying to get away from perpetuating the ideal of white beauty? Boosh! has issued a correction as of 14:37 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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Boosh! posted:But please continue to tell me what conversations can and cannot be had when we talk about race on screen. 1991 was the last time a notable film featured a South Asian NOT coupled with a white woman. Aren't we trying to get away from perpetuating the ideal of white beauty? you could watch Bollywood movies? a good one that is funny and also has the hero get the non-white girl is Singham. You've probably seen some gifs from it.
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