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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Let's start a ruckus

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:05

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:02

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/884307479403917312

Daddy flinched :popeye:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:06

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

MariusLecter posted:

https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/884307479403917312

Daddy flinched

hes done for

shoulda doubled down

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:09

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

hes done for

shoulda doubled down

lol he prefers his kfc on the bone tyvm

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:10

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

MariusLecter posted:

https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/884307479403917312

Daddy flinched

trump don't look too good

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:11

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:12

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

the millennials formed a 'zuckus'

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:14

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Let's start a cuckus!

For Zuckus!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:14

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

unlike the last time he didnt double down and list big, he cant hire a team of ninjas to hack up his problem and then smugly brag about it in his autobiography

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:14

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

lol he prefers his kfc on the bone tyvm

gwildir stealing a bucket if kfc with a grappling hook from masters of the universe dot gif

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:15

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/stuartpstevens/status/884257849085394944

Fullmooncre w.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:18

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

MaxxBot posted:

Let's start a cuckus!

For Zuckus!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:20

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartpstevens/status/884257849085394944

Fullmooncre w.

when someone treaaons me abba is the last thing in my mind

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:23

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

one good thing about corn, when infected with fungus is turns into huitlacoche which is incredibly ugly but also pretty tasty.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:23

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Been on the road all drat day. Finally have bourbon in my stream. How we doing, Trump thread?

I'm driving, listening to podcasts, but they don't goddamn matter because they're 4 hours old. I need a new drug.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:26

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

We were gonna coop the cyber with Russia

"Rush B rush b Cuna blyat"

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:26

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

trump

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:27

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

BOOKS

what r u nerds reading

I'm starting to wonder if being fundamentally just not that interested in mythology generally means I'll never really enjoy a Gaiman novel

I'm reading Naomi Klein's No Is Not Enough. It's good but I feel like I know a lot of the stuff in it in a general sense from this thread already. _{_{I'm also reading a Dragon Age tie in book}}

I'm looking for more non-fiction books that are either post-Trump winning, or are not but sufficiently get the whole Escalator culture we live in now. Any suggestions? I was thinking Democracy in Chains

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:29

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Ramadu posted:

trump

I saw what I thought was a dead bald eagle lying on the side of the road, but on closer inspection it was a canada goose.

Got all worked up for nothing.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:30

WorldIndustries: Dec 21, 2004

i really want to hear that trump "LG ... BT ... Q!!!!!" quote but im not gonna dig through disgusting trump footage to find that

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:31

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Ramadu posted:

trump

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:34

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

TwoStepBoog posted:

gently caress yeah, party down

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/stuartpstevens/status/884257849085394944

Fullmooncre w.

it's good to see more proof that democrats going high cost us 2000 too

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:34

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Booyah- posted:

i really want to hear that trump "LG ... BT ... Q!!!!!" quote but im not gonna dig through disgusting trump footage to find that

Here you go, fam.

https://loopvideos.com/vkV9dXF3VR0?from=42&to=68

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:34

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

There are cop cars outside of last week's divebbar

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:35

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Nichael posted:

gently caress yeah, party down

it's good to see more proof that democrats going high cost us 2000 too

ha ha hanging chads ha ha literal electoral fraud ha hq nobody cares

al gore found out thqt nothing matters and fled to canada to become yinlock

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:37

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

I shoulda been a goth

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:38

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

punchymcpunch posted:

ha ha hanging chads ha ha literal electoral fraud ha hq nobody cares

al gore found out thqt nothing matters and fled to canada to become yinlock

Yinlock: Origins

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:39

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Epic High Five posted:

BOOKS

what r u nerds reading

I'm starting to wonder if being fundamentally just not that interested in mythology generally means I'll never really enjoy a Gaiman novel

Rereading one of my warham books again, Age of Darkness
Short stories by a variety of authors

One of the good ones i just finished is about an underground fortress built on the roof of a gigantic cavern of a weird planet full of holes and caves, all its battlements and spires pointed down like an incredible stalactite formation.

It gets attacked and boy is it a really bad idea to try and seige an upside down fortress.
Not only that but after a year and losing like a million dudes they finally over take the place only to have the defenders demo charge the foundations and send the whole trillion tons of rock falling to the cavern floor full of invaders and landing on their titan mecha seige engines and bases below lmao

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:39

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Or emo? Maybe emo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:41

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

My sister once told me her fave genre of music was 'screamo'

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:42

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Mr. Sharps posted:

one good thing about corn, when infected with fungus is turns into huitlacoche which is incredibly ugly but also pretty tasty.

Googling that tells me it's called "Corn Smut".

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:42

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

gently caress. I messed up real bad. I accidentally did the wrong Meatloaf song.

Presidency by the Russian Right

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by Trump Tower
And there was not another Trump in sight
And I never had a spy
Looking any better than you did
And all the GOP in DC
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our countries are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're doing blow on the edge of a knife
Doing blow on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Thought it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night
I can see the Presidency by the Russian Right

Ain't no doubt about it
We hope to control the west
Cause your approval was barely seventeen
And we stood abreast
Ain't no doubt about it
Putin, got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We hope to control the west.

Cause my approval was barely seventeen
And we stood abreast

Putin, don�tcha have my debt
You got me swimming in bankruptcy
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and make a deal
Well I gotta let you know
No, you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I want to make your country rule.
And now our countires are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're doing blow on the edge of a knife
Doing blow on the edge of a knife

C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night
I can see the Presidency by the Russian Right

Though it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night
Presidency by the Russian Right

You got to do what you can
And let Mother Russia do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We hope to control the west
Cause my approval was barely seventeen
And we stood abreast

We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way
And tonight's the night

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
Sheets down, nobody horny, no scoring tonight, bottoms off
There's the inhale, and there it is,
A piss stream straight down, look at Donny smile.
This boy can really smile!
They�re still peeing and really turning him on now,
He's not letting up at all,
He's gonna try for a second, he�s bobbled his ball,
And here comes the piss, and what a piss!
He's gonna slide into it head first,
Here he comes, he's finished!
No, wait, false alarm, false alarm,
This kid can�t really make things happen.
Next prostitute steps up to the bed, here's the piss-he�s going,
He really got a jump on it, he�s almost there,
She�s finishing up, he�s rolling around in it, this can�t be safe.
Holy cow, this is disgusting! He's taking a pretty big risk out there,
Almost daring god to try and kill him.
God glances over, thinks about it� Nothing matters!
Trump is fine, the suicide wank is on
Here he comes, squeezing a ball, it's gonna be close,
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before I give you any intel
Lift those sanctions?
Will you lift those sanctions?
Do you need money?
Will you appoint my flunky?
Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life?
Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife?
Lift those sanctions!?
Will you lift those sanctions??
Do you need money?
Will you appoint my flunky?
Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life?
Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Lift those sanctions?
Will you lift those sanctions?

Let me tweet �bout it.
Putin, Putin Let me tweet �bout it.
Let me tweet �bout it.
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me tweet �bout it.
Putin, Putin Let me tweet �bout it.
Let me tweet �bout it.
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me tweet �bout it.
Putin, Putin Let me tweet �bout it.
Let me tweet �bout it.
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

I gotta know right now!
Lift those sanctions?
Will you lift those sanctions?
Do you need money?
Will you appoint my flunky?
Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life?
Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife?

I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Lift those sanctions?
And will you lift those sanctions forever?

What�s it going to be Trump?
What�s it going to be Trump? I�ve been waiting all campaign.

Let me tweet �bout it.
Putin, Putin Let me tweet �bout it.
Let me tweet �bout it.
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me tweet �bout it.

Will you lift those sanctions?

Let me tweet �bout it.

Will you lift those sanctions?

I couldn't make it any longer
Lord I was dazed
And when election night came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my debt and I knew I would cave
That I would give you my country to the end of time.
That I would give you my country to the end of time.
I swore that I would give you my country to the end of time.
So now my country�s praying for the end of time.
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if they gotta spend another minute with me.
I don't think that they�ll survive.

I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
�Cause everyone knows I�m incapable now.
They�re praying for the end of time
It's all that they can do
Praying for the end of time, cause I gave their country to you.

It was long ago that I said bad hombres
That should have sunk me, but I�m here today

It was long ago that I said bad hombres
That should have sunk me, but I�m here today

It was long ago that I said bad hombres
That should have sunk me, but I�m here today

It was long ago that I said bad hombres
That should have sunk me, but I�m here today

wow the whole song!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:43

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:44

succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

I'm reading Legacy of Ashes: The History of the CIA

might try to find a lighter read as well

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:44

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Fix posted:

I saw what I thought was a dead bald eagle lying on the side of the road, but on closer inspection it was a canada goose.

Got all worked up for nothing.

https://twitter.com/zgorisniesman/status/796845615514787840

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:45

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Reality Winner posted:

I shoulda been a goth

It wasn't that great. Got to hang out smoking behind supermarkets and being threatened at knifepoint by homeless "ex-marines" while pretending to be werewolves for XP. That said, it nabbed me a doctor wife, so I guess it could have been worse in the long run.

The uniform was alright until columbine.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:46

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

quote:

The murmuring mantra of global neoliberalism, which prevailed between the end of the Cold War and the onset of the Great Recession, is that economic growth would save us from anything and everything.
But in the aftermath of the 2008 crash, a growing number of historians studying what they call �fossil capitalism� have begun to suggest that the entire history of swift economic growth, which began somewhat suddenly in the 18th century, is not the result of innovation or trade or the dynamics of global capitalism but simply our discovery of fossil fuels and all their raw power � a onetime injection of new �value� into a system that had previously been characterized by global subsistence living. Before fossil fuels, nobody lived better than their parents or grandparents or ancestors from 500 years before, except in the immediate aftermath of a great plague like the Black Death, which allowed the lucky survivors to gobble up the resources liberated by mass graves. After we�ve burned all the fossil fuels, these scholars suggest, perhaps we will return to a �steady state� global economy. Of course, that onetime injection has a devastating long-term cost: climate change.

lol

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:47

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Reality Winner posted:

Or emo? Maybe emo

did somebody say eno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaLrS0WG7Z0

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:47

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

party down is incredibly good

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:47

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:02

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fix posted:

It wasn't that great. Got to hang out smoking behind supermarkets and being threatened at knifepoint by homeless "ex-marines" while pretending to be werewolves for XP. That said, it nabbed me a doctor wife, so I guess it could have been worse in the long run.

The uniform was alright until columbine.

Explain how you get a dorctor wife

# ? Jul 10, 2017 08:47

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