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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

consumed by normies posted:

cant believe congress aborted this beautiful healthcare bill, it could have done so much good

could've growed up to be a doctor

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i cant believe that even tho the Rs have the votes the Ds are still blocking them! its incrediblke

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

can't believe the easy D has turned on me

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Healthcare bill smothered in the crib like don wishes he did junior rn

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

consumed by normies posted:

cant believe congress aborted this beautiful healthcare bill, it could have done so much good

Things worked out better than we had planned
Capital from boy, woman and man

We're like ink and paper
Numbers on a calculator
Knew arithmetic so well
Working overtime
Completed what was assigned
We had to multiply ourselves

A bouncing little baby
A shiny copper penny

And he spent himself
Would not listen to us
But when he lost his appetite
He lost his weight and friends

He became a fat nickel so fast
Then came puberty
Exponentially
Soon our boy became a million

People loved him so
And helped him to grow
Everyone knew the thing that was best
Of course, he must invest

A penny won't do

But he made us proud
He made us rich
But how were we to know
He's counterfeit

Now everything's ruined

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Healthcare bill could have been an Ivanka, but instead they made it a Tiffany, and boy let me tell you Donald John Trump wouldn't gently caress a Tiffany.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Something is big is coming. Trump is preparing the way. He knows something.I am guessing Comey will be formally charged and/or the NYTimes being in trouble too.

in one fell swoop trump should arrest hillary, comey, fire mueller and make the "make america great again" song he keeps on posting the new national anthem

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/kbPk5gn.mp4

I feel bad for the cat because it's just getting its hopes up only to have them dashed when the bell gets taken away, just like the eight years between Bush and Trump

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


consumed by normies posted:

in one fell swoop trump should arrest hillary, comey, fire mueller and make the "make america great again" song he keeps on posting the new national anthem

he should

make me cum, donald!

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Super excited to see Graham and Rubio wear the red cap this week after talking big poo poo over the weekend when they knew the fat bitch would be on the links.

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

consumed by normies posted:

in one fell swoop trump should arrest hillary, comey, fire mueller and make the "make america great again" song he keeps on posting the new national anthem

Paul Ryan is Jar Jar in this analogy right?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884374529660903424

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

galenanorth posted:

http://i.imgur.com/kbPk5gn.mp4

I feel bad for the cat because it's just getting its hopes up only to have them dashed when the bell gets taken away, just like the eight years between Bush and Trump

it's a japanese cat, it will never have the bell taken away

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

good morning

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

beautiful and new

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Good morning infrastructure week

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

usually i would say "make the tweet you dumb bitch" but he did make the tweet :shrug:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Angela M agrees!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

if another world leader sits in your seat they become potus

ivanka *had* to sit in it to stop that happening or that diplomat from Saudi Arabia would be potus right now

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

wiat tromp found the leakers

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I gotta stop being surprised when he says things that can be falsified in seconds.

I mean, he didn't say "She agreed!", he says "she agrees!" which means even if she said something that sounded to him like agreement at the time, if she changed her mind since then he's wrong.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The long dark infrastructure week of the soul

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Kurtofan posted:

wiat tromp found the leakers

He made a tape with them

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Samurai Sanders posted:

I gotta stop being surprised when he says things that can be falsified in seconds.

I mean, he didn't say "She agreed!", he says "she agrees!" which means even if she said something that sounded to him like agreement at the time, if she changed her mind since then he's wrong.

tbh I imagine he means "despairs" and it's more accurate

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Someone watched morning joe.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Sometimes Trump gets a little bit Ghengis Khan
Doesnt want to drink anyone else but Putin's pee

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
now tweet about the treason

when does that come on fox and friends?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

Someone watched morning joe.

um excuse me he has made it clear he hasn't watch it in ages

he just happens to know everything that happens on it somehow

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

Sometimes Trump gets a little bit Ghengis Khan
Doesnt want to drink anyone else but Putin's pee

Dingus Khan

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/884377384702619649

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Booyah- posted:

again, im not balooganing, but it owns how loving stupid he is


yeah people kept making that joke about bush but trump is very clearly a moron. it's been pretty hilarious watching people try to spin a literal retard off as a unparalleled genius.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Oh man here come the hashtags

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
lol chelsea for pres

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884378624660582405

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
So did one of Merkel's aides immediately come to her and say "what we expected would happen happened, Trump said you agree with him on some idiotic thing" and they start their response that they planned out immediately after the election? I assume every world leader has one of those plans.

edit ^^^^^ every single one of these, archived for all of American history.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
From your lips to trumps ears

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884378624660582405

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



hahahahaha

this is gonna be a good week

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
jesus loving christ could you imagine if michelle obama sat at that table?

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