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Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
I have a pretty dark complexion for a white dude, and I got told several times growing up I "had a wop in my woodpile."

I assume the saying with the N word is the same, implying Ed Balls is not actually my father and the mediterranean dude my mom is loving is hiding out back.

E: My mom was also told by a former CIA friend that he could get me a job in a second to work in the ME, since I tanned so darkly. His literal words were, "Once he can grow a beard I'll set him up." This was probably 1998 or so.

I was probably 16 at the time, though she didn't tell me this story for 10 more years.

Huxley has issued a correction as of 16:04 on Jul 10, 2017

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*2069, im dead, my grandkids are disassembling my ikea furniture to construct a pyre for me*

whys there a daycrew guy in here??

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MariusLecter posted:

God bless our national dumb as rocks trash bird

Should've picked the noble turkey

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Trump bad

D&D...... also bad

Fallout: New Vegas..... good?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Shageletic posted:

Was there no new ep last night? I was ready with Twin Peaks watching paraphenalia (coffee, an owl) and it didn't show up on Showtime. The owl was pissed.

there was, sorry for your loss

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Salt Fish posted:

First ever C-SPAM meetup to be held at a lumber yard. We will be running a hide and seek contest for prizes.



build the wall

build the wall

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

today I learned

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Shageletic posted:

Was there no new ep last night? I was ready with Twin Peaks watching paraphenalia (coffee, an owl) and it didn't show up on Showtime. The owl was pissed.

there was an ep and it was a doozy, bobby briggs was in it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

zegermans posted:

I got banned on my main for telling someone to catch a guillotine with their mouth :(

also my gimmick account "racist_decoder_ring" was banned immediately for "racism" because I would quote dogwhistles and translate them to normal whistles - i.e., "black culture" became "black genetics" and "thugs/urban youth" became "n*******", etc.

This dude is doing the lords work though - https://www.reddit.com/user/ExplainsRacistJokes

my favorite was the racism sniffing dog, who just posted "Woof!" to racist poo poo and had people melt down for multiple paragraphs about it

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


why the gently caress is civ iv still 30 loving bucks on steam i was thinking like 7

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Trump bad

D&D...... also bad

Fallout: New Vegas..... good?

correct on all counts

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I started playing that Mad Max game from like a year or two ago

It's not great but it's not bad I guess?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Yinlock posted:

lmao he's going to lock them in

and set the building on fire

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

and set the building on fire

if they don't give him a sufficiently beautiful healthcare bill then yes probably

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

my favorite was the racism sniffing dog, who just posted "Woof!" to racist poo poo and had people melt down for multiple paragraphs about it
lol

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

GobiasIndustries posted:

there was, sorry for your loss

Though I will say I skipped most of the previous episode. I'll watch it at some point, but it's a little too Lynchian for me right now.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:

the point i was trying to get at and lost is that the expression is pointlessly dumb + racist, i wasnt trying to be like "lol get better hiding spots scrubs"
no, i agree and see where you are going but you went a little off track on that
the point you wanted to get at was:

bump_fn posted:

whoa tories are bad????? :thunk:

its also particularly interesting that someone would have that very old timey notion in their head let alone to make a political statement over it in 2017

almost as if there parental tory influences

tory scum :hai:

i too have just learned much as you

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

consumed by normies posted:

why the gently caress is civ iv still 30 loving bucks on steam i was thinking like 7

all I play is Dawn of Civilization RFC mod now.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


Does not compute.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Kurtofan posted:

and set the building on fire

Trump hearing Bannon rambling on about the Reichstag fire and takes things a little too far.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Robert Plant posted:

I started playing that Mad Max game from like a year or two ago

It's not great but it's not bad I guess?
it's a 7 out of 10 type of game so probably?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

no, i agree and see where you are going but you went a little off track on that
the point you wanted to get at was:


its also particularly interesting that someone would have that very old timey notion in their head let alone to make a political statement over it in 2017

almost as if there parental tory influences

tory scum :hai:

i too have just learned much as you

i agree, tories are extremely bad

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Yinlock posted:

look i'm just saying a pile of lumber would not be my first choice of hiding place, mostly because it seems insane

woof

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
free tori

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

free hpapylef

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hot take incoming



most racist idioms dont make sense when examined closely

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

mdemone posted:

Does not compute.

Its a thing that happens sometimes, many people are saying this.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Until Dawn is a cool game idea with badass graphics but I'd rather it was used for a better movie genre. Videogame people are uniquely terrible at trying to pull off movie pastiche.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al! posted:

free tori

iirc he has like one or two days left

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

punchymcpunch posted:

hot take incoming



most racist idioms dont make sense when examined closely

Is day crew a race?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

My country-rear end granddad once used that phrase when I was 8. It's the only time in my entire life that I've heard it out in the wild, until now.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/884417407456088064


the president of the united states has the palate of a 4 year old lmao

butt monsieur trompe, wee do not 'ave ketchup 'ere!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Elephanthead posted:

Is day crew a race?

day crew in a milk carton pile :argh:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
he's in the wood pile cavorting with the white women

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Intel&Sebastian posted:

Until Dawn is a cool game idea with badass graphics but I'd rather it was used for a better movie genre

counterpoint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k4qVk7L4e0

gregday
May 23, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhx8G0K9Wec

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BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

consumed by normies posted:

why the gently caress is civ iv still 30 loving bucks on steam i was thinking like 7

because it's still the best overall modern civ game. it's really not that bad if you think about it, both of the expansions are awesome so $10 each for the whole set.

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