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Sand Dan posted:One time I got kicked in the balls by one of my drunk buddies and I had to go to the dick doctor and he was a bald Indian man and he was like a hitman in a movie he was so god drat professional about it. Lesson learned: If you're 17 and you're hanging out with people who get drunk and beat you up they're not really your friends, and if you're scared about your balls, see a doctor. Balls have a very weird and dumb reaction to being lightly damaged. And that sure is a post to start a page with. chumbler fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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Damaged balls, you say? Just kys
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Jul 9, 2017 17:20
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lmao
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Jul 9, 2017 17:33
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why do incels need people to validate their pathetic existence if you wanna die, die somewhere no one has to hear or see you, thanks
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Sentient Data posted:Damaged balls, you say? Just kys This reads like the life of that really inbred Habsburg king or w/e
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Jul 9, 2017 17:38
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Viva Miriya posted:why do incels need people to validate their pathetic existence It's their broke brain crying out for attention. They don't really want to jump, they just want a crowd there when they step back from the ledge.
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Sentient Data posted:Damaged balls, you say? Just kys But I want to get one thing out of the way first
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Jul 9, 2017 17:56
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Okay brokedick mole man I believe is legit hopeless unlike the "uh my right ear is a micron higher than my left I am a earcell."
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Jul 9, 2017 18:01
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Zil posted:It's their broke brain crying out for attention. They don't really want to jump, they just want a crowd there when they step back from the ledge. pickbrains
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Jul 9, 2017 18:15
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Meanwhile in Japan...quote:Young Japanese people are not having sex
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Jul 10, 2017 07:12
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weird, all the actual scientists that studied the problem tell us that romantic feelings are what the youth are anxious and forlorned over but we'll just keep making it out to being a sex thing because representative democracies are staffed with incompetent. its almost like any non degenerated insane person could see that the flooding of pornography and sexually titillating images are making it impossible to overcome one without basing in the shame of another.
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Jul 10, 2017 08:31
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I'm just imagining a bunch of researchers trying to get Japanese millennials gently caress while observing behind a one-way mirror as if they were captive pandas or rhinos
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Jul 10, 2017 08:45
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you can remove moles you know as for the broken penis, just cut them useless balls off and get a vagina. bada bing bada boom
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Incel= someone with severe to profound social anxiety that is in so much denial about it that they attribute their failure to gently caress or whatever to other causes (their looks, society, other superficial bullshit). It's really easy to NOT objectify people when you are around them a lot and see people as... people. It's also really hard to put your penis into a vagina when you purposely distance yourself from people with vaginas. Most are beyond hope unless they realize that they have a problem that's a lot more serious than not getting sex on the regular, and actively seek help for that problem.
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Jul 10, 2017 10:28
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"If only the Chads would gently caress me instead!" Some of these dudes are way too in to hearing about Chad's dick
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ElGroucho posted:"If only the Chads would gently caress me instead!" Some Incels have to be closet cases. The way they fawn over Chad dick makes them suspect.
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chumbler posted:Balls have a very weird and dumb reaction to being lightly damaged. Tbf to balls it's critical to keep them functioning to reproduce so maybe they deserve to be drama queen wrt damage
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Mak0rz posted:I'm just imagining a bunch of researchers trying to get Japanese millennials gently caress while observing behind a one-way mirror as if they were captive pandas or rhinos Pandas don't actually have problems breeding in the wild, it's just that their habitat has been irreparably hosed up by the past few generations of humans and trying breed in captivity is so stressful and unpleasant that it hardly ever takes hold. So they actually are a great metaphor for how screwed milennials are, just not in the way most people think.
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Roastie unfollows me on instagram. I go off on her. "brooo just socialize and find friends online." 
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Guy Mann posted:Pandas don't actually have problems breeding in the wild, it's just that their habitat has been irreparably hosed up by the past few generations of humans and trying breed in captivity is so stressful and unpleasant that it hardly ever takes hold. They can still go gently caress themselves for being so picky with their goddamn bamboo. Fuckin' Panda Foodies.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Dare I ask what a "roastie" is in the argot of these CHUDs? one who is roasted
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Guy Mann posted:Pandas don't actually have problems breeding in the wild, it's just that their habitat has been irreparably hosed up by the past few generations of humans and trying breed in captivity is so stressful and unpleasant that it hardly ever takes hold. Yes this is why I placed the word "captive" in front of the word "pandas"
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dudeness posted:Roastie unfollows me on instagram. I go off on her. "brooo just socialize and find friends online." Also please don't doxx me, thanks.
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jon joe posted:one who is roasted what like on a spit, or when celebs get together for a party where they throw softball insults at the guest of honor?
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Dare I ask what a "roastie" is in the argot of these CHUDs? When women have lots of sex their vaginas fall apart and look like roast beef sandwiches because that's how it works
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:what like on a spit, or when celebs get together for a party where they throw softball insults at the guest of honor? the latter, I think fruit on the bottom posted:When women have lots of sex their vaginas fall apart and look like roast beef sandwiches because that's how it works it might also be this I actually have no clue
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"roasty" sounds like Australian slang for hotdog or some other kind of meat that clearly isn't even roasted
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I'm willing to concede that last one is fake, because c'mon, no one is that backwards right???fruit on the bottom posted:When women have lots of sex their vaginas fall apart and look like roast beef sandwiches because that's how it works It's this one
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Dare I ask what a "roastie" is in the argot of these CHUDs? We should add a glossary to the OP so we don't get this question every 2 pages.
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Jul 10, 2017 19:34
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loving shallow non-anime-knowing bitch, wondering what I look like!!!
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These dudes don't know you can jack off to anime and still talk to women
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Those vapid bitches just don't understand a man who's so intelligent he's only capable of talking about jerking off to anime.
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ElGroucho posted:These dudes don't know you can jack off to anime and still talk to women 3-D women? Hah, like they could hold a candle to my perfect Waifu.
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ElGroucho posted:These dudes don't know you can jack off to anime and still talk to women No, the moment you touch your genitals while watching anime is the moment women can sense it. It's like an energy that's emitted from you. I call it... the beacon.
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ElGroucho posted:These dudes don't know you can jack off to anime and still talk to women Story of my life.
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fruit on the bottom posted:They can still go gently caress themselves for being so picky with their goddamn bamboo.
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Sentient Data posted:Damaged balls, you say? Just kys legit feel bad for this guy, he doesn't even seem to be all that whiny or entitled, just sad 
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