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Just setting em up and knocking em down, TB. Relax. Anyway, the real mistake that woman made was going to Bush in the first place. Hobby is a much better airport, and if Southwest doesn't fly somewhere, is there even really a reason to go there in the first place?
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When I was a kid, I would fish in a canal built as part of a huge diversion project in North Dakota. Just one huge, long, perfectly evenly-widthed river with brutalist concrete inclines on either side at perfect 45° angles. We would catch and release the fish because they were all bullheads, which smell awful and taste worse. One time, I caught the same bullhead 4 times in a row. Not like in a day, I mean in a row. Had a very distinctive gash on its side that made it immediately recognizable. Cast out four times, catch the same fish four times. It was depressing in a way, but also astounding that it could even happen—that a fish was so dumb that it could chase the same bait four times in a row. Non Serviam definitely also knows that feeling.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:
I don't know, your insane blabbering and persecution complex are pretty pathetic in their own right. I'm sorry you've never achieved any degree of meaningful success, and resent those who did. It's the same kind of insanity of people who call others "Monsanto shills" because they defend the use of gmos.
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Non Serviam posted:I'm sorry you've never achieved any degree of meaningful success, and resent those who did. With a wink of one rheumy eye he slithered back into the water. I hung up my rod and reel after that day - just couldn't see the sport in it anymore - but if you should ever happen upon that old fishing hole, don't waste your money on bait. Just lean in close to the water's edge and whisper "hurting people is wrong." Then wait for the tiny gurgle in reply... "Actually..."
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Jul 10, 2017 07:25
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I dont know how people read posts by the mentally ill person ranting about shills in every post and think "drat, he's owning everyone right now" but here we are
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Jul 10, 2017 09:04
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ArtIsResistance posted:I dont know how people read posts by the mentally ill person ranting about shills in every post and think "drat, he's owning everyone right now" but here we are Shillax  In other news, The Guardian made a handy list of Uber's PR disasters: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jun/18/uber-travis-kalanick-scandal-pr-disaster-timeline It's a garbage fire at this point
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My wife's company (evil insurer) made Lyft its preferred ride service because of its better LGBT policy. So even other evil companies think Uber is too much. It's like being at a villain party and Hitler's saying, "dude, ze need to tone iz down."
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Jul 10, 2017 13:22
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Krispy Kareem posted:My wife's company (evil insurer) made Lyft its preferred ride service because of its better LGBT policy. yes corporations publicly support lgbt policies because they're nice
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Jul 10, 2017 19:30
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ArtIsResistance posted:yes corporations publicly support lgbt policies because they're nice You want to take another stab at reading that post? Because you hosed up real bad the first time.
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AvE takes apart a Juicero. It's overbuilt to such a degree, it's actually highly impressive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ And a follow-up shenanigans video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVmppyflS0
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Jul 10, 2017 19:52
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:You want to take another stab at reading that post? Because you hosed up real bad the first time. Please don't get too aggravated over internet posts and try to spend less time on this site since it's tough to conquer issues when you're surrounded by "sadbrains" 
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Jul 10, 2017 19:55
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ArtIsResistance posted:Please don't get too aggravated over internet posts and try to spend less time on this site since it's tough to conquer issues when you're surrounded by "sadbrains" You either need to use more drugs, or less drugs. Probably less.
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Jul 10, 2017 19:56
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ArtIsResistance posted:Please don't get too aggravated over internet posts and try to spend less time on this site since it's tough to conquer issues when you're surrounded by "sadbrains" Please post better B===D
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Avenging_Mikon posted:You either need to use more drugs, or less drugs. Probably less. Im gonna suggest the opposite for you, and probably not recreational ones either. Same for that other 
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ArtIsResistance posted:Im gonna suggest the opposite for you, and probably not recreational ones either. Actually my doctor tightly monitors my levels and is quite happy with my current mental state. So, again, stop taking drugs. Or maybe go to TCC. You'll find some kindred souls there.
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KozmoNaut posted:AvE takes apart a Juicero. It's overbuilt to such a degree, it's actually highly impressive. I just spent an hour watching a guy deconstruct a colostomy bag squeezer for rich idiots, and it was loving fascinating. I'm probably gonna go back and watch more of his videos later, so thanks.
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while doing research for a data entry job I came across this piece of marketing on some small home building company's sitequote:People 55 and better are not ready to slow down; they’re ready to enjoy their middle maturity. galenanorth has a new favorite as of 06:55 on Jul 11, 2017 |
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So there's a commercial now for Phoenix University (you know, the scam college) where an animated single mom gets laid off the assembly line, so she works hard with her kids, and gets a degree and job in IT, while a sweet reworking of The Cranberries "Dreams" plays over it. Nice, saccharine, generic stuff. On Pandora, I regularly now hear a commercial for PU (heh) that just plays the song a little bit then a woman says something non-descript like "get a degree at Phoenix University!". Like, they don't talk about the place at all, they just expect you to remember their tv commercial that used the same song and that's it.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Actually my doctor tightly monitors my levels and is quite happy with my current mental state. Ha. Self-owned
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Choco1980 posted:So there's a commercial now for Phoenix University (you know, the scam college) where an animated single mom gets laid off the assembly line, so she works hard with her kids, and gets a degree and job in IT, while a sweet reworking of The Cranberries "Dreams" plays over it. Nice, saccharine, generic stuff. On Pandora, I regularly now hear a commercial for PU (heh) that just plays the song a little bit then a woman says something non-descript like "get a degree at Phoenix University!". Like, they don't talk about the place at all, they just expect you to remember their tv commercial that used the same song and that's it. Apparently it works.
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Jul 11, 2017 07:46
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ArtIsResistance posted:Ha. Self-owned I really don't think you're cut out for this
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Gum posted:I really don't think you're cut out for this if you don't want non-depressives posting on your subforum then put up a warning at least
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ArtIsResistance posted:if you don't want non-depressives posting on your subforum then put up a warning at least Just stop. You really aren't good at this. At all. I mean, Tiny Brontosaurus and Avenging_Mikon aren't exactly great at this either, but at least they are better than "You mad bro? I know you are but what am I?". You misread the original comment you replied to, accept it and move on. On the bright side no-one is good at everything, and being honest about your own limitations allows for personal growth. Or you could continue dragging this out, in which case I would recommend a name change to "Washington_Generals" just to make it clear to passers by exactly how easy it is to dunk on you.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Because they're lovely and dumb, dude. Most bad opinions voiced online aren't somebody faking for attention, there's just an ignorant and hateful person on the other end. Crying "troll!" every time you see an rear end in a top hat doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look hysterical. counterpoint: reddit.com/r/incels
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SiKboy posted:Just stop. You really aren't good at this. At all. I mean, Tiny Brontosaurus and Avenging_Mikon aren't exactly great at this either, but at least they are better than "You mad bro? I know you are but what am I?". You misread the original comment you replied to, accept it and move on. On the bright side no-one is good at everything, and being honest about your own limitations allows for personal growth. Or you could continue dragging this out, in which case I would recommend a name change to "Washington_Generals" just to make it clear to passers by exactly how easy it is to dunk on you. in a pyf race to see who can drop the sickest burn he who replies "lol k" is king
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 edit: oh I forgot this was the Dumb Marketing Moves thread, not the memes/macros thread. Uh, here. 
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The actual motherfucking gently caress??? I don't want to believe that this kind of racism could just show up in American culture but I know it does
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
Best part is that they completely undermine their own joke by choosing what's probably one of the guys most flattering photos
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Neon Noodle posted:The actual motherfucking gently caress??? I don't want to believe that this kind of racism could just show up in American culture but I know it does I don't see how showing an unattractive Chinese woman is racist
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
Am I the racist, or is that Kim Jong Un?
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Yeah you know, the bad thing about KJU is not his physical appearance. Jesus Christ. What I'm saying is, I would date Kim Jong Un.
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More tasteless than racist, but it's about what I'd expect from a company that really isn't interested in protecting its image. "I'm shocked and appalled that the website I use to cheat on my wife has stooped to bodyshaming; I'm taking my cheating elsewhere!"
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FrozenVent posted:Am I the racist, or is that Kim Jong Un? See that North Korean flag in the background?
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I love how the Ashley Madison name is just two popular names mashed together. I thought it was a person or something.
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Sir Lemming posted:More tasteless than racist, but it's about what I'd expect from a company that really isn't interested in protecting its image. "I'm shocked and appalled that the website I use to cheat on my wife has stooped to bodyshaming; I'm taking my cheating elsewhere!" Wait, saying someone is ugly is "bodyshaming" now?
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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:See that North Korean flag in the background? So what, maybe it's just a random patriotic citizen.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Wait, saying someone is ugly is "bodyshaming" now? Face is part of the body, right? It sounded funny, at least.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Wait, saying someone is ugly is "bodyshaming" now? It is when they're fat. I'm more at a loss as to where the racism is, I guess just that it's a POC portayed negatively?
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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:It is when they're fat.
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oh no the website people use to have affairs is utilizing bodyshaming in their ads they're gonna lose soooo much business
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