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cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

Why do "globalists" (whose objective is presumably to bring about a united world government) want the US and Russia to fight each other?

To take over the charred remains of course! Starting and "losing" both world wars in order to cause the cold war was a long con by Germany. And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for Donald Trumps negotiation skills. Hillary would have nuked Russia right then and there, just like Bismarck planned.

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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

Why do "globalists" (whose objective is presumably to bring about a united world government) want the US and Russia to fight each other?

This is so aggravating because like, all those things the Globalist Illuminati (who we are very careful not to explicitly refer to as The Jews okay NOT RACIST) supposedly do for nebulous reasons? Sowing infighting and distrust to make their opponents unable to resist their True Agenda? That's literally what Russia is doing! Their True Agenda being "conquer their neighbors" it's not a nebulous reason!!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Trogdos! posted:

shithead posted:

forced equality always leads to poverty, suffering and mass murder.
Yes, who can forget the the explosion of mass murder that followed Brown vs. the Board of Education.

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jul 10, 2017

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
He says "forced equality" but I think we all know Garrison's against any kind of equality.
Also pretty timely answer to the recent "what does Garrison think of Putin?" question.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Vib Rib posted:

He says "forced equality" but I think we all know Garrison's against any kind of equality.
Also pretty timely answer to the recent "what does Garrison think of Putin?" question.

Well yes. I predicted that he would draw a cartoon about the G20 meeting.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Yes, who can forget the the explosion of mass murder that followed Brown vs. the Board of Education.
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I wouldn't be surprised if there was an uptick in lynchings.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

xthetenth posted:

No. The one with Black Friend revealing he was Obama all along was good. I almost want to gaze upon it again.
why not indulge my ego a bit

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Still the best edit this thread has ever had IMO

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Cat Mattress posted:

For the same reason globalists want to enact full communism now, by the way of climate change:
You're forgetting "also, Shariah law right before full communism, somehow".

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

Why do "globalists" (whose objective is presumably to bring about a united world government) want the US and Russia to fight each other?

Because they hate/fear the might of the righteous Aryan people. Which now includes Slavs, apparently.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
It's a real shame that the globalist central bankers haven't sent Garrison to war yet. And maybe he's just not a betting man, but it's real difficult to bet on a something that can't happen in the future. I think he wrote more stuff but I'd have to go see a doctor if I had read more than that.

Also there's no way RPC1337 is the name of a real drug. Tei is the best poster.

dougdrums fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Jul 10, 2017

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

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AGC. Of course, the real headline is "France aiming to stop sales of gasoline/diesel cars by 2040".


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The refugee crisis will lead to poorly designed amusement park rides.


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cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Is this seriously saying, "who cares if inconcievably giant chunks of ice crack? They are slow and harmless."? Because that's a weird opinion.
It's probably just meant as a mockery of North Korea. But still. Setting such a giant mass in motion would be way more devastating than anything Kim can cook up.

cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jul 10, 2017

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Alright I know what De Blasio did, but I don't get how any of that relates to what's in that Branco cartoon.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
This 4/20, Re-Elect Mayor de-BLAZE-io.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


De Blaze Yo!:420:

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Sandpuppy posted:

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AGC. Of course, the real headline is "France aiming to stop sales of gasoline/diesel cars by 2040".
"Will no one weep for the poor cars?" Henry Payne asks an uncaring universe. A single tear rolls down his cheek. It smells of gasoline (leaded, of course).

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Sandpuppy posted:



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AGC. Of course, the real headline is "France aiming to stop sales of gasoline/diesel cars by 2040".

That's pretty awesome. And a motion like that will hopefully snowball.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Mmmmm. Obamacake.....

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



"Trump puts America first and proof of this is that he wore a lapel pin" - Ben Garrison, professional imbecile

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012





RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Hey, no fair. Swamp Thing is a good guy.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Neodoomium posted:

"Trump puts America first and proof of this is that he wore a lapel pin" - Ben Garrison, professional imbecile
Obama not wearing a flag lapel pin was literally a thing way back. This is the deep thinking of the right.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Johnny Walker posted:

Obama not wearing a flag lapel pin was literally a thing way back. This is the deep thinking of the right.

Drunk Duck still bangs on about Chappaquiddick from time to time. Any/every faux pas Obama ever committed or they dream up to accuse him of committing will be showing up in politoons for decades at least.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Only TRUE PATRIOTS show their devotion to the country by the emptiest, minute fluff like lapel pins or pointless tweets. Actual actions and effort is just socialism and too costly.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Captain_Maclaine posted:

Drunk Duck still bangs on about Chappaquiddick from time to time. Any/every faux pas Obama ever committed or they dream up to accuse him of committing will be showing up in politoons for decades at least.

Stantis and Allie will have twin tombstones that both read 'BUT HER EMAILS!!!!'

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

This man's got my vote. Thanks Branco!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Why does Vlad have a dick nose?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Alhazred posted:

So I checked out the new DBD and :stare:

At this point I have no sympathy. It's like a man shoving his dick in a rat trap for the ninth time. You are compelled to be damaged, so be damaged.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

This 4/20, Re-Elect Mayor de-BLAZE-io.

Why is a mayoral election being held in April?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Ivanka Trump's role in the White House – Ivanka Trump, the former businesswoman and fashion model, briefly took her father’s seat during a G20 session in Hamburg, prompting claims of nepotism and a heavy dose of sarcasm about her diplomatic credentials"

Telegraph:

May must quit now, says chief Davis ally: Devastating attack by former Chief Whip as 'kamikaze' hardliners move against the PM

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Tory MPs attack Theresa May after she reaches out to Labour for policy ideas

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
may trashing never gets old

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Feb 15, 2016

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

I'm sure that's supposed to be Tillerson on the accordion, but damned if I'm not getting a real Brezhnev vibe off it.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Fulchrum posted:

Why is a mayoral election being held in April?

Don't worry about it.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ZDar Fan posted:

Don't worry about it.



I think thats the earliest example I can remember of a movie knowing it has a huge plot hole, then trying to self awarely call attention to it rather than fixing it.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan

loquacius posted:

Before I left for work I considered posting a cropped screenshot of what Muir thinks a person covered in mud looks like because it turns out he went with "grotesque melting body-horror monster" but that would probably violate the DBD ban so instead I'm just talking about it

Oh, you mean... :nws: :nms:... something like this? Or is it this one?
I ain't afraid of no Johnny Law! you come take me, pigs, you hear? You come take me!

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Stop talking about DbD, you broken fucks. :mad:

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




I've seen plenty of dick chins in political cartoons but scrotum chin is a new one.

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Oh, just post a link to the whole page, like we all know you want to.

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