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Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

adults who unironically post minion memes are terminally hosed in the head and should probably all be on some kind of government watch list

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the bitcoin of weed posted:

they're mostly brainwashing are aunts and uncles, from what I can tell

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:35

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

aware of dog posted:

https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/884490993319464963

the translation is from /r/neoliberal but the speech otherwise seems about as reasonable as you can expect from a centrist

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:35

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

thats a lot of words for "our economy is built on our banks loving them out of every red cent they ever produce"

Well, no poo poo, its a modern 1st world economy. That is kind of assumed to be the case at this point

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:35

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

consumed by normies posted:

lmao

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:36

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

minions are a government psyop using pill shaped yellow men to drug you with messages on the cyberspace through memetic format, yellow pill men introduced through an elaborate indoctrination of invading popular american culture first and foremost via dispensing them through the mainstream by way of access of media entertainment in movie forms, known as Despicable Me

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:36

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SportsFunhouse/status/884493741737873408

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:36

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

A Handed Missus posted:

yeah same

im cheeky putin peaking around the tower

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:37

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

logikv9 posted:

There's gonna be a new healthcare bill every week for the next 4 years

wasn't this what the house did as a political stunt while Obama was in charge? Basically "we keep sending him new bills & he won't sign them, Obama hates your health!!! :argh:

so they're doing the same thing except vetoing their own bills even though the person in charge will sign literally anything if he can say it's a win.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:37

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

https://twitter.com/NYTnickc/status/884490005267324929

i am 100% sure i went to high school with this person if it was the caller lol

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:37

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Joementum posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/pdacosta/status/884492502476234752

These briefings are literally useless. Havent checked, will get back to you, haven't asked the president, gently caress you.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:37

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

logikv9 posted:

There's gonna be a new healthcare bill every week for the next 4 years

Hell yeah to rolling infrastructure week and rolling healthcare week

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:37

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

montclair is a great and wonderful town, btw

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:38

a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

something most people don't know is that the minions movie was literally about hitler

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:38

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

A Handed Missus posted:

yeah same

"Did I do that"

George W Urkle jewishly performing 911 attacks

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:38

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

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gregday: May 23, 2003

thrawn527 posted:

What was this? It must have been deleted fast.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:39

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

thats a lot of words for "our economy is built on our banks loving them out of every red cent they ever produce"

i'll take it

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:39

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

jBrereton posted:

Hell yeah to rolling infrastructure week and rolling healthcare week

when is rolling coal week?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:40

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

gregday posted:

bwahahahahahaha!!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:40

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

A Handed Missus posted:

yeah same

Joementum posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/pdacosta/status/884492502476234752

SHSANDERS45

SheHuck trying to drag that name in the mud :bernpop:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is 45

Sanders is 45

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:40

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

How does the press pool sit there and maintain straight faces when she says stuff like that? Ed Balls, don't fail me now.

More press people should be Ashley Parker

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:40

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

A Handed Missus posted:

I knew I was justified in my hatred for U2

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:41

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Donny has lawyered up

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/884496982265532416

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:41

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

What minion is Don Jr?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:41

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

fashy minions

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:42

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

Donny has lawyered up

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/884496982265532416

Somebody look up this lawyer and tell us how much of a scumbag they are please.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:42

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Joementum posted:

This is true. He does have that power. It's one of the few the constitution grants him and he should definitely use it.

First order of business in the special session is abolishing the unconstitutional air force, obviously.

why do you hate the air force so much joe

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:42

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Donny has lawyered up

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/884496982265532416

Yea I'll say whatever for congress whatever, no big deal, buncha schmoozes :sniff:

*hires lawyer*

what can i say tho?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:42

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

Elephanthead posted:

What minion is Don Jr?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:43

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

gregday posted:

He reminds me of the ruskie Klingons in classic Star Trek with a tribble on his head

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:43

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

I'm super glad that Minions is both a thing that I had to watch dozens of times while babysitting my nephews and also now a political meme.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:43

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde