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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



future batteries will be graphene nano-composites and will definitely be much more energy dense, by at least one order of magnitude within 10 years. simple chemical batteries are so 20th century

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

MF_James posted:

I've always wanted a combustion engine right next to my dick, I would feel very powerful with it.

vaping is fuckin dumb, man

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Deteriorata posted:

Not many. Thermoelectric generators are only about 10% efficient, so you need a lot of heat for a little bit of power. You will get that little bit of power for several decades, though.

Radioisotope thermoelectric generators coupled with capacitors then? The battery of the future.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Dillbag posted:

vaping is fuckin dumb, man

I'm a real man and smoke cigarettes not your fancy vapor crap.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjtunKxS_PU

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

MF_James posted:

I've always wanted a combustion engine right next to my dick, I would feel very powerful with it.

Then Wankel is your solution.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

Papa Emeritus III posted:

Before recently moving to OH, I lived in FL and worked as a crime scene technician for a crime scene clean up company.

Now that there's no risk of getting fired, any chance of a thread? "I have an interesting job" threads are why I paid Lowtax my :10bux: in the first place.

EDIT: Content, stolen from the Schadenfreude thread

One table to put your ladder on is clearly insufficient. Two is much better.

ExecuDork fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jul 10, 2017

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE


that fire is so pretty and so deadly.

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD

MF_James posted:

that fire is so pretty and so deadly.

Molten sulfur is blood red, too. It's just a gorgeous chemical before you even get into the different allotropes.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

God, my grandmother used to burn "sulfur candles" in her greenhouse each Spring to, basically, kill everything living. Plant, or animal. Sulfur Dioxide will take you down fast.

There must not be a live insect within 10 miles of that fire.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Jeoh posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hCqYsR_2wI

Bus drivers falling asleep at the wheel in Korea? Why I never...

Yikes. I watched it and wondered where the rest of the car was that the bus comes to rest on. Then I counted the wheels and realised it was the whole car, but in an area only a third normal size.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
ulphur
















Sulphur

(Write that down in your copybooks)

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Because you can never have too many outlets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYLNyQP0pw

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

nerdz posted:

Because you can never have too many outlets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYLNyQP0pw

gr...grover?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

nerdz posted:

Because you can never have too many outlets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYLNyQP0pw

What the hell... Is that a joke?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jeoh posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hCqYsR_2wI

Bus drivers falling asleep at the wheel in Korea? Why I never...

Jesus there's no car left

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKkvJhNGhiw

"Grab a bukkit of water!"

I woulda' thrown the breaker myself. Series arc faults like this don't carry enough current to trip a standard circuit breaker but do have enough energy to start a nasty fire.

The NFPA requires on new construction AFCI (arc fault circuit interrupters) in certain areas like bedrooms to stop this sort of thing, however AFCI breakers are are more complex than a GFCI (I believe the breakers actually have a little microprocessor in them to detect the signals arcing cause), more expensive, and I also believe that things like motors can cause them to nuisance trip.

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jul 11, 2017

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

God, my grandmother used to burn "sulfur candles" in her greenhouse each Spring to, basically, kill everything living. Plant, or animal. Sulfur Dioxide will take you down fast.

There must not be a live insect within 10 miles of that fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmkmStZc240

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
Outlets!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc-O3_Mhj9I

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

Three-Phase posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKkvJhNGhiw

"Grab a bukkit of water!"

I woulda' thrown the breaker myself. Series arc faults like this don't carry enough current to trip a standard circuit breaker but do have enough energy to start a nasty fire.

The NFPA requires on new construction AFCI (arc fault circuit interrupters) in certain areas like bedrooms to stop this sort of thing, however AFCI breakers are are more complex than a GFCI (I believe the breakers actually have a little microprocessor in them to detect the signals arcing cause), more expensive, and I also believe that things like motors can cause them to nuisance trip.

"Yup, that's burnt"

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

ExecuDork posted:

Now that there's no risk of getting fired, any chance of a thread? "I have an interesting job" threads are why I paid Lowtax my :10bux: in the first place.
I also did trauma cleanup (not primarily though, our restoration company got them here and there, wasn't our bread & butter). Generally speaking, it was awful work without much of an interesting story. You have to wear a full tyvek suit, gloves, respirator. Everything you demolish gets bagged in medical waste bags or sharps boxes. By the time we got there, coroner had removed the body and most of the chunks, so we were basically just removing any building material with blood stains. Dealing with the customers was pretty awful, as we had no training in, I dunno, talking to people about the horrible death of their loved ones.

We had one job where a guy had shot his girlfriend and then himself - Cleanup involved removing all the kitchen tile, and then a chunk of ceiling (he shot, you know, upwards). The girlfriend survived, but was in the hospital so the apartment was empty. Some contractor looking guy knocked and then let himself in, and I started in on the "This is a contaminated site, I can't have you in here, etc". Turns out he's the girl's dad, collecting stuff to bring her. He was pretty cool though, strangely upbeat. Talked poo poo about the boyfriend, grabbed some stuff, took off.

We had another one that just came in as a post construction cleaning (literally just a final cleaning of a house after renovations done by another company). I sent a crew out, and a couple hours later I get a call from the crew chief, and he's *pissed*. When he got there, the client, a middle aged man, was just walking around in a daze, occasionally crying, just looked awful apparently. The crew chief, not knowing any better and just looking to make small talk asks the guy what happened, you know, was it a fire or was it water damage that required all the construction? The guy looks at him, sorta in shock and confusion, and says 'my daughter was murdered'. Turns out the adjuster that gave us the work didn't bother mentioning that because he figured between the last name and the town, we would have realised (it was a big news story).

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Three-Phase posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKkvJhNGhiw

"Grab a bukkit of water!"

I woulda' thrown the breaker myself. Series arc faults like this don't carry enough current to trip a standard circuit breaker but do have enough energy to start a nasty fire.

The NFPA requires on new construction AFCI (arc fault circuit interrupters) in certain areas like bedrooms to stop this sort of thing, however AFCI breakers are are more complex than a GFCI (I believe the breakers actually have a little microprocessor in them to detect the signals arcing cause), more expensive, and I also believe that things like motors can cause them to nuisance trip.

Call the fire department :laffo:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

MF_James posted:

that fire is so pretty and so deadly.

Yeah, that it surprisingly beautiful, like liquid flame flowing across the ground.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
My dad visited a friend from church's house to look at some of their receptacles and it turns out they were all backstab connected - poorly. So poorly in fact that some of the receptacles were charred and fell apart in his hands as he pulled them from their boxes.

He looked at them and said "Do you realize how close you were to having your entire home burn to the ground?"

So yeah, when buying a home make sure you have someone check that kind of thing. It's nothing to screw around with. (Pardon the pun.)

On the lighter side: I think I found PhotonicInduction's crazier, Australian brother:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SWnLeXatrw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8 <-- It's like a chain chomp!

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jul 11, 2017

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yeah, that it surprisingly beautiful, like liquid flame flowing across the ground.

It's like fire in zero gravity, coming up in waves.


You reminded me of Event Horizon.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



nerdz posted:

Because you can never have too many outlets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYLNyQP0pw

This is a grow operation before all the plants go in, yes? Just with weird ideas about where lights go?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Hubis posted:

"Yup, that's burnt"

Yeah, the ending sucks. I was waiting for him to either get a nasty shock through the screwdriver or just...I dunno...lick it or something, because that makes about as much loving sense as working on the drat thing without bothering to at least trip the breaker.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Three-Phase posted:

I think I found PhotonicInduction's crazier, Australian brother:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SWnLeXatrw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8 <-- It's like a chain chomp!

Nah, too much safety equipment to be kin to photonic.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Corporate America presents: The Wheel (Excel version)

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Somehow deflated to ambient pressure at altitude and sealed on the way back down?

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2WmpsrVrTg

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
the future of mobile electricity is an elaborate system of rails, carrying energized cables to each person

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

i'm using antimatter batteries for extra long life

it's fine i'm not going to drop it stop being paranoid. :rolleyes:

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Three-Phase posted:


On the lighter side: I think I found PhotonicInduction's crazier, Australian brother:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SWnLeXatrw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8 <-- It's like a chain chomp!

Ed's pretty cool and generally safe. Worked in a factory which made and serviced pumps, then on to plastic extruders. I think the most dangerous thing he made was his little electric motorbike it was sad when his uploads petered off. Nothing like Photon who would happily have thousands of volts inches from his hands, that said Photon is a professional lunatic.

Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing

Three-Phase posted:

On the lighter side: I think I found PhotonicInduction's crazier, Australian brother:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SWnLeXatrw

I can tell that he is attempting to do something here, but I can not figure out what that would be.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Anta posted:

I can tell that he is attempting to do something here, but I can not figure out what that would be.

It's a common thing in Australia to make a firepit out of a washing machine drum.

This is one of those, with an engine and oil injection.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Memento posted:

It's a common thing in Australia to make a firepit out of a washing machine drum.
Funnily enough a mate recently brought one from Bunnings and noted it looked just like a washing machine drum just sprayed black with legs added.

However I do know people who make excellent braziers from old tall gas cylinders that have the top and bottom lopped off, get airholes drilled in and then weilded to a catchment tray made from a circular plowing bit and star droppers weilded to that as legs.

Just keep dropping hunks of Redgum into it and your guests are kept toasty warm all night.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow
This thread personified:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSl_ebjR78
(some are fake yadda yadda)

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

It's a common thing in Australia to make a firepit out of a washing machine drum.

Australia should sue Hooters for stealing their slogan.

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