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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



timefly posted:

*FGM poo poo*

These guys would make perfect ISIS/Al Qaeda recruits. Hell, that might be what ultimately happens to Middle Eastern incels.

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bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete

Domestic Amuse posted:

These guys would make perfect ISIS/Al Qaeda recruits. Hell, that might be what ultimately happens to Middle Eastern incels.

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Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

SciFiDownBeat posted:

bloom posted:
Also "boobcrack" is a really funny sounding word when you say it a bunch of times.

I really hope the guy a few desks down from me is reading this thread, and testing this theory, rather than having a mental breakdown.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
It's me and it's both.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I have irreversible damage to my dick + balls fyi

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




What is a CHUD?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What is a CHUD?

C.H.U.D. is an acronym for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller," from the monster film of the same name.

It has come into fashion to describe gross or unpleasant weirdos in general.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
CHUDs were definitely down to gently caress and I'm sure they also hosed so incels better not try to claim them

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Is it similar or equivalent to "chode"? In the common parlance I mean

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Taken from the Bitcoin thread:

quote:

How dick pics reviews can help the DNM community.
submitted 21 hours ago by AlpraKorean
I feel dick pics can really boost the morale of this place. Say you see a nice big dick, you think "woah, that's a nice dick", your not gay but you get a little exited cause penises are cool. On the flip side a ugly small dick can boost morale even more. If your weenis is even 1cm bigger you will feel good about yourself and your body, promoting a positive body image.

Dick pics let you know where you fall on the caste system and learn to accept it. A person with a small dick will not try to stir endless arguments with a big dick equipped member of the community, as he knows his place. At the same time the big dicked member will show mercy and empathy to the small dick member because he feels bad for him because he has a little weenis.

Thirdly, penis will benefit us on behalf of LE. LE will either shy away because fear of penis, or they will become fags and have no time to investigate crimes because they will be to busy being obsessed with penis.

This is just a suggestion, as ever since bailey jay left we have been missing a sense of lust, confusion, and community.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

quote:

ever since bailey jay left

Wait, really? Time to be a volcel :(

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
God drat, 90% of these guys could be cured with the same advice.

1. Stop reading this redpill/incel poo poo.
2. Get your mental illness treated
3. Get a haircut
4. Take a shower
5. Develop a loving activity that doesn't involve being in your room or in the company of other hopeless manchildren. Get a job. Join the army. Find a coed club. loving go to church, anything.
6. Stop thinking you deserve a partner who's better looking than yourself.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Zil posted:

Taken from the Bitcoin thread:


quote:

Thirdly, penis will benefit us on behalf of LE. LE will either shy away because fear of penis, or they will become fags and have no time to investigate crimes because they will be to busy being obsessed with penis.

LOL if they think adult penises will scare off people whose job it is to investigate child porn.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Domestic Amuse posted:

These guys would make perfect ISIS/Al Qaeda recruits. Hell, that might be what ultimately happens to Middle Eastern incels.

It 100% is the case. Al Qaeda, IS, and (I would bet) literally ever other extremist group ever use as their primary weapon the weaponized masculine insecurity of their recruits.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Imagined posted:

6. Stop thinking you deserve a partner who's better looking than yourself.

Amendment: if you want a partner who's better looking than yourself, be prepared to pay for it in different ways. Like their own special concoction of mental illnesses.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Zil posted:

Taken from the Bitcoin thread:

Homeboy just wants to see some dicks.

Though what is the DNM community? I can't keep up with all the acronyms.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Darknet Markets

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Imagined posted:

God drat, 90% of these guys could be cured with the same advice.

1. Stop reading this redpill/incel poo poo.
2. Get your mental illness treated
3. Get a haircut
4. Take a shower
5. Develop a loving activity that doesn't involve being in your room or in the company of other hopeless manchildren. Get a job. Join the army. Find a coed club. loving go to church, anything.
6. Stop thinking you deserve a partner who's better looking than yourself.
But where does the victim complex fit in? :psyduck:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

mind the walrus posted:

But where does the victim complex fit in? :psyduck:

You don't have to worry about that fitting in. It will make the room it needs.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Is it similar or equivalent to "chode"? In the common parlance I mean

It's roughly on par with "fuckboy" and "failson" and "smooth brain", ie insults used by people who are still operating at the level where insulting people they disagree with over the internet is totally cool but they still want to be woke enough to not want to offend marginalizaed groups when they're trying to hurt peoples' feelings with words

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Bogan King posted:

You don't have to worry about that fitting in. It will make the room it needs.
Sounds like my first time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Slugworth posted:

The craziest thing is, you'd think they were designed to eat bamboo since it's all they eat, but nope, it's a poo poo nutrition source for them, so they have to eat ungodly amounts of it. Just eat something else, panda!!

I read somewhere that if you feed pandas a normal bear diet of honey, berries, and hikers, they'll thrive on it, but once you give them one taste of bamboo they're all "where have you been all my life" and won't touch anything else. The parallels with an incel who finally gets a girl who'll put out are are obvious.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

But where does the victim complex fit in? :psyduck:

Step 2.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Imagined posted:

God drat, 90% of these guys could be cured with the same advice.

1. Stop reading this redpill/incel poo poo.
2. Get your mental illness treated
3. Get a haircut
4. Take a shower
5. Develop a loving activity that doesn't involve being in your room or in the company of other hopeless manchildren. Get a job. Join the army. Find a coed club. loving go to church, anything.
6. Stop thinking you deserve a partner who's better looking than yourself.

Is step 5 not basically saying they should pretend to be someone else to get laid (because getting laid is super important)

I mean they should get jobs regardless but from my experience you can still remain in your shell while in a job.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Benny Harvey posted:

Is step 5 not basically saying they should pretend to be someone else to get laid (because getting laid is super important)

I mean they should get jobs regardless but from my experience you can still remain in your shell while in a job.

Why would someone need to "pretend to be someone else" in order to develop a hobby?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pththya-lyi posted:

Why would someone need to "pretend to be someone else" in order to develop a hobby?

I guess because I'm imagining these guys as being really attached to hobbies that a lot of other people find pathetic. Basically, I think it might be better and should also be acceptable for them to just give up on getting laid if their hobbies make them happy.

To be honest, as someone who doesn't really gravitate towards anything naturally, practically anything I do feels like I'm pretending to be someone else.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pththya-lyi posted:

Why would someone need to "pretend to be someone else" in order to develop a hobby?
"I am vain, arrogant, and more than a little narcissistic, and having to grow beyond these flaws involves a level of acting, compromise, and fortitude I am not capable of."

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Benny Harvey posted:

I guess because I'm imagining these guys as being really attached to hobbies that a lot of other people find pathetic. Basically, I think it might be better and should also be acceptable for them to just give up on getting laid if their hobbies make them happy.

To be honest, as someone who doesn't really gravitate towards anything naturally, practically anything I do feels like I'm pretending to be someone else.
No matter how pathetic the hobby, there will be women who do said hobby. You can meet those women, and have sex with them.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Slugworth posted:

No matter how pathetic the hobby, there will be women who do said hobby. You can meet those women, and have sex with them.

So you disagree when people say they should get different hobbies?

E: though let's be honest it's all just a crap shoot- the less people that do a hobby the harder it will be to meet available women who want to have sex or a relationship with you.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Benny Harvey posted:

So you disagree when people say they should get different hobbies?

E: though let's be honest it's all just a crap shoot- the less people that do a hobby the harder it will be to meet available women who want to have sex or a relationship with you.
Any hobby has social outlets. Like, even if your hobby is inherently solo, you can still meet with others to discuss that hobby.

As to being a crapshoot, of course it is. Nobody is guaranteed or owed a relationship. Everything in life is a crapshoot.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



There is nothing wrong with branching out into other, more social hobbies. You might even find you enjoy them!

PS: Passively consuming media, such as video games, films, and cartoons may barely fit the dictionary definition of "hobby" but is pretty piss weak.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Benny Harvey posted:

Is step 5 not basically saying they should pretend to be someone else to get laid (because getting laid is super important)

I mean they should get jobs regardless but from my experience you can still remain in your shell while in a job.

I just quit a job that had literally one woman employee and was 90% 50+ yo men

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I just quit a job that had literally one woman employee and was 90% 50+ yo men

Why do you bring it up?

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
I had a roommate years ago who never went out, just wanted to sit around all day and play games or watch Youtube videos. He went online and found a kinda weird, socially awkward girl who was pretty good-looking and just wanted to sit around all day watching Youtube with him. As far as I know they're living together and happy to this day. There is always a chance, no matter how intensely boring your personality, you just have to find a way to talk to people.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




That job would have made a hypothetical incel a million times worse

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Gadzuko posted:

I had a roommate years ago who never went out, just wanted to sit around all day and play games or watch Youtube videos. He went online and found a kinda weird, socially awkward girl who was pretty good-looking and just wanted to sit around all day watching Youtube with him. As far as I know they're living together and happy to this day. There is always a chance, no matter how intensely boring your personality, you just have to find a way to talk to people.

I find PBS space time the most exciting poo poo ever and even I've had an active sex life

Its all about persistence but persistence is too much work they wanna poo poo post online instead

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
There are plenty of women who would date them and maybe even marry them. Problem is, they don't want girls who might want them. They're stuck in the idiotic romcom nonsense where the loser, freak, weird dude somehow gets with a gorgeous girl. It never even crosses what passes for their minds that there are girls they'd love being with, if only they were as smart as they think they are.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
The emphasis on getting hobbies when trying to troubleshoot incels is still a little weird to me. I have a bunch of hobbies that are conventionally attractive but that basically don't ever involve interacting with a broader group of people.

  • I've been teaching myself to play guitar but it's mostly classical type stuff so it's a solo endavour, when my progress slows down or I feel stuck I'll probably just pay for individual lessons
  • I cook and experiment with food often but I cook only for myself and occasionally a friend
  • I exercise at an outdoor gym early in the day so I mostly don't even see other people and when I do they're focused on finishing their sets well and on time so they can make it to work too
  • I learn languages but I travel relatively frequently (not hard when I can drive to the nearest international border in slightly over an hour and can buy one way plane or bus tickets to other countries for ~25 Euros) and have a small but very international circle of friends I've known for years so I can get my spoken practice without meeting any new people, in the few cases I've taken a tutor to work on pronunciation which is harder to self-correct it was just 1 on 1, me with an older teacher
  • I've considered buying a decent starter camera to try real photography because people occasionally compliment photos I take on nature/city walks or when I travel but that too is just me and the camera.

These are all things I've seen suggested but at least in my experience, even though I've been doing each of them for at least 2 years now, I've never met any new people through them. Good hobbies really aren't a panacea if you don't make an effort to engage with other people.

SaltyJesus fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Jul 11, 2017

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
Meeting people through your hobby isn't really the point though. Having hobbies is good because it makes you more interesting and gives you stuff to talk about. If it's social and you meet people, great, but if not you can talk about places you've been, what you like to cook, and so on. There are lots of ways to meet people.

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I didn't even say hobby I said activity, I don't care if you take your dog to the dog park or something, just anything to make you get dressed, take a shower, leave your dungeon and go out where you might have to talk to people.

And the one goon who said you can meet a girl who likes the same lifestyle as you is right. My wife and I basically stayed in our room playing computer games side by side together for almost ten years before we had a kid who forced us to become, for lack of a better word, normies. Luckily (for us and our son) by then we were ready to grow up anyway.

I had a buddy growing up who never even kissed a girl until he was 30. For ten years he pined over this one girl who was at least five points hotter than him on any scale. Finally he gave up on her and met someone through livejournal who actually liked him. She cut his hair, changed his wardrobe and married him. The difference is my friend didn't have this toxic club of losers to nurture his loneliness. He was still social and just went on with his life like a person until he met someone.

Imagined fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Jul 11, 2017

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