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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

orange sky posted:

ahahahaha OK I'm gonna call bullshit



snow

flakes

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

orange sky posted:

gently caress yeah, kill not only the rurals, but all their kids too

https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/884063877784379393

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Ah, so they merely thought they will be committing treason when they invited the kgb lawyer but she lied so no treason?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

The most 2017 thing possible is the mattering ends up being written on the style of HP Lovecraft.

The piss tape turns all who view it into shrieking fish monsters.

I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.

And it was then that Trump came out of the Escalator.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also jong-un really obviously assassinating his own brother for no reason and then getting mad when malaysia actually csi'd it and managed to work out exactly what went down

Please Stop Investigating My Brother's Death

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/884007983759405056

:sicko:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/884770144765059073

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

gently caress YES!!

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I eagerly await for the Trump Family press conference where Trump says "The Aristocrats!", drops the mic and leaves on a private jet to Cuba where he reveals he's a communist now

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


ok i get that you hate your empty life but why the gently caress would you shoot up a baby

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

wait whats the other third

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Chokes McGee posted:

well then reserve me a loving spot in Dagon's domain cause here I come

Yeah I'm still going to watch it. There is no force on this Earth that will stop me from watching the piss tape.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/884789418455953413

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/884789839522140166

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Jazerus posted:

yes but there's a certain type of rural person that takes incredible pride in turning their brain off and refusing to participate if they see "foreign" words

:thunk:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/884766285694775296

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/884787939032670209

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/884788493091844097

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/884789161055711232

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Al! posted:

wait whats the other third

Coke? I guess

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich


orange sky posted:

gently caress yeah, kill not only the rurals, but all their kids too

Those children just had economic anxiety

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


so does jr just not realize what he did wrong or

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Al! posted:

wait whats the other third

cocaine/meth/spice

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Jazerus posted:

these people do exist. they're the ones who think starbucks' size system is really hard to decipher

millions of paul rudds

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Yinlock posted:

ok i get that you hate your empty life but why the gently caress would you shoot up a baby

why would people vote trump, same answer (they're idiots)

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

orange sky posted:

I eagerly await for the Trump Family press conference where Trump says "The Democrats!", drops the mic and leaves on a private jet to Cuba where he reveals he's a communist now

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Al! posted:

wait whats the other third

marijuana buddy

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Secondary question, why is the us compared to a bunch of continents including North America?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Rob Goldstone
This iphone speaks many languages

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I mean it's not like the US has the biggest social gap in the world thanks to using those words - the UK classes are somehow defined by, among other things, accent. That's really hard to fake.

The bigger problem in the world is that people like Notch get $2B

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

orange sky posted:

I eagerly await for the Trump Family press conference where Trump says "The Aristocrats!", drops the mic and leaves on a private jet to Cuba where he reveals he's a communist now

No his end game is driving the new aircraft carrier loaded with all the gold from Fort Knox to Russia like water world but with piss instead of oil.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Al! posted:

wait whats the other third

Weed death XD

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



:vince:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


or they're just foreign words, jesus christ

Serf
May 5, 2011


remember how trump said he could shoot someone and it wouldn't make him less popular?

we're about to see his sad spawn post evidence of collusion and get away with it.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ps did we ever get the full donny jr emails

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


HOW THE gently caress DID HE THINK THIS WASN'T INCRIMINATING

WHAT IN THE INCREDIBLE gently caress

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/884788925675581440

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


LOOK AT THIS

LOOK

loving LOOK

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



lmao

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005




his lawyer just had a stroke

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





go away

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Are Other Languages Actually A Weapon To Oppress The Poor

(answer is actually yes because everything is, but it's still a dumb weapon drat it)

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