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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Chokes McGee posted:

I don't know if you can pardon treason. Isn't that outside the Executive powers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0GCKXZTV8E

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Chokes McGee posted:

don jr. admitted everything russia related in an email

this is not hyperbole or a troll post

he did it

he actually loving did it and then confirmed in a tweet that the email was real today

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ben carson split my brain into two separate halves - a daycrew hemisphere and a knightqrew hemisphere

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/757538729170964481

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gringostar posted:

which is real

your face is real :owned:

Serf
May 5, 2011


logikv9 posted:

I would visit the sinkhole and partake in the celebrations

there will be a national day of mourning as the other news networks will wonder aloud how something like this could've happened

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
trump is absolutely 100% going to start pardoning people and there's nothing anyone can do about it except impeachment so strap the gently caress in

at this I'm seriously thinking the FBI will arrest the president of the united states

what other choice do they have

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




the most punchable face in washington

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/bobbybigwheel/status/884808745020162048

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Brother Friendship posted:

I'm so happy to experience this all in real time and through C-Spam. Probably the highlight of my life.

:same:
lmao at anyone doing it any other way :coal:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SKULL.GIF posted:

don jr tweeted this



lmao how did I miss goldstone revealing a line of communication directly to trump

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

TheWevel posted:

any nerds compare this to harry potter yet?

No, because they wouldn't anyone this dumb near a wand, you think squibs actually couldn't do magic? They were just too dumb to trust with the powers to bend reality to their will




gently caress, trap sprung :smith:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




:thunk:

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/TPM/status/884808363112116225

Ted Cruz, visibly sweating: UH - UH - OBAMA!!!!!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

Dear Reality, it's not you. It's me.

It was exciting until you came along and now I can't stop thinking about you, Reality

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

ben carson split my brain into two separate halves - a daycrew hemisphere and a knightqrew hemisphere

no he didnt

he put you on an LSD IV and you woke to your true gemini nature

orange sky
May 7, 2007

How is Fox News gonna spin this

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Gringostar posted:

nope

president can pardon anyone but himself for any crime

he is going to pardon "Donald J. Trump, Jr." and then quickly cross out the "Jr." part with a Sharpie when nobody is looking

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Chokes McGee posted:

trump is absolutely 100% going to start pardoning people and there's nothing anyone can do about it except impeachment so strap the gently caress in

at this I'm seriously thinking the FBI will arrest the president of the united states

what other choice do they have

could commit him to a psych ward

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

The Russians have blackmail on our president and worked with a campaign to influence american politics when possible

if 9/11 broke america mind, maybe I break american spirit now da? - Putin

I could very well be wrong, but I don't think any of the trumps will go to jail or even leave the administration for this.

Nor will trump be harmed at all.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

what the gently caress is happening, I say for the 172nd day in a row

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Gringostar posted:

nope

president can pardon anyone but himself for any crime

it helps if you love the person you're pardoning tho

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao how did I miss goldstone revealing a line of communication directly to trump

because twitter suckss mebbe :shrug:

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



Here we want to schedule enough events all in a row to separate The Don and Junior for as long as possible. If we extend the separation long enough, we can trigger Junior's breakdown cutscene, thereby sequence breaking all the way past the investigation. This saves 5 months, minimum, from the run.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Celery Jello posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/884808363112116225

Ted Cruz, visibly sweating: UH - UH - OBAMA!!!!!

ted i'm gonna need you to unpack this one for me

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I don't think another 9/11 would have the same effect. No way would an episode of Last Man Standing be interrupted to show footage of the terror attack.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/884807646162931713

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

ted i'm gonna need you to unpack this one for me

Obama.

It is because Obama.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

fuckin 2017 lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i just met you
and this is crazy
heres proof of spying
arrest me maybe

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Celery Jello posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/884808363112116225

Ted Cruz, visibly sweating: UH - UH - OBAMA!!!!!

always blame the black man

god conservatives are so predictable

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/884800422090768385

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

every republican official in office is running on Trump in 2020 and/or licking his rear end if currently in office.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bedpan posted:

Obama.

It is because Obama.

:thunk:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TheWevel posted:

any nerds compare this to harry potter yet?

This is like when people drove through parking lots and shouted "Snape kills Dumbledore" at the people waiting in line for the bookstore to open.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

DJT Jr is the smartest boy in the world, goddam. GODDAM

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I love the arrested development / trump overlay

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Obama is a felon.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

galenanorth posted:

this day is the best thing that could possibly happen aside from the release of the piss tape

The day is young

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Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

bedpan posted:

Obama.

It is because Obama.

Thanks Obama

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