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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

for you, the day Donny jr colluded with the Russians and released proof was the most important day of your life. but for Donny jr it was Tuesday

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Stupid Post Maker posted:

Trump Jr.'s lawyer is going to be digging hard into the affluenza kid's case. Can't blame someone for being retarded and lovely when they grew up wealthy

this is true, none of us can judge the wealthy

my friend the lamp post over there however can

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

why did he loving do it

imjust trying to get into the right brainspace here but i dont understand how he thought this would help himself

the thanatos drive is strong I guess

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Jr: A body pillow can never be used against you, they can't prove a thing

His mom: Actually

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

you dipshit you were his best friend for like a year and a half, we all remember it.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

It's after noon, today is not the day to remain sober.

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/884811933689499648

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Impeaching Trump would be a disaster for Republicans. He is the Great White Hope. The "GOVERNMENT" is who they will have take the blame for taking down Trump.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


alnilam posted:

Honestly if i were a republican leader rn here's what I'd do:

give up on trump and impeach him over reussia stuff, then use this scandal to get support to double down on the :airquote: election integrity :airquote: thing, insist that dems work with me on it because look we have proof th russians were involved, but actually use it to implement massive voter suppression

Ok but now imagine what you'd do in this situation and you're also insanely dumb. Like holy poo poo how do you dress yourself levels of dumb.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

that first bulletpoint holy lol

also a lot of these bulletpoints happen to be financially related

so basically rich assholes always do a collusion

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
how many more hits can the Anti-Mattering Shield take


are there any other journos on twitter publicly losing their minds over this

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/884811864751865857

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/darth/status/884812673841414144

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Unperson_47 posted:

but didn't most states including trumpstaffel ones say gently caress you to this

right but if i switch from trying to deflect the russia stuff to embracing it fully, i might be able to cajole more support

idk I'm just wondering when and why the gop will finally decide to cut trump loose if ever

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lastgirl posted:

Baghdadi is dead?

thats like the third time now

Well sometimes there's downsides to living in the actual Marvel Comics universe where Hydra took over America.

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/884798058881576960

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Monkey Fracas posted:

how many more hits can the Anti-Mattering Shield take

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

alnilam posted:

Honestly if i were a republican leader rn here's what I'd do:

give up on trump and impeach him over reussia stuff, then use this scandal to get support to double down on the :airquote: election integrity :airquote: thing, insist that dems work with me on it because look we have proof th russians were involved, but actually use it to implement massive voter suppression

the issue is you lose the MAGA CHUD base who primary you or refuse to vote because you become the backstabbers.

and Donald would whip his cultists international a GOP civil war because he has no loyalty.

it all loving rules

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I thought conservatives thought Jessup was the good guy

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

It's after noon, today is not the day to remain sober.

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/884811933689499648

lol if you've been sober at all the last couple of weeksyears

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Sir Tonk posted:

none of them think they did anything wrong

Ah yes the Homer defense

https://youtu.be/0V_E_Jnyhks

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

broke brain o the year

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Well sometimes there's downsides to living in the actual Marvel Comics universe where Hydra took over America.

goddamit i sometimes have to fight a handful of Hand on my daily commute but I never asked for an immortal, this mystical poo poo is some bullshit

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
wonder what donald j trump is doing right now lmao

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/64858829552238592

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

jfc

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
fuk u cspam i was supposed 2 get work done today

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Fuligin posted:

why did he loving do it

imjust trying to get into the right brainspace here but i dont understand how he thought this would help himself

the thanatos drive is strong I guess

Enormous wealth has insulated Donny Jr. since birth from all consequences. He has never done a single thing that mattered, a single thing that ultimately his name or his wealth would overbalance.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/884776796146851841

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lastgirl posted:

goddamit i sometimes have to fight a handful of Hand on my daily commute but I never asked for an immortal, this mystical poo poo is some bullshit

Yeah well I spent 30 years wanting to be a mutant and now that it's possible I'm only allowed to be some lovely "inhuman". Thanks FOX.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

It's after noon, today is not the day to remain sober.

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/884811933689499648

Eh the author said he was working this story for a full year and got the info from a Whitehouse source (kushner)

Going to take a little more than that to push me into full Putin puppet master mode

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



:bisonyes:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

for you, the day Donny jr colluded with the Russians and released proof was the most important day of your life. but for Donny jr it was Tuesday

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

rear end cobra posted:

wonder what donald j trump is doing right now lmao

http://i.imgur.com/WxAVMPk.gifv

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

rear end cobra posted:

wonder what donald j trump is doing right now lmao

Eating/making GBS threads

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I'm genuinely trying to decide who is dumber: Donald Senior or Donald Junior.

At least Donald Senior can be partially explained by Alzheimer's, senility, and/or toxic hair growth drugs.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i don't think the GOP will get a win on healthcare

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Gringostar posted:

nope

president can pardon anyone but himself for any crime

can he pardon everyone, then take a pill to become comatose temporarily, leaving the VP in charge, let the VP pardon him, then when he wakes up he is a pardoned president

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/MattLaslo/status/884812598201470976

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/884813927951069184

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