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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Joementum posted:

he posted the emails incriminating himself on twitter??? :psyduck:

so uh joe is russia real yet? has this sort of thing ever happened before? what is happening

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Freshwater is Jellyfishman's ultimate enemy tho

I've encountered fresh water jellies in the lakes I work in upstate NY

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

this is a master move from don jr, now nobody can possibly prosecute him for obstruction of justice. he's bulletproof.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


zegermans posted:

more like kekistocracy

A system of government in which a country is ruled by anime body pillows

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush sounds completely side slammed by this. He is completely confused. This was worth the listen.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

joementum is actually don jr guys, suck it libs

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Don Jr. has a family that he is about to leave for cigarettes but will be right back.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/884799153926230016

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
maybe jr thinks the tweets are inadmissible because nobody read him his miranda rights before his confession

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/actioncookbook/status/884799791191949312

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol at the last word also being looked up

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


every subsequent generation born to wealth gets progressively more arrogant and cocky, as well as stupid

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

My brain wrinkles, where have they gone, what have you done with them

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004
post the piss tape don jr

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

he posted the emails incriminating himself on twitter??? :psyduck:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK

loving LOOK



The suit burns better

LOOK

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

lmao theyre just gonna play it off and nothing is gonna happen

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
TODAY OWNS

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Mo_Steel posted:

Hey guys anything new since this morn-


Hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can we call this Infrastructure Week 2?

Infrastructure week never ended.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
collusion

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Ramadu posted:

so uh joe is russia real yet? has this sort of thing ever happened before? what is happening

Russia isn't real Russia isn't real Russia isn't real

https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

maybe jr thinks the tweets are inadmissible because nobody read him his miranda rights before his confession

That's why its very important to have the cyber okay

very important to have cyber laws

Ghost in the Shell Cyber Police the twitters

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

he posted the emails incriminating himself on twitter??? :psyduck:

oh yeah joe dont forget the first email has kushner and manafort cc'd on the chain so its not just incriminating himself

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
"Especially stuff that happened on the campaign before I joined" - Vice President of definitely not trying to cover his own rear end

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
How loving dumb are these people?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush is completely blown away by this. He is just sputtering.

Congrats Jr, you broke Rush's brain in half.

E: He just sputtered into a hard commercial break. Dude needs at least 15 minutes to get his bullshit straight.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

fits my needs posted:

Russia isn't real Russia isn't real Russia isn't real

https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

It's pretty stupid this tweet doesn't have over 100k likes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Ramadu posted:

has this sort of thing ever happened before?

has a president ever kept records of himself and staff working to criminally manipulate an election and then had that information revealed by the bumbling fools he kept around the office, you ask?

no, can't think of any precedent there

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Montasque posted:

Rush: "Oh, Jr released the emails... But the Media is really mad that he dropped them before they could! Trump wins again!"

E:

Rush: "Fox news says there is nothing illegal in the emails!"

literally

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I've encountered fresh water jellies in the lakes I work in upstate NY

Fake News! FAKE NEWS!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Lastgirl posted:

Collusion :colbert:

:bahgawd:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I never want to hear "this Russia story is all smoke" again.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
if theres no consequence for this thing, specifically, we are truly on nothing matters turf

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Intel&Sebastian posted:

poo poo if Squirrel girl can make it big I think I could at least take Jellyfishman to the Canadian Avengers or something.



https://twitter.com/Shakestweetz/status/884807185187962880



That seems far fetched but......like......the entire world is beyond far fetched right now.

Nice try Russia but the jokes on you, Trump don't give a gently caress about Diaper Don.
If you want results, you better come after Ivanka.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I've encountered fresh water jellies in the lakes I work in upstate NY

this is the most hosed up thing i'v elearned from this thread and i've seen the piss tape

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

collusion

extremely d&d voice:] actually its not, stop saying collusion please

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Montasque posted:

Rush: "Oh, Jr released the emails... But the Media is really mad that he dropped them before they could! Trump wins again!"

Haha the cyanide pill took effect before the federal Marshalls could break down the door.

Trump wins again!

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Fake News! FAKE NEWS!

It's actually very strange, but they look and move like regular moon jellies. Being a scuba diver means you get to see some cool stuff

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Montasque posted:

Rush is completely blown away by this. He is just sputtering.

Congrats Jr, you broke Rush's brain in half.

E: He just sputtered into a hard commercial break. Dude needs at least 15 minutes to get his bullshit straight.

Thank you for your service.

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