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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

It seems the safest advice is to never ever trust or cooperate with the police because they can and will find a way to gently caress you over and ruin your life. At the same time, always cooperate with the police because if you don't they'll find a way to gently caress you over and ruin your life.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jippa posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSl_ebjR78

A surprising number of people hit themselves in the bollocks with bottle rockets and stuff.

That guy at 0:43 -- that reaction uses concentrated hydrogen peroxide and sodium iodide, and it's exothermic and generates free elemental iodine. I bet getting sprayed right in the face (while not wearing goggles, no less) with that stuff was a loving blast

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Don't take legal advice from goons, most of the crap being spouted here is very wrong.

If you do listen to some lol bullshit like the cop can't bust you for poo poo laying out in plain sight, please update us right here in the schaden thread :allears:

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
YEAHHHHHH BUDDY!

YEAHHHHHH BUDDY!

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=824_1499724734

Somebody is getting sued and the tax payers are the losers. :bang:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Baronjutter posted:

It seems the safest advice is to never ever trust or cooperate with the police because they can and will find a way to gently caress you over and ruin your life. At the same time, always cooperate with the police because if you don't they'll find a way to gently caress you over and ruin your life shoot you.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Extremely NWS and hilarious.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I'd like to hope that person lost a bet like this person: https://instagram.com/p/BWUFbpJh-zG/ :nws:
But nah, nah.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

BovineFury posted:

YEAHHHHHH BUDDY!

YEAHHHHHH BUDDY!

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=824_1499724734

Somebody is getting sued and the tax payers are the losers. :bang:

"LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!!" the cop yells at the man whose hand is being actively mangled by an attack dog

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
new thread title: sorry, christian

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BraveUlysses posted:

new thread title: sorry, christian

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Can't post the video directly but it involves a music festival, a band member who jumps off the stage holding a beer keg, two audience members swinging a baseball bat and a police officer lashing out with a telescopic baton

https://www.facebook.com/musicfeeds/videos/10155522742409894/

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


i feel like this guy could have made it if he took a running start

guy if youre listening, we believe in you

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




goatsestretchgoals posted:

i feel like this guy could have made it if he took a running start

guy if youre listening, we believe in you

Yeah, having to slow down to get around the warning barriers is probably what doomed him.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Poor Freckles, thought of freedom and tried.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

quote:

"Ultimately historical accuracy is most important to us and our viewers

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/07/11/536620463/japanese-blogger-points-out-timeline-flaw-in-supposed-earhart-photo



This \/ \/ \/ is what I get for using the SA image upload. Can't delete it. Wrong picture. My bad.

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Baronjutter posted:

It seems the safest advice is to never ever trust or cooperate with the police because they can and will find a way to gently caress you over and ruin your life. At the same time, always cooperate with the police because if you don't they'll find a way to gently caress you over and ruin your life.

I fought the law and the law won.

I ignored the law and the law won.

I abided by the law and the law won.

A bit from Night Vale.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Can't post the video directly but it involves a music festival, a band member who jumps off the stage holding a beer keg, two audience members swinging a baseball bat and a police officer lashing out with a telescopic baton

https://www.facebook.com/musicfeeds/videos/10155522742409894/

holy poo poo, did you see that one guy go down at the end. did I just watch someone die?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
18 years old, passed out in the car with alcohol and a bong and woken up by the cops? Maybe if you give them enough poo poo they'll just leave you alone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoX-RHjs0jA

She later accused the arresting officer of police brutality and sexual assault so the police chief simply released the bodycam footage.
http://www.mynbc5.com/article/video-body-cam-footage-shows-altercation-between-woman-officer/10246731

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
drat there's some poo poo going on on that page.

quote:

Police: Woman sets boyfriend on fire, uses bucket of urine to put out flames

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Memento posted:

drat there's some poo poo going on on that page.




I'm "glad" I continued reading long enough to find out where she had a bucket of piss from.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Memento posted:

drat there's some poo poo going on on that page.




drat, there's gotta be an easier way to tell your man you're into watersports.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Parking brakes? Nah, never seen the point of them. I never use them and nothing ever happened to~ OH SHIIIIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhLrv4jA9c

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
*extremely wanting to derail the thread voice*

It's called an emergency brake.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


zakharov posted:

*extremely wanting to derail the thread voice*

It's called an emergency brake.

I've never seen one used in an emergency. :v:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

She later accused the arresting officer of police brutality and sexual assault so the police chief simply released the bodycam footage.
http://www.mynbc5.com/article/video-body-cam-footage-shows-altercation-between-woman-officer/10246731

Bodycams must the the greatest invention for cops since bodyarmour.

If I were a police chief, my press conferences would be entirely :

1) listen to accusations from journalists
2) play bodycam/dashcam video
3) mike drop and walk out

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

zakharov posted:

*extremely wanting to derail the thread voice*

It's called an emergency brake.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Facebook reminded me that today is the anniversary of a news station reporting on the San Francisco plane crash with (quite obviously) made up names for the pilots. Still makes me giggle.

https://deadspin.com/pranked-tv-sta...dium=socialflow

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

spog posted:

Bodycams must the the greatest invention for cops since bodyarmour.

If I were a police chief, my press conferences would be entirely :

1) listen to accusations from journalists
2) play bodycam/dashcam video
3) mike drop and walk out

0.5) manipulate dashcam video because you shot another unarmed black man
4) be found out but there's no consequences anyway

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

spog posted:

Bodycams must the the greatest invention for cops since bodyarmour.

If I were a police chief, my press conferences would be entirely :

1) listen to accusations from journalists
2) play bodycam/dashcam video
3) mike drop and walk out

Except for when cops shoot or beat someone without cause.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Bird in a Blender posted:

Except for when cops shoot or beat someone without cause.

I admit that some days in the office will better than others.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

spog posted:

Bodycams worst the the greatest invention for cops since bodyarmour.

Fixed that for 10% of cops

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ianblair99/status/883470264738107393

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

ElGroucho posted:

Fixed that for 10% of cops

The dyslexic ones?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Facebook reminded me that today is the anniversary of a news station reporting on the San Francisco plane crash with (quite obviously) made up names for the pilots. Still makes me giggle.

https://deadspin.com/pranked-tv-sta...dium=socialflow



I remember this. Thankfully Dennis Richmond wasn't around to see this.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Beeswax posted:

The dyslexic ones?

Uh, indeed

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

It's like performance art :allears:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bird in a Blender posted:

Except for when cops shoot or beat someone without cause.

Being black is a cause.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Glorious.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

spog posted:

Bodycams must the the greatest invention for cops since bodyarmour.

If I were a police chief, my press conferences would be entirely :

1) listen to accusations from journalists
2) play bodycam/dashcam video
3) mike drop and walk out

1) Listen to accusations
2) Shrug because body cam footage is "corrupted" or "lost"
3) find the footage after continued pressure
4) footage shows cop doing something wrong and contrary to the report
5) do nothing

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