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sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Citizen Tayne posted:

Watergate but the water is piss

pissgate like a promethean curse

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Agrajag posted:

also

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/11/...WT.nav=top-news


She ain't some rando know nothing lawyer

this is going to be hilarrrious

that poo poo was already in my megapost

NYT get on my level

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Ramadu posted:

why do u want war baloogs

why do you watch football?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Our country 'tis of thee
Russian whores piss on me
Pee tape is real

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Zyla posted:

it must have been a personal hell for that many people to touch him

I would totally fondle trump

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Baloogan posted:

why do you watch football?

hmmm.

sports are fun to watch and play


is that war too?

whos your fav player??

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the email junior released said the Russian government was coordinating the meeting lol

!!!!!

he said I'd love it !!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Ramadu posted:

why do u want war baloogs

so he can update his wiki every hour when the fighting starts

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b57Q4pCXwY

I love America
Her secret's safe with me
I know her wicked ways
The parts you never see

Oh Super girl
You'll be my Supermodel
Although you have a reputation
Can I afford?

Are you above my station?
I'm not the only heart you've conquered.
I love America
But boy can she be cruel

I know how tall she is
Without her platform shoes
Oh Super girl
You'll be my Supermodel

Although at time it might seem awkward
Don't run away
Oh don't you recognize me?
I'm not the only heart you've conquered.

I kissed America
When she was fleecing me
And she know I understand
That she needs to be free

I miss America
And sometimes she does too
And sometimes I think of her
When she is loving you

I love America
Siempre Confiado en ti
I love America
Porque me trates asi?




lol if you don't love the real, hosed up, gonzo america and held in your heart some platonic magical ideal of america

america is the dirtiest girl at the dance

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


A Handed Missus posted:

I would totally fondle trump

Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" but replace 'girl' with "Trump"

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Ramadu posted:

hmmm.

sports are fun to watch and play


is that war too?

whos your fav player??

it's fun and cool when people die

lol badass

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
people dont die for football except maybe the people who get paid for footballing and also some of the people who die in riots, which btw i remember baloogan saying he was scared of, the football riots

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i love america

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

JosefStalinator posted:

didnt a gorilla have a cat pet

gorillas seem rly pro cat to me

koko
i think it got hit by a car

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The B-52's "Love Shack" but replace 'love shack' with 'piss tape'

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Citizen Tayne posted:

The B-52's "Love Shack" but replace 'love shack' with 'piss tape'

Tin roof's rusted

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
Adams was on Tucker last night but it was kinda boring unless you like watching a dumb cartoonist rationalize a dumb president's actions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix1aEufiMe4

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I got a hotel room and it fits about twenty so come on and bring your hooker money

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

when is the last time trump held a news conference

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

AmericanBarbarian posted:

At this point powerball is an account hopping alien parasite like in The Hidden.

It Posts

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

https://www.propublica.org/article/...tent=1499823772

lmao
just
lmao


quote:

One possible explanation for Kasowitz’s decision not to pursue a clearance: He might have trouble getting one.

In recent weeks, ProPublica spoke with more than two dozen current and former employees of Kasowitz’s firm, Kasowitz Benson Torres LLP, as well as his friends and acquaintances. Past and present employees of the firm said in interviews that Kasowitz has struggled intermittently with alcohol abuse, leading to a stint in rehab in the winter of 2014-15.

Several people told ProPublica that Kasowitz has been drinking in recent months. (The vast majority of those who spoke to ProPublica for this article declined to be quoted by name, citing Kasowitz’s penchant for threatening lawsuits.)

Experts on federal security reviews told ProPublica that recent episodes of alcohol abuse are a major barrier to receiving clearance, a process that involves government agents poring over a person’s past and interviewing family, friends and colleagues. Investigators typically raise flags about behaviors that might make someone vulnerable to blackmail or suggest poor judgment.

Kasowitz always getting into the sacramental wine

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
america is the milf who grew up poor but now dominates the social scene in the town and everyone loves her and hates her simultaneously

oh so glamorous with the big hair

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

euphronius posted:

when is the last time trump held a news conference

the last one where he took more than one or two questions was this clusterfuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00d5zUFeeEk

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/grahamdavida/status/885124160795680768

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




FAUXTON posted:

https://www.propublica.org/article/...tent=1499823772

lmao
just
lmao


Kasowitz always getting into the sacramental wine

only the best people for this admin

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Also, this is honestly a truly disturbing picture. This is a picture that implies that A) Trump is a messiah figure and B) that there is no separation of church and state.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


If alcoholism were a barrier to getting a clearance there would be six people in DC with a job and the Pentagon would be the size of a dollhouse

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
she has a terrible taste in men, and everyone in town gossips about her indiscretions

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i think it is the duck who has some kinda weird idealized vision of america

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


TMMadman posted:

Also, this is honestly a truly disturbing picture. This is a picture that implies that A) Trump is a messiah figure and B) that there is no separation of church and state.

Triggered much lib?

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
its just that he got weird ideals

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

baw posted:

the last one where he took more than one or two questions was this clusterfuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00d5zUFeeEk

February lol

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

deadgoon posted:

its just that he got weird ideals

they're not weird at all, my man.

He's a realist in the realest possible reality

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

is it a crime to call for the death of thomas friedman?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
and her children are insane, all the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

they're not weird at all, my man.

He's a realist in the realest possible reality

reality's the weirdest trip of all!!!!!!!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

TMMadman posted:

Also, this is honestly a truly disturbing picture. This is a picture that implies that A) Trump is a messiah figure and B) that there is no separation of church and state.

exactly what the GOP has wanted for decades

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Zyla posted:

is it a crime to call for the death of thomas friedman?

i dont think anything is a crime anymore

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
or maybe its just another person flipping out over the death of centrism

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