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So not the guy that kept his cum jars on a radiator and got mad when it changed the color? Also, didn't the goon you're talking about have a crush on his step mom and then told her (following the thread's advice)? I thought I heard it was all made up, but have no idea where or by who.
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Solice Kirsk posted:So not the guy that kept his cum jars on a radiator and got mad when it changed the color? Also, didn't the goon you're talking about have a crush on his step mom and then told her (following the thread's advice)? I thought I heard it was all made up, but have no idea where or by who. We all had a crush on Microwave's mom though
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Jul 12, 2017 18:48
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Microwave didn't. There was an actual goon that wanted to gently caress his step mom though. I just never saved the thread and can never remember the user name.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Microwave didn't. There was an actual goon that wanted to gently caress his step mom though. I just never saved the thread and can never remember the user name. Was that a goon who started a thread for posters to talk about how hot their mums are and was completely shocked when the general response was "what the gently caress?"
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Jul 12, 2017 18:55
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I want to say it had "yummy mummy" or "yummiest mummy" in the title
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Kyoon hasn't shown up in a while. Did the Illuminati finally get to him? This is a recent blog post from one of Kyoon's numerous Blogspot blogs. I was friends with someone who says he played online games with Kyoon. He never got into his Illuminati actor conspiracies when they were playing, though.
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Jul 12, 2017 19:00
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Space Crabs posted:Not the cum vase saga, but the guy who supposedly kept plastic bottles under his bed of semen and his girlfriend found them or something? I don't remember if one exploded or not but it was so disgusting i still remember it a decade later. I never found out if it was fake or not. My favorite thing about the forums is that so many of these sagas could end with "The Arisocrats!" as a punchline and it would be more-or-less accurate to the spirit of the original joke
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Jul 12, 2017 19:16
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Everybody should shut up and read the Passion dust thread in BYOB. I got a cramp from laughing at it.
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Jul 12, 2017 19:35
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I'm not wading through byob to get it
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Jul 12, 2017 19:47
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Glenn Quebec posted:I'm not wading through byob to get it I don't agree with you and would normally tell you off but your avatar reminds me of a Hotline Miami pizza and I respect that.
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Jul 12, 2017 19:54
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^link
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Jul 12, 2017 19:57
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That guy who stored his cum in bottles was one of the first threads I really liked. He also had manboobs that leaked milk. Unfortunately I forgot his username.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:08
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Solice Kirsk posted:Microwave didn't. There was an actual goon that wanted to gently caress his step mom though. I just never saved the thread and can never remember the user name. Samurai Asspirate 
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evobatman posted:Samurai Asspirate His step mom is Tina Fey?
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Screaming Idiot posted:I will probably be soundly mocked for admitting this, but I really did learn a lot about feminism here. Growing up, I thought feminism was the scary staw-woman portrayed on Married With Children and other garbage shows. Oh, I always thought women should have equal rights as well, after all, we're all human, and humans should have human rights. It wasn't until I met some people here that taught me about the horrible things women and minorities have to suffer every day. A brave warrior stands against a giant dragon, his sword raised aloft, glistening in his own inner light of angelic holiness. 'I SHALL NOT CALL YOU A human being!' The dragon collapses, only to reveal the words 'the broken worldview of a homophobe' written in huge letters on his back. E: gently caress, there are two more pages, deeply sorry Paladinus has a new favorite as of 20:28 on Jul 12, 2017 |
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There's a movie called the Perfect Host with Niles from Frasier as a total psycho and he's really good in it, check it out. Well cya
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Jul 12, 2017 20:24
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HellDump Doxxing brought us this, so it was worth it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo
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Jul 12, 2017 20:26
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evobatman posted:Samurai Asspirate It's been years since I've seen the shocker. *leans back and stares wistfully*
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:He was Helldump superstar Boniface.   Also I'm pretty sure he stopped posting there because somebody called his house and his wife got angry at him. He was in his late 30s. I don't think he posted in LF, he went straight to FYAD as Mobute.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:55
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lol @ everything about Jeb Lund's life
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Wasn't hell dump superstar Crumbunist also a weirdo? I miss Tony Danzas Ho
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Space Camp fuckup posted:lol @ everything about Jeb Lund's life he's the one that was openly mocked by both the Smash Mouth guy and the San Jose Sharks mascot, right?
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Kelp Me! posted:he's the one that was openly mocked by both the Smash Mouth guy and the San Jose Sharks mascot, right?
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Kelp Me! posted:he's the one that was openly mocked by both the Smash Mouth guy and the San Jose Sharks mascot, right? think that was hendren iirc
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Jul 12, 2017 21:11
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drat it's so hard keeping my legendary brokebrains goons straight, someone should make trading cards or something
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Hendron is easily the least offensive and most funny. His fat, embarrassed face as the worm turned on his stupid EAT TEH EGGZ smash mouth thing that culminated in him being on video ridiculed by some of the lamest people possible (smash mouth and guy fieri)
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Hendren is all right in my book, it's just that his attempt to troll Smashmouth backfired spectacularly.
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Glenn Quebec posted:Hendron is easily the least offensive and most funny. His fat, embarrassed face as the worm turned on his stupid EAT TEH EGGZ smash mouth thing that culminated in him being on video ridiculed by some of the lamest people possible (smash mouth and guy fieri) I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a photo of someone clearly on the verge of breaking down sobbing
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God help me I laughed hard, too. Just sitting for there next to smash mouth guy, fat, bright red in the face with a cracking voice. You could see his brain running a mile a minute, trying to figure out anything to say.
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proper in-person trolling is a goddamn skill
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sneakyfrog posted:proper in-person trolling is a goddamn skill What about proper in-person self-ownage
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Proper in-person trolling brings me back to Dr. David Thorpe on G4.
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Kelp Me! posted:What about proper in-person self-ownage Any wahoo can do that, or are you talking about like deliberately excoriating yourself publicly? I think thats actually a fetish friend.
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sneakyfrog posted:Any wahoo can do that, or are you talking about like deliberately excoriating yourself publicly? I think thats actually a fetish friend. I dunno man I think it takes years of practice to pull off the face he's making 
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Jul 12, 2017 21:42
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Kelp Me! posted:I dunno man I think it takes years of practice to pull off the face he's making sir thats a shark mascot.
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Jul 12, 2017 21:44
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Lmao @ Hendo just look at that human lump.
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Jul 12, 2017 21:50
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lmao @ Hendo just look at that human lump. That's what I mean by professional self-ownage That entire situation was of his own making and I wish I had the full video of the spectacle so I could do the Simpsons freeze-frame thing on it 
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He ran himself off this site through extreme self ownage.
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Jon sort of redeemed himself when he came on a program on Headline News that was trashing Edward Snowden. He then purposely mixed up Edward Snowden with Edward Scissorhands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjWImWhPz6M
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