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Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

Bob NewSCART posted:

That's president bloated toddler to you

PRESIDENT bloated toddler Fuckface von Clownstick. Get it right, ok?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:11

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 20:45

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:11

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

lol is trump still going to Paris for Bastille Day?

i am pretty sure they're going to protest the hell out of him there, i can't imagine he'll like it

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:12

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Donny: *appoints his entire family to government positions*

MAGAs: how dare those libs bring Trump's family into this

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:13

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

bloom posted:

Donny: *appoints his entire family to government positions*

MAGAs: how dare those libs bring Trump's family into this

President does what president want

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:13

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Wandle Shaytham posted:

These people are so loving stupid.

At a recent city council meeting in my area, a local group tried to get the city council to pass a resolution to ask Congress to investigate Trump. The council voted against the idea.

In the comments of a news article on the local paper's website, Trumpers are saying that we need to vote out the city council for wasting our tax dollars trying to get Trump impeached, that the city council shouldn't be deciding what our values are as a city and that we should support the president, that the city council is drunk on a powertrip, that the local paper that reported on this is fake news, and more.

The city council voted AGAINST the idea (which again, was put forth by local individuals who are not part of the city government), which is exactly what these people should want. I can't even begin to understand how they drew the conclusions from the article that they did. Lol.

Do they not know the pres DJ Trumper is already under investigation by both houses? And the FBI?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:13

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Why would you run for president if you cant do whatever you want and openly commit crimes? Not smart!

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:13

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Wandle Shaytham posted:

These people are so loving stupid.

At a recent city council meeting in my area, a local group tried to get the city council to pass a resolution to ask Congress to investigate Trump. The council voted against the idea.

In the comments of a news article on the local paper's website, Trumpers are saying that we need to vote out the city council for wasting our tax dollars trying to get Trump impeached, that the city council shouldn't be deciding what our values are as a city and that we should support the president, that the city council is drunk on a powertrip, that the local paper that reported on this is fake news, and more.

The city council voted AGAINST the idea (which again, was put forth by local individuals who are not part of the city government), which is exactly what these people should want. I can't even begin to understand how they drew the conclusions from the article that they did. Lol.

Bots that look for certain keywords and reply.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:14

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https://twitter.com/TomButler/status/885065844564393984

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:17

tao of lmao: Oct 9, 2005

No, it's quite good, in fact. Donald J Trump insulted his way to the presidency, just like Jeb! said he couldn't.

Drumpf is embarrassingly loving stupid and anyone using it deserves a proper thrashing.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:19

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

https://twitter.com/TomButler/status/885065844564393984

lol

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:24

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Looks like this has even broke some trumpers brains. Some serious lols coming from inside the trump fine thread, between Putin praise to completely out of the blue homophobia and transphobia

Wait never mind broke some trumpers brains contradicts itself

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:26

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

https://twitter.com/TomButler/status/885065844564393984

lmao

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:27

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Bob NewSCART posted:

Looks like this has even broke some trumpers brains. Some serious lols coming from inside the trump fine thread, between Putin praise to completely out of the blue homophobia and transphobia

Wait never mind broke some trumpers brains contradicts itself

trip report: how often are the trumpies repeating 'nothingburger?' is that catching on?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:29

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

trip report: how often are the trumpies repeating 'nothingburger?' is that catching on?

Nothing burgers were definitely gaining steam with trumpers especially after the cnn gif tweet, but trump jr single handedly undid the entire fake news narrative with a single tweet

Its glorious

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:31

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

The best defense anyone can come up with for Jr. is oh he's just an idiot. hahaha

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:34

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

I wish they'd lock Hillary up just so Trump n crew would shut the gently caress up about how she needs to be investigated every time they commit treason. Also if she was a felon she wouldn't be able to run again in 2020

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:43

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Don't forget that Trump Jr. forwarded that email chain to both Kushner and Manafort and they showed up for the meeting too.

edit: wait. why am I saying email chain now? Do people say that? I must have picked it up from an article. I think email thread sounds more natural.

NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jul 12, 2017

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:48

Tinestram: Jan 13, 2006; Excalibur? More like "Needle"; Grimey Drawer

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

trip report: how often are the trumpies repeating 'nothingburger?' is that catching on?

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=nothingburger,but%20her%20emails

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:49

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

NotWearingPants posted:

Don't forget that Trump Jr. forwarded that email chain to both Kushner and Manafort and they showed up for the meeting too.
.

Well he needed his manafort in play so he could tap it and summon sweet artifact creatures.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:54

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

my son is a high quality leaker

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:57

for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

https://twitter.com/TomButler/status/885065844564393984

lol

# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:59

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Thick, ropey lols

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:00

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Wandle Shaytham posted:

These people are so loving stupid.

At a recent city council meeting in my area, a local group tried to get the city council to pass a resolution to ask Congress to investigate Trump. The council voted against the idea.

In the comments of a news article on the local paper's website, Trumpers are saying that we need to vote out the city council for wasting our tax dollars trying to get Trump impeached, that the city council shouldn't be deciding what our values are as a city and that we should support the president, that the city council is drunk on a powertrip, that the local paper that reported on this is fake news, and more.

The city council voted AGAINST the idea (which again, was put forth by local individuals who are not part of the city government), which is exactly what these people should want. I can't even begin to understand how they drew the conclusions from the article that they did. Lol.

It's simple: they didn't read the article, and imagined what it said. Remember, the Onion article "Area Man Ardent Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be" was supposed to be a parody years ago. Now it's real life. Don't read anything ever, facts don't matter.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:31

Plavski: Feb 1, 2006; I could be a revolutionary

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/885174096228753413

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:35

I ride bikes all day: Sep 10, 2007; I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!; College Slice

red19fire posted:

It's simple: they didn't read the article, and imagined what it said. Remember, the Onion article "Area Man Ardent Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be" was supposed to be a parody years ago. Now it's real life. Don't read anything ever, facts don't matter.

It was always real life. Once Limbaugh and crew discovered you could build a mountain of cash by pandering to these people, it just became more visible.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:41

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

https://twitter.com/TomButler/status/885065844564393984

holy poo poo

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:44

Big Butt Skinner: Apr 16, 2005; Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Burt Sexual posted:

Do they not know the pres DJ Trumper is already under investigation by both houses? And the FBI?

I didn't even think about that aspect of it, and am lolling further now.

FuturePastNow posted:

Bots that look for certain keywords and reply.

Their comments section uses Facebook. Sadly, I checked out the accounts, and they are real people in my area.

red19fire posted:

It's simple: they didn't read the article, and imagined what it said. Remember, the Onion article "Area Man Ardent Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be" was supposed to be a parody years ago. Now it's real life. Don't read anything ever, facts don't matter.

The headline even mentions the city council rejecting the idea, lol. It's amazing. Sad!

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:45

bug chaser chaser: Dec 11, 2006

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/885153534068613121

cant stop the lols

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:52

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

The White House rage-tweeting against the Congressional Budget Office. What the gently caress.

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/885202925370224641

edited for updated tweet link. Looks like the original I posted was deleted then reposted.

TotalLossBrain fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jul 12, 2017

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:56

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

tao of lmao posted:

No, it's quite good, in fact. Donald J Trump insulted his way to the presidency, just like Jeb! said he couldn't.

Drumpf is embarrassingly loving stupid and anyone using it deserves a proper thrashing.

But it's alliterate and everything

# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:57

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

TotalLossBrain posted:

The White House rage-tweeting against the Congressional Budget Office. What the gently caress.

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/885188838590529536

who even is supposed to be the audience of these tweets? the general voting population chuds don't care about numbers and process, just tell them you're building the got dang wall and kicking the undeserving off welfare, and surely our august members of the legislature arent going to be swayed by a tweet

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:00

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

yeah show those nerds

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:04

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

TotalLossBrain posted:

The White House rage-tweeting against the Congressional Budget Office. What the gently caress.

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/885188838590529536

This leads me to a question about the CBO estimtae. The CBO estimated that 22 million would lose coverage. But that video only references the people on the exchanges.

If the ACA is repealed it would remove the age extension for young adults being on their parent's insurance into their twenties. It would also remove the pre-existing conditions rules. That is in combination with those who would lose coverage on the medicaid rollback. The 22 million number from CBO is all those people rolled up with the exchange losses, correct?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:05

Inept: Jul 8, 2003

bug chaser chaser posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/885153534068613121

This moron is going to head the FBI for the next decade lmao

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:07

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

TotalLossBrain posted:

The White House rage-tweeting against the Congressional Budget Office. What the gently caress.

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/885188838590529536

This number was based on the Medicaid expansion before it was made optional by the Supreme Court decision, btw. Nineteen states refused and left their citizens without coverage.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:12

EVIL Gibson: Mar 23, 2001; Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!; Switchblade Switcharoo

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

who even is supposed to be the audience of these tweets? the general voting population chuds don't care about numbers and process, just tell them you're building the got dang wall and kicking the undeserving off welfare, and surely our august members of the legislature arent going to be swayed by a tweet

And then try to explain why, all the sudden, some of the supporters would then be considered underserving when they find out the programs they are a part of is considered welfare lol

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:13

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

Inept posted:

This moron is going to head the FBI for the next decade lmao

mm i think we've shown by now that FBI directors serve at the pleasure/manic whims of Presidents.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:13

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

america is doomed lol

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Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

EVIL Gibson posted:

And then try to explain why, all the sudden, some of the supporters would then be considered underserving when they find out the programs they are a part of is considered welfare lol

mine is the only moral entitlement

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:15

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