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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

juche avocado posted:

yeah uh do you think he's there on behalf of Undertakers Local 2004

do you think he thinks that gravediggers are a political bloc

...does he not see how your take is basically all it implies

this is all a setup for when the gong hits during his speech and the Undertaker comes out to chokeslam him

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

zen death robot posted:

I've never heard anyone call it "cyber security" outside the news and ppl on TV. Its always "information security"/infosec

At least in the utility and infrastructure world, it's frequently referred to as cyber security. I think that's what the NRC regs specifically call it.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

loquacius posted:

so what's the deal, was this a "welp volcano's erupting, gently caress it, gonna go out in style" situation or was he actually a volcano eruption fetishist

have scholars reached a consensus on this very important datapoint

Probably just protecting his junk from the pyroclastic ash.

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Nichael posted:

oh I know, but I feel like his sister being murdered is a decent excuse for why he's so awful, and his work on the simpsons merits me looking the other way

Well, good thing you never liked The Apprentice! :smugdon:

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mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Too late!

if it helps I was forced to by my lunatic ex-wife

but that's no excuse for paying attention to it

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/status/885191873576488960

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I realized in just 6 months there is no conservative more dangerous than a Republican US Marine.

Those of you who still have faith in Mueller to do the right thing are misguided at best

all marines should be shot upon leaving the service

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:00

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

juche avocado posted:

yeah uh do you think he's there on behalf of Undertakers Local 2004

do you think he thinks that gravediggers are a political bloc

...does he not see how your take is basically all it implies

Digs graves for a living

Pence and President and their party are gonna kill A LOT of people

:shovelknight:

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anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/mekosoff/status/885194723618631680

this is a prime meme ready for harvesting, imo

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

loquacius posted:

so what's the deal, was this a "welp volcano's erupting, gently caress it, gonna go out in style" situation or was he actually a volcano eruption fetishist

have scholars reached a consensus on this very important datapoint

Pompeii hit quick. Like, REALLY quick.

It's one of the reasons we have people frozen in time throughout the area. Despite what you've seen in other media it was basically "hey what was that noi—" and you're ash.

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heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

today's mood:

https://twitter.com/PersianRose1/status/881330662321655808

gonna play some more caves of qud, cya cspammers

Good game everyone play this game

hail satan friend live and drink

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

loquacius posted:

Is Vladimir Putin's shtick to listen for people making jokes about something and descend from the ceiling to say "actually, that thing you are mocking so callously is good and I do not appreciate jokes about it"

because I'm seeing a pattern

idk but once Vladimir Putin posted something implying annexing crimea was a-okay and that was kinda grin-worthy, on its face

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703: May 11, 2007; Contains Carbon Monoxide

foxnews is the devil and all, but look at this bull poo poo clickbate right next to the headlines

ROCK!

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Montasque posted:

Eastwood usually only does one take, and doesn't really putz around with the camera. He also tends to use the same crew for all his films. They are loyal to him, he's loyal to them. I think because the way he came up he's a bit more down to Earth than other Hollywood big shots.

His politics suck but as guys in Hollywood go he's one of the good ones.

Brett Ratner meanwhile....

*the earth rumbles and splits underneath me as I utter the dread name of a thousand unwatchable horrors*

Joss Whedon

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thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

juche avocado posted:

am i the only one living (and perhaps dying) on Game Of Thrones Is A Really poo poo Book Series With A Good Plot/Characters Hill

i know that i can't be but it seems like it to me, sometimes.

the books are... really poorly written.

TRUMP

You are absolutely not alone. I started the show, and before the end of the first episode said, "Ehhh....never mind, I'm not putting myself through this again.

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white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Epic High Five posted:

Me, very Eastwoodishly: "listen here ya little yeller criminal urban thug kid doncha know your life would be better if you just gave all your income to the ultra rich and then they give it back to you and also whatever any cop decides to do to you is justified no matter what even if you comply"

Wow Oscar-worthy director right here😍😍😍😍

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

fits my needs posted:

Well, good thing you never liked The Apprentice!

it was okay in the first season

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

volcanoes are p phallic
maybe he was gay4volcanoes

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

this is all a setup for when the gong hits during his speech and the Undertaker comes out to chokeslam him

hell yeah is it gonna be on ppv

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I'm gonna goatse myself to be volcanically fossilized

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

loquacius posted:

The best Chick edits are still the "they hated Jesus because he told them the truth" ones

this is an rear end sandwich

it is made of rear end and poo

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Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

loquacius posted:

so what's the deal, was this a "welp volcano's erupting, gently caress it, gonna go out in style" situation or was he actually a volcano eruption fetishist

have scholars reached a consensus on this very important datapoint

The volcano was erupting for a while but the actual pyroclastic flow was so fast it killed you before you could even suffocate.

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

GRAVEDIGGER FOR PENCE

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radical meme: Apr 17, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

i confess i havent seen that but by my count hes only made 4 good movies ever

unforgiven
high plains drifter
outlaw josy wales
pale rider

still better than john ford, suck it movie nerds

If you've never seen Play Misty For Me you should watch that also. He directed and starred in it.

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/status/885191873576488960

gently caress this gay country

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Zeroisanumber posted:

Teen blasted �gently caress Tha Police� during slain officer�s funeral

The kids are alright.

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Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

juche avocado posted:

the books are... really poorly written.

nah, they're not that bad

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

old bitchwood should have retired after the Dollars trilogy and become a Republican senator for the rest of he life or some poo poo

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Turdfuzz posted:

volcanoes are p phallic
maybe he was gay4volcanoes

vulcgaynos

vulc gay nose

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

BiohazrD posted:

the dude was jerking it and the volcano erupted? it happened really quickly dude

I remain skeptical that he was fully submerged in ash and lava so quickly that he didn't have time to make a decision w/r/t whether to touch (or continue touching) his dick before dying. But I guess I wasn't there so :shrug:

Either way tons of credit to him for just straight-up sprawling out on the ground to do it

really claiming the space as his own

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

full Kanos

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Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Bip Roberts posted:

I'm gonna goatse myself to be volcanically fossilized

Man, if ever there was a time for Alexandr to still be around with his original accusatory red custom title, it's right after this post.

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

pyroclastic flows move at like a trillion miles an hour

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

juche avocado posted:

idk but once Vladimir Putin posted something implying annexing crimea was a-okay and that was kinda grin-worthy, on its face

also that wall street is cool and good when they crash the economy and that nationalization would've been the real crime

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

thrawn527 posted:

You are absolutely not alone. I started the show, and before the end of the first episode said, "Ehhh....never mind, I'm not putting myself through this again.

don't read the books, friend

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

loquacius posted:

I remain skeptical that he was fully submerged in ash and lava so quickly that he didn't have time to make a decision w/r/t whether to touch (or continue touching) his dick before dying. But I guess I wasn't there so

Either way tons of credit to him for just straight-up sprawling out on the ground to do it

really claiming the space as his own

they didnt have gaming chairs back then

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