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i forgot the butt chugging thing involved a frat too, so it's relevant to the current trends of this thread thankyouvmuch http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/23/butt-chugging-fraternity-tennessee_n_3635660.html 
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aware of dog posted:Personally I'd rather have Boons Farm in my rear end than my mouth How about rear end to mouth? A new version of butt chug.
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Aves Maria! posted:Kid Rock is never going to be a US Senator, what the gently caress are you people smoking Donald Trump is never going to be a US president, what the gently caress are you people smoking
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Is that poster named PUTIN IT IN MY rear end still around? I feel like he'd be relevant to this thread
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skylined! posted:a few years ago a local university of tennessee student popularized the term "butt chugging" when he became ill after using a funnel to rapid-fill his anal cavity with boonsfarm sweet wine, thus becoming inebriated much faster as alcohol absorbed through the membranes in his butt hole place Which is hilarious because you can achieve the same effect by taking small, regular shots to absorb it into your mucous membranes. Leave it to college students to instead shove it up their asses.
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https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885252234904305664 Putin twice denied taking part in an elephant march.
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Mustached Demon posted:How about rear end to mouth? A new version of butt chug. Nah, the Human Centipede sucked
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Despera posted:Donald Trump is never going to be a US president, what the gently caress are you people smoking The two are not the same, and if you really think they are you should consider never posting again
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"I'll eat this entire jar of bugs if Kid Rock becomes senator," says an increasingly salivating Sam Wang, to no one in particular.
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Aves Maria! posted:The two are not the same, and if you really think they are you should consider never posting again I'll consider it
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Aves Maria! posted:The two are not the same, and if you really think they are you should consider never posting again There really is no floor limiting the types of people who can get elected to federal office. That is a true fact.
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They're really not that different and its easier to become a senator than a president.
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Nah I'll keep posting
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Groovelord Neato posted:trump is 100 percent an atheist who hadn't been to church in decades and the religious right still voted for him. *and/or pseudobiblical fanfiction
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mcmagic posted:There really is no floor limiting the types of people who can get elected to federal office. That is a true fact. kid rock would be A) running against a popular incumbent, b) on the same ticket as the current wildly unpopular president, and c) does not have the electoral college to allow him to win trump doesn't mean every broke brained possibility is likely
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The fastest way to get drunk is to lie on your side and drill a hole in your skull so you can pour that juice straight into your brain.
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Mantis42 posted:They're really not that different and its easier to become a senator than a president. this is dumb, you're dumb
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it's weird that they loathed his churchgoing predecessor who's been married to the same woman his whole life and only has kids by her. wonder what it is that's different about them...
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Arglebargle III posted:The fastest way to get drunk is to lie on your side and drill a hole in your skull so you can pour that juice straight into your brain. Ah I see you have heard of trepartying.
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farraday posted:https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885252234904305664
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AmiYumi posted:Trump personally embodies every trait they've ever ascribed to a fictional Antichrist except being Jewish, and they not only voted for him overwhelmingly, they created a whole subset of diehard voters who ramble on about how he's literally an agent of God's will on Earth because of [INSERT OUT-OF-CONTEXT OLD TESTAMENT* JUSTIFICATION HERE]. Because they are amoral scum who only care about one thing, power. And he delivered them the stolen SCOTUS seat. There is also pretty much no difference between what prosperity gospel charlatans are selling and Trump University.
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Aves Maria! posted:The two are not the same, and if you really think they are you should consider never posting again look bud i get that it's important to still feel like things make sense but i am telling you i have like 50 extended family members in michigan and every single one of those dumbfuck idiots would vote for kid rock, as well as all of their acquaintances they'd vote harder than they did for trump, by a lot
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*holds up magnifying glass to portraits of obama and trump* i can't quite place it...what is it that's different.
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Groovelord Neato posted:*holds up magnifying glass to portraits of obama and trump* i can't quite place it...what is it that's different. It's because Obama smells like a demon.
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skylined! posted:look bud i get that it's important to still feel like things make sense but i am telling you i have like 50 extended family members in michigan and every single one of those dumbfuck idiots would vote for kid rock, as well as all of their acquaintances I live in Michigan and the radio plays exactly one of his songs, plus he has a lovely whiskey brand deal. he wouldn't get anywhere.
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skylined! posted:look bud i get that it's important to still feel like things make sense but i am telling you i have like 50 extended family members in michigan and every single one of those dumbfuck idiots would vote for kid rock, as well as all of their acquaintances I'm sorry that your extended family is nothing but morons, but that doesn't mean kid rock will win
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Aves Maria! posted:this is dumb, you're dumb No its not. Kid Rock may not be able to win this particular seat at this particular point in time but Kid Rock could definitely be a senator. But hey, I bet you spammed poo poo like "Trump could win every swing state and would still lose!" to anyone who disagreed with the echo chamber last year, right?
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skylined! posted:look bud i get that it's important to still feel like things make sense but i am telling you i have like 50 extended family members in michigan and every single one of those dumbfuck idiots would vote for kid rock, as well as all of their acquaintances would they otherwise vote dem tho?
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AmiYumi posted:Idiot, everyone knows you have to ask "Are you a cop?" three times, because they're only allowed to lie twice. That's the law. They also have to read you your Miranda rights, otherwise they have to release you!
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farraday posted:https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885252234904305664 "did you hack US elections" "nyet" "did you not not not not hack US elections" "nyet" "drat he's good"
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's weird that they loathed his churchgoing predecessor who's been married to the same woman his whole life and only has kids by her. wonder what it is that's different about them... What are you talking about? They loved Bush.
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I mean even on his worst day Kid Rock is guaranteed nowhere near as dumb as Louie Gohmert.
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farraday posted:https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885252234904305664 I can't stop laughing at the image of Trump questioning a spymaster and thinking he came away the victor.
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Aves Maria! posted:I'm sorry that your extended family is nothing but morons, but that doesn't mean kid rock will win  DreamShipWrecked posted:I live in Michigan and the radio plays exactly one of his songs, plus he has a lovely whiskey brand deal. he wouldn't get anywhere. this is as anecdotally useless as my anecdote hth how'd trump towers do in michigan? Koyaanisgoatse posted:would they otherwise vote dem tho? i dunno man they're drunken racists crazy people. michigan is like florida of the north
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Mantis42 posted:No its not. Kid Rock may not be able to win this particular seat at this particular point in time but Kid Rock could definitely be a senator. you've got me. that was definitely me and not something you just made up because you're a loving idiot. kid rock will make his vanity run for Senate and when he loses, I doubt he'll be coming back in 6-12 years to try again.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Ah I see you have heard of trepartying. nods approvingly
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Blitz7x posted:"did you hack US elections" It took him 20-25 minutes to do this
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Tir McDohl posted:It took him 20-25 minutes to do this it's impolite to talk with your mouth full
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skylined! posted:michigan is like florida of the north Can confirm this though. There are a lot of Confederate battle flags here for an Underground Railroad endpoint.
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Aves Maria! posted:this is dumb, you're dumb He became pretty open with his Republican leanings and making it obvious he was interested in politics as soon as he made bank. While a Senate bid is probably not realistic yet, I've always thought he was a good bet to run for congress at some point.
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