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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:pox pop all day I'd pick it just based on the name.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:33
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Stukov plays and feels exactly like you would expect Stukov to, which is great, but his face still bothers the hell out of me.
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Jul 12, 2017 22:01
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Can someone explain to me like I'm a literal child the sequence to maximize your kill switches with the double quest, D build?
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Jul 12, 2017 22:08
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There sure are a lot of mercenaries that do no damage now
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Jul 12, 2017 22:27
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Remember that time they said they have like 100 programmers making this game. 
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Jul 12, 2017 22:33
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Do you think programmers have anything to do with minion damage?
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Jul 12, 2017 22:35
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No I imagine that everything that happens in the game is the work of tiny magic dinosaurs. No one knows how they got there or why they do what they do.
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Jul 12, 2017 22:55
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Wait, do mercs not do damage right now?
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Jul 12, 2017 23:06
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Sappers on haunted mines at least do not do damage to enemy minions, which makes them extremely not good. Also reported that siege mercs on blackhearts do not damage minions either.
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Jul 12, 2017 23:11
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beejay posted:No I imagine that everything that happens in the game is the work of tiny magic dinosaurs. No one knows how they got there or why they do what they do. its a bunch of t-rex developers with arms too short to reach the keyboard and HR is "too busy" to process their request for standing desks
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Jul 12, 2017 23:14
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beejay posted:Remember that time they said they have like 100 programmers making this game. They need at least a hundred probably, cause Hots is a known for being a bunch of Spaghetti code barely working on the SC2 engine
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Jul 12, 2017 23:27
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I just don't understand how its possible to get out of bronze. Every single game I play has people that don't seem like they can tie their own loving shoes. I think I'm done with this game for a while.
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Jul 12, 2017 23:37
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High gold/low plat is 'average' for this game, so if you're in Bronze you either had awful luck during placement or you're there for a reason. 
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Jul 12, 2017 23:58
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That feeling when Stukov tries to shove Leoric out of the bone zone and fails... 
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Jul 12, 2017 23:59
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I pushed a genji all the way down the middle lane to their base on the dragon map. It was the best thing I have ever done in this game. Also FYI Stukov 1 shots earthbind totem with his aa which is hilarious + sad for poor rehgar.
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Jul 13, 2017 00:19
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Snacksmaniac posted:Can someone explain to me like I'm a literal child the sequence to maximize your kill switches with the double quest, D build? Take Fetid Touch at level 1, to get faster Weighted Pustules. Take Vigorous Reuptake at level 4 to get the big heals. Take Targeted Excision at level 7 to make it work: Put your heal on the team a few seconds in advance of a fight, Hit one (and only one) target with your W, Use D, which will have a fast cooldown because of Targeted Excision + one W target. Since the major limit on Stukov's heals is how slow his D is to cool down, reducing his D cooldown by using your W properly is essential to make the build work. Use your fast Ws from the level 1 quest to always have them available to set up the CDR for your D. Take Universal Carrier at 13 if you feel like you're having trouble getting heal on the whole team consistently or if you think you can consistently D when the heal projectile is in flight (because D doesn't get rid of the projectile, just the effect) but it's probably better to take Pox Populi instead.
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Jul 13, 2017 00:38
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I don't get what the point of the damage boosting talents for pustule is. They're so bad, it's almost comical. Blind can be situationally useful but why even add 50% damage? Poppin Pustules could be baseline and it wouldnt have much of a difference. on a different note wowza stukov's melee hits hard. Cuntellectual fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Jul 13, 2017 00:51
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Protips for the Stuke- make them rely on your D, silence your competitors, and keep your shrimp hand strong
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Jul 13, 2017 00:52
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Speaking of bugs, the hunter killer hydralisk appears to be triggering the serrated spines talent. And fury of the storm...
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Jul 13, 2017 01:05
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At some point, not long from now, they will not be able to fix this game I would think.
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Jul 13, 2017 01:22
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He's a very hard working little bug thing, I'm proud of him.
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Jul 13, 2017 01:26
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beejay posted:No I imagine that everything that happens in the game is the work of tiny magic dinosaurs. No one knows how they got there or why they do what they do. SInce HotS is just an SC2 mod most things like this are created by data engineers who just work with the galaxy editor to make stuff like most SC2 custom map makers would. If you want to consider that job a "programmer" I suppose you're free to but I doubt Blizzard does. They probably call them designers.
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Jul 13, 2017 01:50
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beejay posted:At some point, not long from now, they will not be able to fix this game I would think. I dunno, look how long theyve managed to keep the rotting corpse of an engine WoW runs on going. That company must have the worlds largest supply of digital duct tape.
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Jul 13, 2017 02:08
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Bloody Pom posted:High gold/low plat is 'average' for this game, so if you're in Bronze you either had awful luck during placement or you're there for a reason. This is only my 2nd season. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try there's at least 1 fucktard doing something stupid to throw the game.
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Jul 13, 2017 02:12
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veedubfreak posted:This is only my 2nd season. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try there's at least 1 fucktard doing something stupid to throw the game. if you're playing correctly and not tilting then over time you'll win more than you lose because there's only a 4/9 chance of the fucktard being on your team but a 5/9 chance of them being on the enemy team
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Jul 13, 2017 02:14
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GenericOverusedName posted:Speaking of bugs, the hunter killer hydralisk appears to be triggering the serrated spines talent. And fury of the storm... Did not appear to be doing this for me.
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Jul 13, 2017 02:23
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President Ark posted:if you're playing correctly and not tilting then over time you'll win more than you lose because there's only a 4/9 chance of the fucktard being on your team but a 5/9 chance of them being on the enemy team Ya, i'm still winning more than I'm losing, but it gets frustrating as poo poo when you go on 2-3 game streaks with complete fuckups. Which leads to logging off for the day. I just don't have the patience to put in 10+ games a day.
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Jul 13, 2017 02:27
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Meanwhile the stukov's on my team are doing about 1/3 the healing of the enemy stukovs and specing for 'lane clear' because stukov is a bad healer. 
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Jul 13, 2017 02:35
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beejay posted:At some point, not long from now, they will not be able to fix this game I would think. My favorite is the inaccurate coin counters in BHB now giving weird values like saying your team has 23 coins when you only have 4. I mean how hard is it to sum the players coins. I know it's probably some weird memory location issue but I am frightened to think about how Hots manages to work at all.
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Jul 13, 2017 02:35
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Nice to see complaints about bugs instead of OP new heroes. I mean yeah Stukov is OP but nobody complains about him because he's so fun. It's like if a hero gave you free IRL bjs you wouldn't call for a nerf, you'd just hope you get your turn to play him some of the time.
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Jul 13, 2017 02:40
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BrianBoitano posted:Nice to see complaints about bugs instead of OP new heroes. No need to complain, it's juts so enjoyable to go on a ride with stukov's wild arm, getting pushed along at breakneck speed
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Jul 13, 2017 03:05
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So Rare skins have unique animations, special effects, and all that jazz, right? The Bone Visage skin for Xul that was recently released is rated as Rare, so I decided to pop into Try mode to see what was different. For Bone Spear, instead of throwing an actual bone spear, Xul throws his sword. That's it. A talent got slightly different art. That's what makes the skin Rare.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:12
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Power Bottom posted:So Rare skins have unique animations, special effects, and all that jazz, right? The Bone Visage skin for Xul that was recently released is rated as Rare, so I decided to pop into Try mode to see what was different. You're thinking of Legendary skins, which only sometimes have different VO but usually have different special effects.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:15
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Power Bottom posted:So Rare skins have unique animations, special effects, and all that jazz, right? The Bone Visage skin for Xul that was recently released is rated as Rare, so I decided to pop into Try mode to see what was different. Skins that have changed effects/animations/voice overs will explicitly state that they have those things on the store page for the skin. Xul's Bone Visage skins don't have that.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:22
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You know what's annoying as gently caress, Stukov dropping his lurking arm on Chromie's temporal loop spot.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:22
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I've seen a surprising amount of coop play with his lurking arm, even in QM. D.va boosting people and knocking them into it, Sitches eating someone and dropping them onto it, etc. Also if you want to be a dick, use it on an enemy Valeera's smoke bomb.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:32
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Alpha Mayo posted:I've seen a surprising amount of coop play with his lurking arm, even in QM. I just finished a game where our Varian was fantastic about taunting folks in it.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:48
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beejay posted:At some point, not long from now, they will not be able to fix this game I would think. I know this is, like, your thing, but yeesh. Finding and fixing bugs isn't nearly as foolproof as you seem to think it is.
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Brawl Bloodlust affects DK 
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