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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Simone Poodoin posted:

Malouda played for Guadaloupe a few years ago and there were no forfeits, nothing will happen

He's an ineligible player by the Gold Cup bylaws.

He's also never played for Guadeloupe.

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Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Simone Poodoin posted:

Malouda played for Guadaloupe a few years ago and there were no forfeits, nothing will happen

i'm not sure this is true

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Pretty sure Honduras will easily win this anyway, so Malouda playing won't matter anyway.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Yeah not Malouda, Angloma.

CONCACAF won't do poo poo, unless is to benefit the cash cow teams

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Couldn't get enough shots of the Honduras coach sweating through his suit jacket. :barf:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

binge crotching posted:

Pretty sure Honduras will easily win this anyway, so Malouda playing won't matter anyway.

Surprise goalless draw!

If we beat Honduras the whole Malouda thing won't matter, and on both teams' current form then maybe just maybe we can beat Honduras.just kidding this will all end in tears

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Soccer is on today with Panama v Nicaragua right now.

Later tonight USA v Martinique with 9:06PM EST kickoff

US Starting Lineup:

Guzan; Lichaj, Gonzalez, Hedges, Morrow; Zardes, Acosta, Roldan, Arriola; Agudelo, Morris

Tigren fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jul 13, 2017

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Every possession dies the second Zardes touches the ball.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Am I seriously the only person watching this? You just missed a Jeff Agoos reference! Think of what else you could miss!

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Am I seriously the only person watching this? You just missed a Jeff Agoos reference! Think of what else you could miss!

Sup


Yes i'm watching the Us play a non country (who has beaten canada twice)

Edit that number 9 for the usa is pretty awful why is he playing


Wheres fat jozy

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

stab posted:

Sup


Yes i'm watching the Us play a non country (who has beaten canada twice)

Edit that number 9 for the usa is pretty awful why is he playing


Wheres fat jozy

He's apparently on the A team not the B team.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

sportsgenius86 posted:

Every possession dies the second Zardes touches the ball.

That turnover earlier in the game when he donkey-touched it to a defender at the top of the box was especially bad.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

He's apparently on the A team not the B team.

Its nice to have enough players to field two teams

I think the canadian b team is my house league down the street

Edit haha martinique just hit the post

I mean its not going to happen, but what would be the shitstorm if martinique actually came away with something in this game

stab fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jul 13, 2017

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
This is poo poo and we deserve to lose

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

stab posted:

Its nice to have enough players to field two teams

I think the canadian b team is my house league down the street

All your strapping young lads are destroying everyone in hockey, don't feel too bad.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

paddyboat posted:

This is poo poo and we deserve to lose

Eelface
Jul 23, 2002

This 11 is poo poo hope for at least 2 subs at half also Tampa sucks why is this match there?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


stab posted:

Sup


Yes i'm watching the Us play a non country (who has beaten canada twice)

The United States need to win by 2 to take first place from Panama.

After the Panama game I fully expect them to lose straight-up.

ScooterMcTiny
Apr 7, 2004

This is such an awful game. Martinique deserves to be up

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The Gold Cup was a mistake

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Why the hell would you cut back a pass on a break like that?!?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
"Martinique aren't used to playing at this high level"

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

All your strapping young lads are destroying everyone in hockey, don't feel too bad.

You know whats sad?

Canada actually has more youth participating in soccer than in hockey so figure that one out :eng101:

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Where is MBM he's earned this

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This US squad is trash and I feel bad for Guzan

Eelface
Jul 23, 2002

I thought after Ghana that they had a chance vs Mexico and the ticos, but this is terrible

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

sportsgenius86 posted:

This US squad is trash and I feel bad for Guzan

Why, he's also kinda poo poo

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I feel fortunate to be watching this on UniMás, so I don't have to listen to the English-language commentary make excuses for the level of play!

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

gyasi zardes is rapidly climbing my usmnt hate chart, he is really bad at soccer, i don't like watching him

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

stab posted:

You know whats sad?

Canada actually has more youth participating in soccer than in hockey so figure that one out :eng101:

You don't have to buy body armor to play it and teams are bigger. It makes sense.

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





Bruce Arena's grand vision for US Soccer could use corrective lenses.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

FartingBedpost posted:

Bruce Arena's grand vision for US Soccer could use corrective lenses.

Wikipedia tells me it still includes Chris Wondolowski

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:gonk: how are you letting french caribbean beer-leaguers get this close :gonk:

ScooterMcTiny
Apr 7, 2004

Arriola is like a really bad Adam Lallana

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

this is a genuinely terrible match and i watch a ton of bad soccer

yeah sure usa #1 forever

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


FINALLY JESUS

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Get your bins out to the curb. It's garbage day!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I still hope the Martinicans score and Bruce Arena gets fired

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


paddyboat posted:

I still hope the Martinicans score and Bruce Arena gets fired

At that point they might just close US Soccer.

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

paddyboat posted:

I still hope the Martinicans score and Bruce Arena gets fired

Was Jurgen so bad that they needed to rehire the guy they already fired once?

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