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Beds a burnin
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Jul 12, 2017 19:36
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tastefully arranged labia posted:stay safe CIF ghost 
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Jul 12, 2017 19:42
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Soulex posted:blue sky mine
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Jul 12, 2017 20:14
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Naked Bear posted:They may not have even been alive in the nineties. Am I an old? 
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Am I an old? dude i was born... ..... in the eighties when do we stop saying 90s and 80s and 70s and start having to say 1990s and 1980s, etc because that's when i'll start having a sustained existential crisis
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Jul 12, 2017 23:16
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Ask them if they know what the Soviet Union was. If they answer, "what?" then you're old.
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Jul 12, 2017 23:23
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TBeats posted:dude 
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I turn 29 in a week. Next year I will be old.
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Jul 12, 2017 23:40
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TBeats posted:dude Basically never, but you can legitimately use the phrase"turn of the century."
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Jul 13, 2017 00:35
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oh i think it was back in 03 when a hogsead of gas cost $60 and everyone was driving giant horseless carriages like the H2 Hummdiddlydoodler
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Jul 13, 2017 00:38
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remember freedom fries and bush and rap-rock and bad punk music about bush
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Jul 13, 2017 00:46
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http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/enough-time-has-passed-reveal-george-w-bush-was-am-5642
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Jul 13, 2017 01:57
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Zeris posted:http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/enough-time-has-passed-reveal-george-w-bush-was-am-5642 
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Jul 13, 2017 02:39
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I turn 29 in a week. Next year I will be old. Still 27. It's a good age. No longer mid 20s, but not really late 20s. It really lets you skate under the radar of people giving a poo poo about you.
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psydude posted:Still 27. It's a good age. No longer mid 20s, but not really late 20s. It really lets you skate under the radar of people giving a poo poo about you. nobody is going to give a poo poo about you from here on out just fyi
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Jul 13, 2017 02:53
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I turn 29 in a week. Next year I will be old. You think 30 is old, but then you're like: "nah, 40 is old". Then a few years later: "nah, 50 is old" So on, and so forth til you're dead.
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Jul 13, 2017 02:54
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after you hit 25 and your insurance goes down there isn't much to look forward to anyway because we will all either be dead or won't be able to afford retirement when the time comes.
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Jul 13, 2017 02:57
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Went to a bar on the fourth and I didn't get carded. I'm only 27.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:07
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i still get carded sometimes  but i figure they're just carding everyone at that point
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Naked Bear posted:Went to a bar on the fourth and I didn't get carded. Lots of bars and stores are starting to card for booze regardless of appearances as standard policy.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:10
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When I was 24 I didn't get carded everywhere I went, but the girl I was with did. We were on a vacation so this happened probably half a dozen times in one day. At the end of the day I had enough and asked the bartender how old the girl I was with looked and she said "20, no older than 22." I asked how old I looked. 30. the bitch said 30.
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TBeats posted:When I was 24 I didn't get carded everywhere I went, but the girl I was with did. We were on a vacation so this happened probably half a dozen times in one day. At the end of the day I had enough and asked the bartender how old the girl I was with looked and she said "20, no older than 22." I asked how old I looked. Its the receding hair line. No idea if you actually have one..
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TBeats posted:nobody is going to give a poo poo about you from here on out just fyi Once you hit mid 30s they start expecting you to have kids and care about gardening. Genocide Tendency posted:Lots of bars and stores are starting to card for booze regardless of appearances as standard policy. Virginia has super dumb alcohol laws and super annoying booze cops (literally - they have cops whose entire job is catching people buying alcohol underage and selling alcohol to underage kids), so when I worked at a grocery store there I carded everyone who looked like they weren't quite old enough to join the AARP. psydude fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Jul 13, 2017 04:15
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TBeats posted:after you hit 25 and your insurance goes down there isn't much to look forward to anyway because we will all either be dead or won't be able to afford retirement when the time comes. If you're retarded and still in your PT score minimums go down at 32, and plummet from there.
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Jul 13, 2017 04:25
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I'm about to turn 30 as a PL, though nobody thinks I'm older than 25 unless I tell them
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I almost never get carded because of my beard. If I were to shave it like a retard, I would instantly get carded everywhere.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I almost never get carded because of my beard. If I were to shave it like a retard, I would instantly get carded everywhere. Same. I rarely got carded when I was in high school because of it.
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Jul 13, 2017 05:22
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feeling fuckin old itt
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Jul 13, 2017 05:44
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If I shave and wear contacts, I get carded so loving hard. I look like I'm goddamn 12. With glasses and the scruff I try to convince people is a beard, it's about 50/50
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Zeris posted:http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/enough-time-has-passed-reveal-george-w-bush-was-am-5642 wait that song was about bush?!
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psydude posted:super annoying booze cops (literally - they have cops whose entire job is catching people buying alcohol underage and selling alcohol to underage kids), This is most states. Its more of a county thing in Florida with how aggressive they are. Brevard, both the cities and county sheriff will run stings where they literally arrest clerks in the middle of peak businesses.
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Wasabi the J posted:If you're retarded and still in your PT score minimums go down at 32, and plummet from there. Yeah. 32 is when PT minimums drop to where you can probably pass with chronic back and knee injuries. 
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Jul 13, 2017 12:46
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I'm 30, I feel like I'm still 25 Unless I drink Then I feel 75 the next day
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Jul 13, 2017 13:26
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Regardless of fitness levels, diligence in avoiding letting the sun run roughshod over your skin goes a helluva long way toward looking young. The look of a 30+ year old who wears sunblock and hats vs one who just goes full literal red neck is night and day. Doubly so for a smoker who doesn't use sunblock. E: gently caress yeah boonie cap deployments and gently caress yeah, banning berets for outdoor ceremonies.
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I smoked like a chimney outside when I was in. But I've spent the last three years being a shut in so I'm keeping the cancer cells at bay. One trick for fighting cancer. Doctors hate me!
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Genocide Tendency posted:This is most states. Its more of a county thing in Florida with how aggressive they are. Brevard, both the cities and county sheriff will run stings where they literally arrest clerks in the middle of peak businesses. I grew up in MD, where there's basically no state-wide liquor laws other than being 21 and .08 BAC being a DUI, so it was a little strange.
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Back when I was a cashier in high school, the local police would hire freakishly older-looking for their age people, have them dress older, have the girls/women put on makeup not as a costume, but decidedly not in the style of a teen, then try to buy cigarettes or booze. I carded drat near everyone as a result. One of my coworkers got fired and landed the store a hefty fine when a guy who was 20, but looked like a grizzled lumberjack of 35+ bought booze in a sting. Hairy, bearded scotch-Irish dude with a ton of sun damage and early wrinkles.
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A girl I dated in high school got fired from Publix because she got one of the special needs guys that Publix hires to buy her beer. If you don't know what Publix is I feel sorry for your life.
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TBeats posted:] Publix is over rated with the exception of their subs and fried chicken.
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