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Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


220,000 Jobs? That's down from last year, Ed Balls.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I just don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42D_LJB30eY

It's so bad that I think it loops around and the guy is actually a brilliant satire of Trump voters.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I think I'd rather have trump be the president over kid rock

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Squizzle posted:

big fan of that sassy swig of mystery liquid from hand thrown pottery a young lady was carrying around

I'm the sonic the hedgehog music

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Gay Horney posted:

roses are red
violet, are grapes
donald j trump
is a president that rapes

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/sarahkendzior/status/885261496049074176

she sounds pretty nothing matters here lol

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Michael Bayleaf posted:

I think I'd rather have trump be the president over kid rock

In a perfect world, Kid Rock replaces Pence on the ticket in 2020.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


she's not that chill.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

some secret code about pp tape mayhaps?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

The Nastier Nate posted:

In a perfect world, Kid Rock replaces Pence on the ticket in 2020.

oh my god. I'm not sure I could even joke about that

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baller Ina posted:

look at his right arm all awkwardly cocked

even his relaxed pose is weird

HOW is he so off-putting

uncanny valley

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Bert Roberge posted:

I just don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42D_LJB30eY

It's so bad that I think it loops around and the guy is actually a brilliant satire of Trump voters.

this timeline is the worst people are so lame you can't even tell who's poe

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Michael Bayleaf posted:

oh my god. I'm not sure I could even joke about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lg_1Ka3C5I

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
how many people did bill clinton rape

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
dumbest of timelines

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

deadgoon posted:

how many people did bill clinton rape

too many to name according to noted Trump rapper 'Mint Chip'

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/mathewrodriguez/status/885211306583666689

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

You know, maybe it's just me but...hear me out.....I think this Trump guy might....MIGHT.....be a real dummy.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
how many people did hillary clinton rape

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

You know, maybe it's just me but...hear me out.....I think this Trump guy might....MIGHT.....be a real dummy.

It's not so much stupidity to say that as it is ballsiness, and he's right to be ballsy since he's never had a real consequence in his life.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
did anything happen in the politics today

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

hehehehehe

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this is a good joke

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

deadgoon posted:

did anything happen in the politics today

The heat death of the universe happened in an unexpected way because blank, then reality got reconstructed from a xerox'd offsite backup but the end product was even dumber and more nonsensical than it was yesterday. This happens every day, and will continue to happen until-- oh gently caress, there it goes again.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


so whats the actual truth

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle Wemus posted:

so whats the actual truth

卐BEST PRESIDENT EVER卐

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Uncle Wemus posted:

so whats the actual truth

none of us are real, and the void grows hungry

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Uncle Wemus posted:

so whats the actual truth

economy is slowing down year over year

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
the 220,000 jobs god bless trump meme is my favorite meme because it's literally just an average month for the last 2 years of obama

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
卐.com

is a real url

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

FAUXTON posted:

economy is slowing down year over year

capitalism's dyin', Cloud

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

skaboomizzy posted:

capitalism's dyin', Cloud

...

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Spoeank posted:

the 220,000 jobs god bless trump meme is my favorite meme because it's literally just an average month for the last 2 years of obama

if/when there's a crash on Donny's watch, doesn't matter if it's tomorrow or seven years into his reign, he's blaming Obama and he's getting away with it

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

financially racist posted:

i cannot fuckin imagine being dependent on opiates, i pinched a nerve in my neck and have been taking oxycodone for it and that poo poo makes me nauseous and unable to concentrate and it sucks. i don't think i could become addicted to it if i actively tried to.

same. one time I took a Vicodin and I couldn't get off the couch for the rest of the day because I felt like o was gonna throw up.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

I think w33d is g00d for that

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Donald J Trump is the Great Filter

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Uncle Wemus posted:

so whats the actual truth

Jeb! is a MESS

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Man Musk posted:

I think w33d is g00d

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nichael posted:

if/when there's a crash on Donny's watch, doesn't matter if it's tomorrow or seven years into his reign, he's blaming Obama and he's getting away with it

goddamn right it'll work, the functional anti-collusion defense is "obama didnt stop me"

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