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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mao says hello from her vacation home on the balcony

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Mmmmm....

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
water your loving grass

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Yes please

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I like my hippy low maintenance grass. The majority of the yellow is actually moss.

gently caress grass you water that crap and it just grows faster.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ded posted:

water your loving grass

i never water my grass

if it goes brown screw it, god wanted it dead

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i never water my grass

if it goes brown screw it, god wanted it dead

-The GOP

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





TBeats posted:

-The GOP

:drat:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Today i went to buy some magazines for my gun, saw one of them marked half off from an old sale. I asked them if they would honor the ticketed price and they did. So i got three of them for the price of 1.5 magazines.

Then i got taken over by my inner gear queer and got a cheap as poo poo red dot and scope.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's how they get you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Try getting a real caliber next time.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Naked Bear posted:

That's how they get you.

my gun looks cool with a scope. :shobon:

LingcodKilla posted:

Try getting a real caliber next time.

my gun is a .22 not a .22i

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Time to chill my yum-yums.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

ElMaligno posted:

my gun looks cool with a scope. :shobon:


my gun is a .22 not a .22i

Holy poo poo a complex numbers joke

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


please dont spoil my gun build

not caring here posted:

Holy poo poo a complex numbers joke

its not really that complicated :haw:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



Where is the Go-Pro so you can film murdering a paper target from 10 yards out while saying how you wish it was a "terrorist"?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Replace all of the add-ons with barrels imo

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Genocide Tendency posted:

Where is the Go-Pro so you can film murdering a paper target from 10 yards out while saying how you wish it was a "terrorist"?

On my MOLLE™ Tactical Vest. Lmao you noob.

Two Finger posted:

Replace all of the add-ons with barrels imo

You're over 20 years late dude



gently caress... that movie was over 20 years ago.

boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jul 14, 2017

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I saw that poo poo in theaters. It was awesome for 12 year old me.

Last movie I saw in theaters was Jurassic Park. It was a re-release some 4-5 years ago for either 3D or anniversary, but that's pretty easily forgotten and I get huge WTF looks until I mention it.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
dear dad chat

i want to reduce the heat more

anyone try out a window film to reduce heat or have any experience with that

I am reading home depot reviews atm

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Third World Reggin posted:

dear dad chat

i want to reduce the heat more

anyone try out a window film to reduce heat or have any experience with that

I am reading home depot reviews atm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
gently caress you for that commercial

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

gently caress you for that commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
gently caress you even more because just seeing the name is annoying

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Netflix Castlevania starts with "but what if.... MAN is the bad guy!?" and continues with Simon Belmont whipping a bunch of priests

Could not be yawning any harder

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
also if you are high and got 2 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0NzALRJifI

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Buca di Bepis posted:

Netflix Castlevania starts with "but what if.... MAN is the bad guy!?" and continues with Simon Belmont whipping a bunch of priests

Could not be yawning any harder

Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets...but have at you!

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
i like seeing the church get murdered especially in those times because gently caress'em

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Jesus is a oval office. Hail Stan

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

I still have no idea what the gently caress it's supposed to do.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Empty the wallets of gullible people.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
anime chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRSsybt9wAo

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Third World Reggin posted:

dear dad chat

i want to reduce the heat more

anyone try out a window film to reduce heat or have any experience with that

I am reading home depot reviews atm

For a real answer, I don't know if they make it for home use or who would apply it but..

There is a clear window film product made by, I believe 3M, called Air Blue or something to that effect used for windshields in cars. It's works great even in Florida with a black car. If they make it for home use, I recommend it.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Naked Bear posted:

That's how they get you.

http://oglaf.com/howtheygetyou/

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
sit around naked with a huge fan on you and stick ice cubes up your butt it works great, turn your bitcoin mining rigs off a bit during the hottest points of the day

these are some of HCTs "Beat the Heat, and your meat" summer safety tips

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CHICKEN SHOES posted:

sit around naked with a huge fan on you and stick ice cubes up your butt it works great, turn your bitcoin mining rigs off a bit during the hottest points of the day

these are some of HCTs "Beat the Heat, and your meat" summer safety tips

I'm pretty sure they make freezable dildos.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If you're all sweaty you don't even need any type of lotion or anything.

This one trick to beating off. Jergens hates him!!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

orange juche posted:

I'm pretty sure they make freezable dildos.
Yeah, they're called "popsicles."

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Naked Bear posted:

Yeah, they're called "popsicles."

No i mean big veiny freezable dildos shaped like a massive dick.

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