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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Ghostlight posted:

Worse - film critics.

Worse - a videogame critic

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

ante posted:

are those videogamers

Significantly worse: Canadian, internet film critics.

sigma 6
Nov 27, 2004

the mirror would do well to reflect further

Lime Tonics posted:

Even though this isnt real, I am going to try and build it anyways. According to amazon the motors and gears are like 4 dollars.

Dooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeet.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


a kitten posted:

I don't have a gif or anything of it, but it reminds me of an older AI or neural net whose goal was to get from one side of the area to another the quickest. Various different forms of locomotion were attempted, but the fastest one decided just to grow reaaaally tall and then fall over, thus technically achieving its goal.

The image I have in my head of this is glorious

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

catfry
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Kennel posted:

Related!




Reminds me of the genetic cars "game", where randomly generated shapes with wheels compete to get the furthest, and the succesful features are carried over to the next generation :

http://rednuht.org/genetic_cars_2/

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Lime Tonics posted:

Even though this isnt real, I am going to try and build it anyways. According to amazon the motors and gears are like 4 dollars.

the 2 euro coin is like another 4 tho :v:

If you do it please post it though, I love these projects.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



http://i.imgur.com/Cos4lwU.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/sC2VPhp.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/oilIxxw.mp4

Justification for the invention of vapes:
http://i.imgur.com/QEy0mx1.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/FMB7NEj.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/lE4WuVq.mp4

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I guess they're slightly less-dumb for doing that right in front of a pool, but man, that water looks NASTY. I'd rather take my chances with the flaming robe than risk a n.fowleri infection.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Maybe that's part of it.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
OK, so that looks like a skateboard wheel, and it's getting spun up by a... jet of water? And then it just fails because of the centrifugal/centripetal forces?


Who is this guy? And for that matter, the dude to his right, behind Trump, doesn't look like he's having a good time either.

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

hooah posted:

Who is this guy? And for that matter, the dude to his right, behind Trump, doesn't look like he's having a good time either.

Buzz Aldrin listening to Trump spout nonsense about space.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4658836/Hilarious-moment-Buzz-Aldrin-gives-Trump-baffled-look.html

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


hooah posted:

Who is this guy? And for that matter, the dude to his right, behind Trump, doesn't look like he's having a good time either.

Buzz Aldrin: American Hero, Crazy Old Guy, Will Punch a Motherfucker.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

hooah posted:

OK, so that looks like a skateboard wheel, and it's getting spun up by a... jet of water? And then it just fails because of the centrifugal/centripetal forces?

Not sure if that's water or sand hitting it, probably water. Likely expands due to heat caused by high friction.

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

Bird in a Blender posted:

Not sure if that's water or sand hitting it, probably water. Likely expands due to heat caused by high friction.

Found the video w/ info real fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpoyoPSiB3M

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Bird in a Blender posted:

Not sure if that's water or sand hitting it, probably water. Likely expands due to heat caused by high friction.

Nah, it's centrifugal force. Wheel go too fast for centripetal force to hold it in a tighter radius, wheel go :wom:

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

BrianBoitano posted:

Nah, it's centrifugal force. Wheel go too fast for centripetal force to hold it in a tighter radius, wheel go :wom:

Ok. Now that I think about it more, the amount that wheel expands is likely way too much for heat anyway. Wheel probably would have melted if it expanded just from heat.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:

I guess they're slightly less-dumb for doing that right in front of a pool, but man, that water looks NASTY. I'd rather take my chances with the flaming robe than risk a n.fowleri infection.
it's surrounded by blue walkways, and is lit by what looks like a yellow light, so not really surprising it's looking green, setting aside the yellow fireworks messing with the camera's light sensors.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Bird in a Blender posted:

Ok. Now that I think about it more, the amount that wheel expands is likely way too much for heat anyway. Wheel probably would have melted if it expanded just from heat.
por que no los dos

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/4yLb7PD.gifv

Roctavian
Feb 23, 2011

Bollywood superheros have gotten a bit fancier since then


I'd also like to use this occasion to share one of the best chase/fight scenes out of Bollywood in the last couple years, though I have no gifs of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3NIpIH8b3Q

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Roctavian posted:

Bollywood superheros have gotten a bit fancier since then


I'd also like to use this occasion to share one of the best chase/fight scenes out of Bollywood in the last couple years, though I have no gifs of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3NIpIH8b3Q

I've never seen a Bollywood film before but I would if they all starred the two main characters in this and all featured gratuitous 300 style slow-mo. Seriously, those guys are adorable together.

Although I must say my immersion was ruined in the first minute when one of the bad guys though he could stop a a flying vehicle with a butcher knife. Come on, son!

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Dienes posted:

Worse - a videogame critic

A videogame critic?

Roctavian
Feb 23, 2011

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

I've never seen a Bollywood film before but I would if they all starred the two main characters in this and all featured gratuitous 300 style slow-mo. Seriously, those guys are adorable together.

The plot of this movie is that an Indian-American circus acrobat is robbing every major bank in Chicago. CPD can't handle it, but one of them knows the right two guys for the job, the movie cuts to the scene you just saw, the rest of the film plays out exactly like any other buddy cop action-comedy you've seen except there are a lot of dancing and singing scenes.

Bollywood isn't 100% Abishek Bachchan and Aamir Khan but it's at least 75% gratuitous slow mo fighting scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlfJpFbVyiM

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

Although I must say my immersion was ruined in the first minute when one of the bad guys though he could stop a a flying vehicle with a butcher knife. Come on, son!



http://i.imgur.com/hQZF7xe.gifv

Maleh-Vor
Oct 26, 2003

Artificial difficulty.

I saw that movie, it was pretty good.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Roctavian posted:

The plot of this movie is that an Indian-American circus acrobat is robbing every major bank in Chicago. CPD can't handle it, but one of them knows the right two guys for the job, the movie cuts to the scene you just saw, the rest of the film plays out exactly like any other buddy cop action-comedy you've seen except there are a lot of dancing and singing scenes.





http://i.imgur.com/hQZF7xe.gifv

Please please please the names of the .gif movies?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Roctavian posted:

I'd also like to use this occasion to share one of the best chase/fight scenes out of Bollywood in the last couple years, though I have no gifs of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3NIpIH8b3Q
They make cool action scenes but I wouldn't hire an Indian to build a brick wall.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The first one is Krrish 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCCVVgtI5xU

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Second is Osthe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyD36aHaPNA

Third is Magadheera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZsgbK4qY-I

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Someone already made it!



from : https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6n5g46/got_my_soap_bubble_machine_to_work/

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

We have far more efficient bubble technology already.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.
Thank you Ghostlight :yotj:. Content:

Blues Brothers
http://i.imgur.com/HUDloep.mp4
Police Story 4: First Strike

Nude has a new favorite as of 01:33 on Jul 14, 2017

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

He totally misunderstood the purpose of the geartrain on the right. Looks like the motor goes fast normally in the original, and then slows down when that button is hit. On this one, the motor is off until the button is hit, and then it turns on really fast.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

ante posted:

He totally misunderstood the purpose of the geartrain on the right. Looks like the motor goes fast normally in the original, and then slows down when that button is hit. On this one, the motor is off until the button is hit, and then it turns on really fast.

It's the same. The fan in the animation just keeps spinning unpowered when the button isn't pressed by the cam.

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

ante posted:

He totally misunderstood the purpose of the geartrain on the right. Looks like the motor goes fast normally in the original, and then slows down when that button is hit. On this one, the motor is off until the button is hit, and then it turns on really fast.

I'm very confused as to how you're seeing the button slow down the fan.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I heard you like Bollywood films...





End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
bollywood action films and parody porn movies are the funniest poo poo on the earth

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

End of Shoelace posted:

bollywood action films and parody porn movies are the funniest poo poo on the earth

My brother and his roommates back in the mid 00's would all sit around and watch porn parodies and fast forward through the sex parts and laugh hysterically at the "stories".

Dildo Saggins in "Lord of the G-String" was a big player.

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