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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


tacodaemon posted:

check out how close the Moscow Ritz-Carlton (where the piss tape was filmed) is to the Kremlin



it's close enough that you can PISS on the Kremlin

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Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Brother Friendship posted:

fmn you are trapped in the zuck zone let me help



Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
takes 2 4 69

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)



I thought Trump didn't drink

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mons Hubris posted:

I thought Trump didn't drink

he doesnt drink............wine

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Mons Hubris posted:

I thought Trump didn't drink

oh, that ain't no bubbly :madmax:

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

Mons Hubris posted:

I thought Trump didn't drink

he never drinks... alcohol

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Mons Hubris posted:

I thought Trump didn't drink

I'm not sure how to break this to you but Donald Trump does not always tell the truth

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Thoatse posted:

takes 2 4 69

do u mean 2 4 70??

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I love the straight white men who are embracing the “lol nothing matters” nihilist mentality because they know they won’t ever be the target of discrimination :allears:

:getin:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Mons Hubris posted:

I thought Trump didn't drink

That scene in Party Monster when Macaulay Culkin pisses into Seth Green's wine glass.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Weeping Wound posted:

oh, that ain't no bubbly :madmax:

Sorry, I've only ever seen folks drink hot steaming piss out of a mug. Carry on.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/885541188245364736

:thunk:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Does anyone have a bumper sticker that says Piss Tape is Real, Mike Pence hosed a Horse.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

you have 2746 posts in this thread, more than 900 more than the second most prolific poster, and you're seriously somehow still confused about why we're waiting with bated breath to see the legendary kompromat that caused a President of the United States to betray his loving country be released and cause extreme incredible humiliation of Donald J. Trump???

That tape will just have Trump going "I have the strongest urine stream, the greatest, it's true, no one pisses with stronger flow than Trump."

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


Are clintonites random stupidity generators

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

yea why aren't we bombing russia?

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



That dude has been a joke since the 90s

Saturday night live was dunking on him every week for a few years

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Go away Hillaryman

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

legit support this, why the hell not, maximum chaos

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

jeez if only someone thought about bombing russia sooner we could have avoided the cold war

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


That would end well for everyone, thanks irrelevant political man

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

paul its time to go back in time and prevent the cold war and also communism and the czar too

*time travel door opens*

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Why can't real life be Operation Snake Eater

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


rear end cobra posted:

Go away Hillaryman

true story hillaryman is the cousin of slenderman

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

LETS GO BACK IN TIME MARTY, TO THE START, OF COMMUNISM!!!!!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


and people wonder why jon had to invade crossfire

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Marty, Jeb! was a mistake! Time to go back

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Maddow's going to talk about that "NO FOUL PLAY" suicide lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
SKULLCEL!!! Jesus loving Christ ahahahahahhahaa


https://twitter.com/BUSSCRO/status/885651702866726913

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I'm not sure I want to see the piss tape now, I mean there is probably plenty of elderly porn on the internet, but hearing a senile old man ordering prostitutes to pee on his bed with that stupid voice of his, drat, that might be too much

I'll have to wait for an AwfulVideo review

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

trumps lawyers knew about donnie jr lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Send my kibble to the Stars
meow forever in the dark

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

President Trump’s legal team was informed more than three weeks ago about the email chain showing that his son Donald Jr. met with a Kremlin-connected lawyer last June, two sources familiar with the handling of the matter told Yahoo News.

Trump told Reuters in an interview on Wednesday that he learned just “a couple of days ago” that his son, Donald Trump Jr, had met with the Russian lawyer, Natalia Veselnitskaya, after receiving emails that she would supply him with information that “would incriminate Hillary” and was “part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump.” That was the day after Donald Jr. released the email exchanges himself, after learning they would be published by the New York Times.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Brother Friendship posted:

paul its time to go back in time and prevent the cold war and also communism and the czar too

*time travel door opens*

PAUL: Greetings fellow blue collar honest worker! Have you ever considered that a free market with a well-funded safety net and proper regulation can spur innovation and drive down costs in a controlled and compassionate progression? Let us go to the palace and petition your well-meaning but misguided authorities!

SERF: Помоги мне Я голоден

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/885654635553452032

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Joementum posted:

SKULLCEL!!! Jesus loving Christ ahahahahahhahaa


https://twitter.com/BUSSCRO/status/885651702866726913

what in the gently caress is this?

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/etuckerAP/status/885609719716597762

Probably the non-voting rep of the Virgin Islands.

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Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/885667188476190721

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