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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


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joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Amazing. This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



:perfect:

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
"No, I meant 'again' as in we just had this exact conversation fifteen minutes ago, on the street."

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



"Ahem. My shades are up here, dearest."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Now I ain't sayin' she a mole digger.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


That diamond is getting bigger in every panel.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

It's pretty polite of Melvin to propose again for Pete's benefit. Also I guess in a more intimate setting than the middle of a rubble-strewn street.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lurdiak posted:

That diamond is getting bigger in every panel.

Maybe it's just perspective as it gets closer to the reader.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"Did you just propose to May again?"
"Nah, I just got down on one knee and pulled out a diamond ring for laughs."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ok, now I know there's like, GILF porn out there and all that, but as someone who has worked with the elderly I have no earthly clue what is attractive about Aunt May. Even by old lady standards she's a doddering idiot with tissue skin.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

Ok, now I know there's like, GILF porn out there and all that, but as someone who has worked with the elderly I have no earthly clue what is attractive about Aunt May. Even by old lady standards she's a doddering idiot with tissue skin.

Mole Man is banking on the light reboot to match the cinematic universe where she suddenly morphs into Marisa Tomei.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

Ok, now I know there's like, GILF porn out there and all that, but as someone who has worked with the elderly I have no earthly clue what is attractive about Aunt May. Even by old lady standards she's a doddering idiot with tissue skin.

Mole Man isn't that shallow.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Enjoying Peter talking about things that happened in Subterranea when he was only there as Spider-Man.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Tunicate posted:

Mole Man isn't that shallow.
I hate this pun down to the core.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Man, the art has taken a turn, but the writing is still the same.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

mind the walrus posted:

Ok, now I know there's like, GILF porn out there and all that, but as someone who has worked with the elderly I have no earthly clue what is attractive about Aunt May. Even by old lady standards she's a doddering idiot with tissue skin.

Mole Man knows where the fountain of youth is.

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012

Zeeman posted:

Enjoying Peter talking about things that happened in Subterranea when he was only there as Spider-Man.

In fairness, Aunt May probably mentioned one of the most exciting series of events in her entire life to the nephew she helped raise.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Aww. :3:

Here's todays, correctly uploaded!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Stop trying to get in the way of their love, MJ. :argh:

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

I hope they forget about Tyrannus for a few weeks and we enjoy wedding planning.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Of course, since this strip never changes the status quo in the long run, they're gonna fight Tyrannus, beat him, then Moley will be forced by duty to take over underground or else the monsters will run rampant, and since May can't live down there it will all come to nothing.

I'd love to be wrong and see May actually marry the dude, but c'mon, this ain't the strip that does that kind of thing. :sigh:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

jng2058 posted:

Of course, since this strip never changes the status quo in the long run, they're gonna fight Tyrannus, beat him, then Moley will be forced by duty to take over underground or else the monsters will run rampant, and since May can't live down there it will all come to nothing.

I'd love to be wrong and see May actually marry the dude, but c'mon, this ain't the strip that does that kind of thing. :sigh:

It changed with One More Day, then retconned back thanks to reader letters

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


Thats... actually quite mature of Spidey. Good for him.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Tunicate posted:

It changed with One More Day, then retconned back thanks to reader letters

Minus JJJ's girlfriend/rival Maria Lopez. :(

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Aww. :3:

Here's todays, correctly uploaded!



Don't walk this one back, Stan Lee('s Ghost Writer): I want Moleman to become Peter's new Uncle and just be a regular part of the strip for decades to come.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ikasuhito posted:

Thats... actually quite mature of Spidey. Good for him.

it's not so much maturity as it is peter defaulting to inaction at every opportunity

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
And in some crazy way, he wins!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Begemot posted:

To my mind, the perfect NSM moment was when he gets into a shipping container on the back of a truck through a like high-tech device that makes the roof intangible. But then that's deactivated, so when he tries to dramatically leap out and confront the Vulture, he knocks himself out for several hours.

But really the whole first three quarters of the movie is Pete being an idiot. It's fantastic.

Yeah, think I mentioned that before. I was half expecting Rocket to pop in and go "Man you humans are dumb" and then leave.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's not so much maturity as it is peter defaulting to inaction at every opportunity
True that. Peter is a savant when it comes to the path of ineffectual resistance.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

jng2058 posted:

Of course, since this strip never changes the status quo in the long run, they're gonna fight Tyrannus, beat him, then Moley will be forced by duty to take over underground or else the monsters will run rampant, and since May can't live down there it will all come to nothing.

I'd love to be wrong and see May actually marry the dude, but c'mon, this ain't the strip that does that kind of thing. :sigh:

Or it turns out May was Tyrannus the whole time and the marriage is a plot to secure the underworld throne.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Odonata posted:

Or it turns out May was Tyrannus the whole time and the marriage is a plot to secure the underworld throne.

A peaceful joining of House Elder and House Parker

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Again, where is he keeping them? :gonk:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Synthbuttrange posted:



Again, where is he keeping them? :gonk:
He just opens his trenchcoat and 90% of his apparent body mass was actually gold and diamonds.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

MJ is reconsidering her life choices there.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rich uncle Moleskin Bags here.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Gold is renowned for being extremely heavy! It's one of its most well known properties!

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

CapnAndy posted:

Gold is renowned for being extremely heavy! It's one of its most well known properties!

Mole Man beat up the Thing (admittedly by hitting him in the shins with a stick), he's probably pretty strong.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The proportional strength of a mole!

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