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peeonwe: Mar 3, 2010; by zen death robot

A Handed Missus posted:

strawcels

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:26

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nichael posted:

I wonder if Ford liked to be urinated on my geishas?

You should ask them

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:26

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I just ended capitalism

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:26

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

MariusLecter posted:

You should ask them

m's not even close to b, how did I do that...

euphronius posted:

I just ended capitalism

Cool, thanks buddy.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:27

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

for all that's poo poo about coolidge, i still have a soft spot for a guy who drank Moxie to commemorate becoming president and whose idea of a good joke was to set off the WH alarms and hide behind the curtains while the secret service frantically searched for him

also we're like not even a century out from a time when the president of the USA's son could get a blister on his toe playing tennis and then die agonizingly from it with medical science helpless to save him or relieve his suffering, and if antibiotics continue to lose their effectiveness we may be on the brink of going back to that exciting time!

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:27

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/dabeard/status/885679285582929920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JoxISdBzmY

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:27

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Actually, our most forgettable President was Elias Boudinot

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:28

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Nichael posted:

I wonder if Ford liked to be urinated on my geishas?

Lol at Ford looking rather Gorbachevesque there with the mark of the pardon beast on his head.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:28

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

euphronius posted:

I just ended capitalism

nice

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:29

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Apraxin posted:

also we're like not even a century out from a time when the president of the USA's son could get a blister on his toe playing tennis and then die agonizingly from it with medical science helpless to save him or relieve his suffering, and if antibiotics continue to lose their effectiveness we may be on the brink of going back to that exciting time!

barron nooooo :ohdear:

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:29

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

nice

now what

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:29

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

euphronius posted:

now what

"all that's left is to get drunk".

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:30

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Nichael posted:

I wonder if Ford liked to be urinated on my geishas?

Ford and Kissinger and Rumsfeld

endless streams of geisha PISS

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:32

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:33

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Nichael posted:

I was thinking about emailing him. I have a very Jewish sounding last name and I'm thinking that might be the trigger.

That reminds me of the time I found then-campaign-manager Corey Lewandowski's phone number (in the roster of his Massachusetts LEO soccer league or something)

After an hour of fruitless drunken searching, at 5AM I found one that looked legit, so I called it

He picked up and I froze. I knew immediately it was actually him because his voice is distinct, and I had no plan -- so I glanced up at my browser tabs and saw Dilbro's blog and pretended to be his agent

Corey was very confused, obviously, and I remember he said "this is not how we normally conduct business" more than once. Eventually he hung up on me.

I called back the next day and the line was disconnected. Sad!

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:34

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Oiled and Ready posted:

REPEAL AND REPLACE #MAGAnitsky

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/885697735407611904

bEnGhAzI

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:35

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Mo_Steel posted:

Randy Bryce 2020

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:35

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Joementum posted:

Actually, our most forgettable President was Elias Boudinot

edith wilson

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:36

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Nichael posted:

"all that's left is to get drunk".

This should be this thread's title after either the piss tape(s) is released or TRUMP is impeached

TRUMPNaN: All that's left is to get drunk.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:36

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Oiled and Ready posted:

That reminds me of the time I found then-campaign-manager Corey Lewandowski's phone number (in the roster of his Massachusetts LEO soccer league or something)

After an hour of fruitless drunken searching, at 5AM I found one that looked legit, so I called it

He picked up and I froze. I knew immediately it was actually him because his voice is distinct, and I had no plan -- so I glanced up at my browser tabs and saw Dilbro's blog and pretended to be his agent

Corey was very confused, obviously, and I remember he said "this is not how we normally conduct business" more than once. Eventually he hung up on me.

I called back the next day and the line was disconnected. Sad!

that's actually pretty awesome

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:36

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Oiled and Ready posted:

That reminds me of the time I found then-campaign-manager Corey Lewandowski's phone number (in the roster of his Massachusetts LEO soccer league or something)

After an hour of fruitless drunken searching, at 5AM I found one that looked legit, so I called it

He picked up and I froze. I knew immediately it was actually him because his voice is distinct, and I had no plan -- so I glanced up at my browser tabs and saw Dilbro's blog and pretended to be his agent

Corey was very confused, obviously, and I remember he said "this is not how we normally conduct business" more than once. Eventually he hung up on me.

I called back the next day and the line was disconnected. Sad!

You probably could have just told him you were oiled and ready

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:37

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

the predisent likes pee

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:37

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Jazerus posted:

edith wilson

was never actually president even though she did most of the work

dick Cheney was president twice though

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:38

Ugly Tony: May 6, 2005; It's not even Tuesday, dog

euphronius posted:

now what

round up the collaborators

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:38

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Oiled and Ready posted:

Corey was very confused, obviously, and I remember he said "this is not how we normally conduct business" more than once.

http://i.imgur.com/5N65cig.gifv

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:38

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

okay yeah I give up Joementum

Abramson has been hyperactive the past week and I can't take it anymore since literally the only thing he does is retweet news while adding his (irrelevant) take on them

Unfollowed

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:42

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

"hi, you've reached the Kush. oh, not doin much just looking at some dog dicks on these statues. how's it going at the White House? any news about Don Jr? not that I'd know anything about that."

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:42

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

okay yeah I give up Joementum

Abramson has been hyperactive the past week and I can't take it anymore since literally the only thing he does is retweet news while adding his (irrelevant) take on them

Unfollowed

so he's a c-spam poster???

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:42

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Yinlock posted:

so he's a c-spam poster???

yes I was aware of the self-irony while writing that post

at least I don't do long-rear end threads over 45 minutes that I have to repeatedly and repeatedly scroll past the same first few tweets every time I update my feed

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:43

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/885705045253263361

an island in the pacific continues to dunk on the trump administration

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:43

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Zac_Petkanas/status/885703962447544320

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:43

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

maybe piss tape is a series of magazine photographs and we should be checking the woods nearby?

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:43

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/Zac_Petkanas/status/885703962447544320

what was that that lawyer was talking about?

something about conscious guilt leading to constant changing of story

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:44

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Grem posted:

Trump's lawyer did NOT e-mail me back and that's a bitch move.

mine just said Resign Now

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:44

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I'm a cuck! For Mark Zuck!

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:44

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Oiled and Ready posted:

REPEAL AND REPLACE #MAGAnitsky

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/885697735407611904

this is bad news for the president, Hillary Clinton

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:44

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

"hi, you've reached the Kush. oh, not doin much just looking at some dog dicks on these statues. how's it going at the White House? any news about Don Jr? not that I'd know anything about that."

* Mike Pence runs around corner, panting heavily* "awww dammit Jared you told me they were horse statues"

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:45

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Joementum posted:

Actually, our most forgettable President was Elias Boudinot

was this the president for one day guy

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:45

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

SKULL.GIF posted:

what was that that lawyer was talking about?

something about conscious guilt leading to constant changing of story

aha found it

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/884450502670303232

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:46

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Rocks posted:

* Mike Pence runs around corner, panting heavily* "awww dammit Jared you told me they were horse statues"

# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:46

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