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| The Big3 Tourney |
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67 | 22.41% |
| Will Lakers draft Ball |
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40 | 13.38% |
| Where will the Pauls go |
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| Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? |
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41 | 13.71% |
| Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking |
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97 | 32.44% |
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ex post facho posted:melo's only played defense once in his career, and it was for his wife when he waited for kg outside kg's team bus after kg said lala tasted like honey nut cheerios Man I do not remember KG saying that, but that's pretty funny. Presumably had they fought, Melo would have slapped him and then set the WR for the 100M dash
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Jul 14, 2017 16:09
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Man I do not remember KG saying that, but that's pretty funny. Presumably had they fought, Melo would have slapped him and then set the WR for the 100M dash KG was the one doing the running that time. He ran to the team bus as fast as possible after the game, hence Melo waiting outside. KG doesn't do as well when people are willing to fight back and not tiny compared to him. But lol at the Melo slap and run fight. That should go in his retirement video.
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Jul 14, 2017 16:14
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Spacebump posted:KG was the one doing the running that time. He ran to the team bus as fast as possible after the game, hence Melo waiting outside. KG doesn't do as well when people are willing to fight back and not tiny compared to him. On the other hand it led to pictures of Melo dejectedly standing outside of a bus, so, worth
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Jul 14, 2017 16:15
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Spacebump posted:KG was the one doing the running that time. He ran to the team bus as fast as possible after the game, hence Melo waiting outside. KG doesn't do as well when people are willing to fight back and not tiny compared to him. The only thing I remember about Mardy Collins' career! He was at the center of that fight IIRC. Aside from "wasn't very good".
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Jul 14, 2017 16:18
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BWV posted:As much as I hated Rose I still love that he jammed with both hands. Not enough people dunk with two hands for safety in transition like that. A double handed stuff is the best. 
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Jul 14, 2017 16:20
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Celtics are gonna announce Hayward's signing in 2 hours. I'm gonna watch and make kissy faces at the sceen e: Oh my god they're just announcing it but he's not there. My day is ruined. Young Savage why you grasp it so hard Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Jul 14, 2017 16:24
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ESPN had Luke Walton come interview with them after a Summer League game to discuss Lonzo Ball. They are really desperate to cater to Lakers fans.
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Jul 14, 2017 16:28
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Strawberry Panda posted:ESPN had Luke Walton come interview with them after a Summer League game to discuss Lonzo Ball. They managed to talk him up during his 2-15 game so I can't imagine listening when he's actually doing good stuff. I watch those games on mute
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Jul 14, 2017 16:31
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Cool Buff Man posted:Young Savage why you grasp it so hard why you gotta 12 car garage *pchewpchewpchewpchewpchewpchew*
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Jul 14, 2017 16:33
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Cool Buff Man posted:Celtics are gonna announce Hayward's signing in 2 hours. I'm gonna watch and make kissy faces at the sceen It could be worse. You could be a Pacers fan
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Jul 14, 2017 16:34
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pubic works project posted:It could be worse. You could be a Pacers fan Fair enough, but you have uhhhh *shuffles papers* Oladipo who dribbles up to his eyeballs and looks nearly out of control every time he drives so that's a good building block for the future. If Sabonis can learn to shoot 40% from the floor that'd be good too. Metapod won't like this post You'll still probably be the 8th seed
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Jul 14, 2017 16:40
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Happy CP3 day to my fellow Rockets fans
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Jul 14, 2017 16:42
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KG is soft as poo poo and Melo would probably give him hands. Now if like Ron Baker stepped to KG he might actually act tough and stand face to face with the man who's wife he insulted.
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Jul 14, 2017 16:42
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Oladipo has sleepy eyes and that's the best base for NBA
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Jul 14, 2017 16:42
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leftist heap posted:Oladipo has sleepy eyes and that's the best base for NBA The only time I've ever enjoyed watching him was at the dunk contest when he warbled off-key to Rihanna while wearing a tuxedo t-shirt
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Jul 14, 2017 16:43
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Dexo posted:KG is soft as poo poo and Melo would probably give him hands. KG went after Dwight and needed like 5 dudes to hold him back while Dwight was easily held back with one arm by a single official 
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Jul 14, 2017 16:48
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Melo does boxing training
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Jul 14, 2017 16:48
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Cool Buff Man posted:The only time I've ever enjoyed watching him was at the dunk contest when he warbled off-key to Rihanna while wearing a tuxedo t-shirt Most of us can only dream of such lofty career highs my friend
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Jul 14, 2017 16:51
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Cool Buff Man posted:The only time I've ever enjoyed watching him was at the dunk contest when he warbled off-key to Rihanna while wearing a tuxedo t-shirt Your TaeTrait is constantly remembering that moment in different ways
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Jul 14, 2017 16:51
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Intruder posted:KG went after Dwight and needed like 5 dudes to hold him back while Dwight was easily held back with one arm by a single official Dwight is about the only big less about that life than KG lol.
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Jul 14, 2017 16:52
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NickRoweFillea posted:Melo pays someone thousands of dollars to let him punch the pads they are holding while boosting his confidence.
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Jul 14, 2017 16:52
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Dexo posted:KG is soft as poo poo and Melo would probably give him hands.
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Jul 14, 2017 16:55
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Every single nba player since like 1968 would 100% kick the rear end of every single person who posts here with the exception of maybe Mugsy Bogues. And Kevin Durant
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Jul 14, 2017 16:57
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Rudy T was susceptible to punches Muggsy would murder every last one of us
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Jul 14, 2017 16:59
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Paul Zuvella posted:Every single nba player since like 1968 would 100% kick the rear end of every single person who posts here with the exception of maybe Mugsy Bogues. Thank you for admitting the fact that Adam Morrison would whoop your loving rear end
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Jul 14, 2017 17:00
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Paul Zuvella posted:Every single nba player since like 1968 would 100% kick the rear end of every single person who posts here with the exception of maybe Mugsy Bogues. Chandler Parsons
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Jul 14, 2017 17:02
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the_american_dream posted:Your TaeTrait is constantly remembering that moment in different ways My imagination is a strange place For instance whenever I look at Demarcus Cousins I see Roseanne's son like Newman sees Kramer as a turkey https://3dthis.com/player.htm?h=OTczMzUwOQ Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Jul 14, 2017 17:03
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Paul Zuvella posted:Every single nba player since like 1968 would 100% kick the rear end of every single person who posts here with the exception of maybe Mugsy Bogues. Nah man. I could take Rubio. Just need to put a rim around my neck. Will never be able to hit me.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:03
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RCarr posted:Thank you for admitting the fact that Adam Morrison would whoop your loving rear end Yes, that 6 foot 8, diabetes ridden, porno mustache having, neanderthal looking man would 100% whoop my rear end.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:03
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This made me think of Early Boykins. Earl Boykins was the best.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:03
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I could beat up spencer hawes
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Jul 14, 2017 17:04
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I could take Dwight. Just have one of those electronic fart noise makers and keep pressing the button while punching him
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Jul 14, 2017 17:04
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Paul Zuvella posted:Every single nba player since like 1968 would 100% kick the rear end of every single person who posts here with the exception of maybe Mugsy Bogues.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:05
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NickRoweFillea posted:Melo does boxing training He ain't hard until he does MMA training like my man, Roy Hibbert. Intruder posted:I could take Dwight. Just have one of those electronic fart noise makers and keep pressing the button while punching him You could get that Despicable Me toy fart gun. Intruder posted:Rudy T was susceptible to punches Just go "Punch me, you loving midget." He'll miss your face and then fold.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:05
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Intruder posted:I could take Dwight. Just have one of those electronic fart noise makers and keep pressing the button while punching him Or bring a condom, or bring a high school aged girl and he will be completely distracted.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:07
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https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/885893348585873408 Metapod will be happy.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:08
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Dexo posted:bring a high school aged girl and he will be completely distracted.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:09
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I thought he signed with Indiana ??
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Jul 14, 2017 17:09
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Dexo posted:Dwight is about the only big less about that life than KG lol. He thinks about fighting for a split second and then he remembers he already pays millions in child support
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Jul 14, 2017 17:09
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Intruder posted:I could take Dwight. I would wreck him
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