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Captain Lavender posted:Wheel of the Worst 5 I think SOS might be the best single thing they've watched, but the most recent WotW was the best overall episode.
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Jul 14, 2017 11:56
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Rich's laugh overlaid with the rooster crowing was genius.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I really want a new Nerd Crew. Sorry, you're stuck with us
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Supernorn posted:Rich's laugh overlaid with the rooster crowing was genius. lol it really was
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WampaLord posted:I agree, it's nuts that all of this stuff found distribution. Nowadays we assume that any idiot can find a platform, but you used to have put actual work into it, or at least be able to talk to a distributor and not scare them away with how weird you are. There was SO MUCH more money floating around in the 80's, you have no idea - the first waves of the finance shell games leading up to the housing crashes were happening And we had fewer distractions And it was the first wave of 'democratic creators' so of course it was all terrible Outsider Art
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Saw Spiderman: Homecoming Ned > Vulture > Spiderman > sleepy Robert Downey Jr > Spiderman's badly dubbed voice > MJ > Disney's Marvel's Star War's Lego's Death Star MJ as a rebellious quirky teen who doesn't like the man was there for comic relief but it just reminded me of all the kids I knew in high school who tried to be 'that kid' and it came off as annoying. The person I went to the theater with who thinks protesting is a fun activity CLAPPED for MJ's fight the power attitude. Bad news for her though, all of Spiderman's love interests end up dead or hating him or sometimes exiled in another dimension with amnesia. My friend also complained that Aunt May wasn't given enough to do but considering Aunt May is usually just there to be in danger or almost catch Peter being Spiderman (which is always the most boring part of a spiderman movie) I don't know how she could've really added to it. Also, CG was laughable in some scenes.
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Aunt May was in it the perfect amount. At 15, you're doing everything in your power to distance yourself from your parent figures and gain a sense of independence. It wouldn't make sense if Peter was hanging around with her all the time, and I'm glad she wasn't used as a damsel in distress.
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I hope some day DC makes a movie where Batman is a 15 year old autistic kid and most of the movie is pointless high school drama. I'm gunna say it's the best Batman movie ever made, much better than the dark Knight or Tim Burton's Batman.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:12
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a bone to pick posted:I hope some day DC makes a movie where Batman is a 15 year old autistic kid and most of the movie is pointless high school drama. Didn't they make that into a series already?
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a bone to pick posted:I hope some day DC makes a movie where Batman is a 15 year old autistic kid and most of the movie is pointless high school drama. You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the Spiderman character if you think that's not exactly what he's supposed to be.
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Just got back from seeing it. It actually wasnt bad and was kinda good. Funny Marvel humor, good action, special effects, Marvel has this down to a science. Cant wait for the next one! LOL just kidding i havnt seen it and never will. gently caress Spiderman
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Jul 14, 2017 17:16
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vermin posted:Also, CG was laughable in some scenes. The scene on the outside of the plane had one good sight gag, but the rest of it was kind of garbage, and they tried to make it cloudy and smoky to make up for that fact. But yeah, the whole movie was fantastic. a bone to pick posted:I hope some day DC makes a movie where Batman is a 15 year old autistic kid and most of the movie is pointless high school drama. I think you've just described Batman Beyond.
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Aunt May was good cos she wasn't a 900 year old woman like she's portrayed in the comics but was actually hot Marisa Tomei
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Batman Beyond was good and when I get my serious writer chops I'm gonna do a gigantic Batman Netflix series about it.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Aunt May was good cos she wasn't a 900 year old woman like she's portrayed in the comics but was actually hot Marisa Tomei Whoever ran her wardrobe did a really good job of making her look like just some dude's aunt, though. Like, still hot under most conditions, but weird grandma pants pretty much constantly. It was one of my biggest problems with the film.
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reignofevil posted:Batman Beyond was good and when I get my serious writer chops I'm gonna do a gigantic Batman Netflix series about it. I'd throw money at that
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WampaLord posted:You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the Spiderman character if you think that's not exactly what he's supposed to be. That is absolutely not what Spider-Man is supposed to be, you have been tricked like everyone else into thinking that Spider-Man is Marvel's Peter pan and he's forever young. In the comics he graduated high school in like the first 20 issues.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Aunt May was good cos she wasn't a 900 year old woman like she's portrayed in the comics but was actually hot Marisa Tomei I wish I could go back in time and be turned down by 1985 Marisa tomei.
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SpacePig posted:Whoever ran her wardrobe did a really good job of making her look like just some dude's aunt, though. Like, still hot under most conditions, but weird grandma pants pretty much constantly. It was one of my biggest problems with the film. Hmm maybe I'll have to see this movie after all mmmmm. My........ Mmmmmmmmmm................ Mm. Mmmmmmmmmm.........
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a bone to pick posted:That is absolutely not what Spider-Man is supposed to be, you have been tricked like everyone else into thinking that Spider-Man is Marvel's Peter pan and he's forever young. In the comics he graduated high school in like the first 20 issues. Married normal age Spiderman is boring, we have so many adult aged superheroes already. Him having to juggle a high school life is what makes him interesting.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:22
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Spiderman doesnt exist and can be whatever the writers/directors/creators/etc. want him to be. There are no "spider man facts" that need to be adhered to and understood in order to get spiderman "correct". They can decide that spider man is actually a black trans woman who doesnt have any superpowers, and it will be no less accurate or "wrong" than anything else.
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a bone to pick posted:That is absolutely not what Spider-Man is supposed to be, you have been tricked like everyone else into thinking that Spider-Man is Marvel's Peter pan and he's forever young. In the comics he graduated high school in like the first 20 issues. Ahah yes.... Hmm I see I see.... So you say that in the comics he
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Blue Star posted:They can decide that spider man is actually a black trans woman who doesnt have any superpowers, and it will be no less accurate or "wrong" than anything else. lol not under Marvels contract they can't
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Blue Star posted:Spiderman doesnt exist and can be whatever the writers/directors/creators/etc. want him to be. There are no "spider man facts" that need to be adhered to and understood in order to get spiderman "correct". They can decide that spider man is actually a black trans woman who doesnt have any superpowers, and it will be no less accurate or "wrong" than anything else. If they did that, how could you tell spiderman and iron man apart?
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Like I said, I would love to see a 15 y/o autistic Batman or a black trans Batman who's parents never died. It's not like silly things like "character traits" matter any more.
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counterfeitsaint posted:If they did that, how could you tell spiderman and iron man apart? You cant and wont. Nor should you. All these things are invented, theyre not real. They are interchangeable with each other because theyre all just ideas. Go ahead and make all the superheroes clones of each other, it doesnt matter.
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Blue Star posted:Spiderman doesnt exist and can be whatever the writers/directors/creators/etc. want him to be. There are no "spider man facts" that need to be adhered to and understood in order to get spiderman "correct". They can decide that spider man is actually a black trans woman who doesnt have any superpowers, and it will be no less accurate or "wrong" than anything else. You can define a spiderman. A spiderman is a young wimpy photographer who got bit by a radioactive spider. He has dead parents, an uncle deadben who died telling him to be responsibility, and an auntmay who is in danger is hot to older guys and sometimes villains. He gets spidersense which makes him unhittable except for the times he gets hit. He shoots a web. He likes MJ/Gwen/Other but can't reveal that he's a spiderman. He has a friend named harry who is a goblin. And he fights the bad guys named after animals and talks a lot doing it. But yes, everything fictional is a mental construct.
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Blue Star posted:You cant and wont. Nor should you. All these things are invented, theyre not real. They are interchangeable with each other because theyre all just ideas. Go ahead and make all the superheroes clones of each other, it doesnt matter. "lol nothing matters" is a loving weird and nihilistic response to the concept of characters having traits, but you're a pretty weird poster so I guess that explains it.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:31
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What if Hercules was a deaf-mute Italian!
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Lol at the disrespect towards Uncle Ben in this film, he must have died like the year previous but Peter doesn't care or think about him at all. In this universe Ben was the molesty uncle or something.
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vermin posted:You can define a spiderman. A spiderman is a young wimpy photographer who got bit by a radioactive spider. He has dead parents, an uncle deadben who died telling him to be responsibility, and an auntmay who is in danger is hot to older guys and sometimes villains. He gets spidersense which makes him unhittable except for the times he gets hit. He shoots a web. He likes MJ/Gwen/Other but can't reveal that he's a spiderman. He has a friend named harry who is a goblin. And he fights the bad guys named after animals and talks a lot doing it. Wow how compeling
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This is why I only watch the porn parodies of superhero movies "Spider-man: Homecumming" is great btw
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a bone to pick posted:Lol at the disrespect towards Uncle Ben in this film, he must died like the year previous but Peter doesn't care or think about him at all. In this universe Ben was the molesty uncle or something. Amazing that people can move on and heal and not talk about their dead parental figure constantly. Almost like life goes on and it's bad to obsess about tragedy. *looks pointedly in Batman's direction* Besides, did you really want another loving Uncle Ben scene?
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Nobody really gives a poo poo what "they" are within their legal rights to do. I mean Marvel could release all new Spiderman comics with nothing but blank pages, because it's all made up nonsense. But no one would ever really consider doing that so why talk about how it's technically a possibility, unless you're an insufferable internet twat who wants to show how smart he is.
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Zac Snyder's Superman is the best and most accurate on-screen Superman in history.
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priznat posted:This is why I only watch the porn parodies of superhero movies Homo Cumming is better
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WampaLord posted:
gently caress no, I just think it's funny a 15 year old high school student got over his father-figure's death faster than he's going to get over Liz and the Vulture.
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a bone to pick posted:gently caress no, I just think it's funny a 15 year old high school student got over his father-figure's death faster than he's going to get over Liz and the Vulture. Aunt May seems like she's gonna start playing the field soon too. Ben's tombstone has the words "Don't let me inconvenience you."
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