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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/885862066342506496

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

He said he knows more than Generals, not more than Majors.

Fake news.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
The German porn industry is trying to get all free porn sites blocked, what in the world :psyduck:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Leader of the free world duzzy

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Not enough people buying German Goo Girls 93

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Duzzy Funlop posted:

The German porn industry is trying to get all free porn sites blocked, what in the world :psyduck:
Enjoy driving to Belguim to beat off.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
They blocked porn in Korea so I had to VPN it.

There are ways to combat tyranny.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Tbf if the entire porn tube industry was hosting stolen content from a industry 'respectable people' cared about, they'd have been banned years ago.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The German porn industry is trying to get all free porn sites blocked, what in the world :psyduck:

Well at least WW3 will actually be over something worthwhile

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
The German porn industry isn't even a good one, it's loving hot garbage...with penises, and vaginas, and butts, and other orifices

Like, if we had a porn industry that wasn't hilariously terrible, I'd be like "you know what, I don't agree, but good for them for putting up a fight".

But we don't. It's the worst loving porn on the planet.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Wait, hang on



It's the shittiest on the planet







NAILED IT

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Wait, isn't Mindgeek- the holding company for like, ALL tubesites based in Germany?
Couldn't they just severely disrupt the Global Porn Infrastructure by issuing a piece of federal legislation that fucks with Mindgeek and effectively shut everything down by default?

Immanentized fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jul 14, 2017

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

In the first war, it was Belgium

In the second, the poles

In the third, the porn.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Immanentized posted:

Wait, isn't Mindgeek- the holding company for like, ALL tubesites based in Germany?
Couldn't they just severely disrupt the Global Porn Infrastructure by issuing a piece of federal legislation that fucks with Mindgeek and effectively shut everything down by default?

I've never heard of Mindgeek, but a quick google shows me they're Canada-based.

But the company apparently has its roots with the guy that created PrivatAmateure and MyDirtyHobby

Looks like not all Germany porn is poo poo, just the porn that's still being produced in the fatherland. :lol:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

There's so much good amateur stuff out there for free I don't know why the pros bother sometimes.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

also this is to cheer shim up since being angry at stuff always cheers me up

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

tastefully arranged labia posted:

There's so much good amateur stuff out there for free I don't know why the pros bother sometimes.
We must be watching different porn then, because most of the amateur stuff I see is either chubby, unattractive, grunting people half in and half out of view of the iPhone 4 they balanced on top of a laundry basket, (Jesus christ at least disable auto focus,) or 5 minutes of Giger-esque extreme close up of a dick going in and out of an inexpertly shaven cooch.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I appreciate your feedback and that you viewed my work

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
You missed a spot when you were waxing your grundle.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

tastefully arranged labia posted:

also this is to cheer shim up since being angry at stuff always cheers me up


CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The German porn industry isn't even a good one, it's loving hot garbage...with penises, and vaginas, and butts, and other orifices

Like, if we had a porn industry that wasn't hilariously terrible, I'd be like "you know what, I don't agree, but good for them for putting up a fight".

But we don't. It's the worst loving porn on the planet.

Who needs to produce when the Internet and Tumbler is giving away the good poo poo for free.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dead Reckoning posted:

We must be watching different porn then, because most of the amateur stuff I see is either chubby, unattractive, grunting people half in and half out of view of the iPhone 4 they balanced on top of a laundry basket, (Jesus christ at least disable auto focus,) or 5 minutes of Giger-esque extreme close up of a dick going in and out of an inexpertly shaven cooch.

You watching the wrong poo poo then.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Dead Reckoning posted:

We must be watching different porn then, because most of the amateur stuff I see is either chubby, unattractive, grunting people half in and half out of view of the iPhone 4 they balanced on top of a laundry basket, (Jesus christ at least disable auto focus,) or 5 minutes of Giger-esque extreme close up of a dick going in and out of an inexpertly shaven cooch.

That just makes it more real imho.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

TBeats posted:

That just makes it more real imho.

More real than local GiP posters are experiencing at any rate.

AkrisD
Sep 2, 2004
olololol '04 newb hurrrrrrr

TBeats posted:

That just makes it more real imho.

I don't want to watch Joe Average drive a Corolla, I wanna watch Dwyane Johnson benchpress a goddamn Russian submarine. Same thing with my porn. gently caress real. I wanna see that snatch gape with a goddamn Russian submarine.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Dead Reckoning posted:

We must be watching different porn then, because most of the amateur stuff I see is either chubby, unattractive, grunting people half in and half out of view of the iPhone 4 they balanced on top of a laundry basket, (Jesus christ at least disable auto focus,) or 5 minutes of Giger-esque extreme close up of a dick going in and out of an inexpertly shaven cooch.

Heather Brooke

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Also as a PSA There is a website that is somehow tangentially goon related called wankdb.com that has been shutting down for like six months now but acts as a tube aggregator. So if you click catagories "Brazilian fart girls" or whatever it pulls and displays results from most tube sites. It's p dope

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Waroduce posted:

Also as a PSA There is a website that is somehow tangentially goon related called wankdb.com that has been shutting down for like six months now but acts as a tube aggregator. So if you click catagories "Brazilian fart girls" or whatever it pulls and displays results from most tube sites. It's p dope

Bing.com

Yw

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Waroduce posted:

Heather Brooke

my man

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Waroduce posted:

Heather Brooke

Her name is Heather Harmon according to Google. Not Heather Brooke. Brooke is her friend she played with sometimes.



Trap sprung I guess.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Waroduce posted:

Heather Brooke

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Perfect excuse to post one of my favorite quotes.
"Food porn is just like Real Porn- if you were any good at it, you wouldn't be an amateur."

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

bulletsponge13 posted:

Perfect excuse to post one of my favorite quotes.
"Food porn is just like Real Porn- if you were any good at it, you wouldn't be an amateur."

I would ask you about your hobbies if this is one of your favorite quotes but I don't think I wanna know. Or do I?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I lost track of GIP CE during the retarded fight about whatever caused there to be three threads briefly and just binged all 25 pages in a couple hours, Jesus Christ.


I miss Cheney and Rove, if you're gonna be comic book evil at least have the goddamn dignity to emulate Dr. Doom instead of The Dogwelder.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Man, making me nostalgic. Remember when Cheney shot his buddy on a hunting trip and then the dude who got shot apologized? Good times.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

FLOOR_MASTER posted:

Day 175, in which the White House Goatsees America: https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/whitehouse.gov/files/docs/comments-received-june-29-through-july-11-2017.pdf (page 6)

These are emails the public sent in response to an invitation to comment on Kobach's election integrity commission. Lots of other gems within.

Leaving your home address and phone number on a letter for the public record complaining about having your home address and phone number released to the public seems like a pretty brutal self-own

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Bored As gently caress posted:

Her name is Heather Harmon according to Google. Not Heather Brooke. Brooke is her friend she played with sometimes.



Trap sprung I guess.

I know this but the most common search term is heather brooke

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Ya the first popular video or whatever had Brooke in the title so it just kind of stuck from there



Names of the 16 that died in the crash have been released

https://news.usni.org/2017/07/14/marine-corps-releases-identities-of-16-servicemen-killed-in-kc-130t-crash

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

Some were. A lot of people in the Baltics saw the Nazis as liberators after a few years of Soviet oppression.

I think I had a great uncle who was one of these guys!

The Russians shot my grandparents (mostly Jewish) families in the woods for being intellectuals when they took over. Then when the Germans invaded, they saved my grandparents from probable death and put them in a Lutheran orphanage. Then the Germans conscripted most of the boys from my grandpas family into the local SS unit (remember, still Jewish) and they fought the Russians. My grandpa had serious problems with drinking and PTSD until the Alzheimer's finally got him, I think being a 14 year old fighting on the eastern front was not kind to him.

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Shepard Smith is too good for Fox News.

https://twitter.com/LeanneNaramore/status/885948819875262465

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