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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Joementum posted:

time for trump to make another great deal and save this vital american business!!

https://twitter.com/stevekovach/status/885897927100706816


https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/715648874346520576

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



thanks juicerobama

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
juicero my balls

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
many people are saying that trump is funding a piss juicero. its going to be the uber of piss juicing machines

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Feldegast42 posted:

Lol bullshit

imagine it blindsides you with hard-hitting journalism looking into Trump's long history of posing as a christian.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lmao you fools have given a Hippo a license to kill, things are about to get crazy at that zoo

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

I assume it's gonna be like that reasons to vote for democrats book

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

you will be first into the kold press komrade

"Lets talk about some game theory" I cry as I am turned into a delicious ice cold beverage

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.


paddy's on the case

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!




Wait, what?
Life insurances pay out on suicide? Or should I say "suicide"?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/BobAlGreene/status/885511475963600897

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I started watching the Handmaid's Tale the other day and, to me, the best episode is when (don't read this if you haven't seen the show) they go to Jezebel's. It's such a good picture of how right wing people in general think.

"It's not moral, unless I do it, because I really have to and you don't."

"Do what's best for everyone, unless it causes me any trouble (no problem if it causes YOU trouble)."

"Actually, that was only a bad apple, not an example!"

And society goes on with a deep certainty that all of this will still be their motto. It's troubling and we need to rub it in their faces.


Augus posted:



it goes on like this for 3 pages lmao

That, to me, is why this e-mail is gold. Too bad no republican will ever read it.

"DONT HAVE ABORTIONS, GOD DOESN'T WANT THAT!" *fucks a 5 year old*

If you wanna be really depressed watch this show (or don't, if you've read the book, whatever, I hadn't).

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Epic High Five posted:

lmao you fools have given a Hippo a license to kill, things are about to get crazy at that zoo

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/885889470595297280

this guy seems chill

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Thom and the Heads posted:



paddy's on the case

i looked for this name on facebook and i assume its the Paddy Kalish that has a Kissinger quote in his facebook byline

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im sorry, i only drink hot press juice

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:drat:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
.....ladies

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Hippos are the deadliest animals in Africa so this essentially represents further militarization of our police forces

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:perfect:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Bert Roberge posted:

This is a direct response to Harambe right?

Murdered in cold blood, never again.


fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/885900957044940800

*Ron Howard voice*

They won't

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
juicero is disrupting your bowels

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

AI is gonna be like hoverboards. It is a not product.

Acelerion
May 3, 2005


Hippo jumps fence, shoots hyena

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


that hyena was no angel

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i prefer hot-pressed juice

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

orange sky posted:

I started watching the Handmaid's Tale the other day and, to me, the best episode is when (don't read this if you haven't seen the show)

pretty hard to spoil a 1985 book fam

its a messed up read but necessary along with your high school dystopia themed summer list reading with 1984 and Brave New World~


Al! posted:

im sorry, i only drink hot press juice

hot piss juice

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:negative:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/885901982661308416

Erik Prince just got a huge boner

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Yinlock posted:

i prefer hot-pressed juice

cumshitter??

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump's calamansi piss

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:negative:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

CNN must be destroyed.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lastgirl posted:

pretty hard to spoil a 1985 book fam

its a messed up read but necessary along with your high school dystopia themed summer list reading with 1984 and Brave New World~


hot piss juice

I took a "dystopias" class in college; depressing poo poo, but also really good reading.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

eonwe posted:

many people are saying that trump is funding a piss juicero. its going to be the uber of piss juicing machines

pissero

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Inspector Hound posted:

Hippos are the deadliest animals in Africa so this essentially represents further militarization of our police forces

*paddles out in canoe in a lakeful o hippos and starts praying*

L'appel du vide~

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/RussiaCollusion/status/885902333200171010

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

fits my needs posted:

juicero my balls

I can get just as much from you with my hands at a franction of the cost

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